Courteney Cox Shares Her Addiction To Ranch Dressing With The Silver Fox

February 21, 2012 / Posted by:

I regularly pray that my inbox will one day be graced with a picture of Anderson Cooper, Cox and a huge load of white stuff, but this isn’t what my loins had in mind. I’ll still take it, because Mah Boo’s giggle and OMG faces are like a Snuggie for my soul.

Just like 85% of this country, Courteney Cox has a not-so-strange addiction to drinking gallons upon gallons of ranch dressing and she can’t start her day without hooking her arm vein up to an IV drip full of ranch. Courteney’s idea of heaven is frolicking through the Hidden Valley Ranch. Since Anderson is a serious journalist and his talk show brings us nothing but highly important hard-hitting stories, he brought out a bowl full of America’s nectar and asked Courteney to guzzle it down. Here’s a preview of the episode that airs today:

I am disgusted with that clip, because ranch dressing and mayo are enemies and I can’t live without the latter. I wish they made mayo-flavored lube. I am also disgusted with that clip, because again, this is not the moment between a Cox and a Mah Boo I want to see. I was so disgusted with all of this that I almost forget to mention that Courteney really needs to back away from the Botox needle before her face looks exactly like that of a Good Luck Cat.

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