Delta Goodrem And Nick Jonas Quit Each Other

February 21, 2012 / Posted by:

Nick Jonas has pulled his dusty purity cock ring from the storage box under his bed and Delta Goodrem no longer has to worry about leaving the bar early after her teenage piece gets carded, because they have ended their love after 9 months together. It’s always a sad day for real love when two publicists can’t renegotiate a relationship contract. Delta is busy pushing red buttons as a judge in Australia’s The Voice and Nick is poppin’ his bubble butt on Broadway, so they just don’t have time to hold hands in staged photo-ops anymore. Delta’s rep released this statement to EVERYONE including The Herald Sun in Australia this morning:

“Nick and Delta have decided to mutually end their relationship. At this point in time, they are both focused on their careers as they go on different paths. They remain friends and wish each other the best for the future.”

Somewhere that one Blind Item is re-enacting MiserAlba’s “I CAN ALMOST SEE AGAIN!!” scene from the Oscar-winning classic The Eye, because it has partial vision now that half of it has been solved. As for the other part of that blind item, my ass guessed it’s Joel Madden, but some put Seal’s name in the guess box. Who ever it is, is one lucky dude with a smiley face asshole. That’s if Delta Goodrem lives up to her last name, anyway. I know, Delta’s last name is pronounced “Good Rem,” but that’s not how my dirty ass sees it. Spread your cheeks, flare your b-hole, stick your head in the gutter and say it with me now: Delta GOOD RIM! I’d hit it (after running my no-no under the faucet, of course)!

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