Afternoon Crumbs

Beyonce to herself: "I wonder if this sweet little Dutch boy next to me would like a job as Blue Ivy's fourth-string au pair?" Jay-Z to himself: "Oh fuck, B is going to try to hire that Brown Bunny chick who knobbed on Vincent Gallo." - Lainey Gossip

Somebody has to dress like an early 90s lot lizard trying to trade handjobs for Nirvana tickets and that somebody is RiRi - Hollywood Tuna

Megan Fox is in a bikini and Brian Austin Green is starting to slowly morph into the vato mechanic who used to fix my mom's Datsun - The Superficial

People who should've been in the Super Bowl halftime show instead of Madge: this Brazilian drag show - Towleroad

Is that a family of squirrels fighting under a blanket I see in CoCo's butt ultrasound? - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

28 pictures that make my gutter brain think of Cumonmyglasses.com - The Berry

Jennifer Aniston's sacred chichis are only for Justin Theroux - Celebitchy

Florence Welch giving me "the ginger ghost of Peaches & Cream Barbie's past" at the Brit Awards - Just Jared

Bitch Got The Beat Down: The Teen Mom Edition - ICYDK

A SANS blow-out Bruno Mars - I'm Not Obsessed

My thoughts on Lea Michele and that one dude getting it on are best expressed through Chris Colfer's face - SOW

I really wish these were pictures of Kelly LeBrock instead of Kelly Brook - Popoholic

Ick. Nast. - Popsugar

My childhood will finally die a slow miserable death if there's a scene where Pee-wee does Chairy between her seat cushions - The Daily What

But more importantly, how did Steve-O make it past Italy's customs checkpoint? - Hollywood Rag

RiRi in uniform - Cityrag

Does Spike Lee have an alibi? - Crunk + Disorderly

Let's Cookie Time like it was the first time! - Videogum

Posted by: Michael K

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Afternoon Crumbs

Submitted by boston61 on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 5:47pm.

Boy that Chloe gets around she is one smart cookie.

Submitted by Albatross on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 5:47pm.

That Pee-wee porn parody was kinda funny. The guy sounded just like him.

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 5:45pm.

Brazilians are the most fun people. Love the Madonna act. I saw them do a "Defying Gravity" from "Wicked" in a club (just mouthing to the song like this) and they elevated that drag queen Elphaba with a rope.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 5:43pm.

Is that Chloe? Hahahah she's looking like Drew Droege's Chloe more and more each day! Of course, he's doing it on purpose.

♪ Come on VOGUE ♪ Loved it & CeeLo in a see-through shirt, way better! LOL!

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Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 5:42pm.

I love looking at platform heels by themselves, some of them are like a piece of art. If I see people or myself wearing them, they look fug. Some shoes should just be made for art and nothing else.

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 5:38pm.

The high platform heel trend must end. Women of the world who wear those fugly things- you look like you have HOOVES!

Why would someone attack Leah from Teen Mom? Fucking annoying orange ass doll-haired Chelsea, who speaks like she is recovering from jaw surgery- beat down is completely understandable. Leah- no.

Submitted by Juniperjump on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 5:36pm.

I am fully expecting a George Michael post from MK in the next 24 hours. He was SO obviously wasted while presenting the best album award at the Brits.

Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 5:27pm.

LAWD YES! About those shoes.

Once in a while, I will see some young idiot or "cougar" trying to walk down the street in those shoes. I can't figure it out.

To me, the purpose of high heels is to give you a sexy posture, to make your legs look longer, make you taller so you feel more powerful. And I feel sexier in heels, which also adds to the "power" feeling. (Just my opinion here). ETA: Also, if I were going to mug/rob someone, it'd be one of those dummies who you could tip over really easily.

When I see some woman picking her way along the sidewalk, teetering like a newly born foal, I don't think "sexy, powerful". I think "vulnerable fashion victim".

I've never seen a woman stride purposefully in those things.

But then again, some men find weak women sexy. If you're trying to attract one of those, have at it, I guess.