Afternoon Crumbs

February 21, 2012 / Posted by:

Beyonce to herself: “I wonder if this sweet little Dutch boy next to me would like a job as Blue Ivy’s fourth-string au pair?Jay-Z to himself: “Oh fuck, B is going to try to hire that Brown Bunny chick who knobbed on Vincent Gallo.” – Lainey Gossip

Somebody has to dress like an early 90s lot lizard trying to trade handjobs for Nirvana tickets and that somebody is RiRiHollywood Tuna

Megan Fox is in a bikini and Brian Austin Green is starting to slowly morph into the vato mechanic who used to fix my mom’s Datsun – The Superficial

People who should’ve been in the Super Bowl halftime show instead of Madge: this Brazilian drag show – Towleroad

Is that a family of squirrels fighting under a blanket I see in CoCo’s butt ultrasound? – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

28 pictures that make my gutter brain think of Cumonmyglasses.com – The Berry

Jennifer Aniston’s sacred chichis are only for Justin TherouxCelebitchy

Florence Welch giving me “the ginger ghost of Peaches & Cream Barbie’s past” at the Brit Awards - Just Jared

Bitch Got The Beat Down: The Teen Mom Edition – ICYDK

A SANS blow-out Bruno Mars - I’m Not Obsessed

My thoughts on Lea Michele and that one dude getting it on are best expressed through Chris Colfer’s face – SOW

I really wish these were pictures of Kelly LeBrock instead of Kelly BrookPopoholic

Ick. Nast. – Popsugar

My childhood will finally die a slow miserable death if there’s a scene where Pee-wee does Chairy between her seat cushions – The Daily What

But more importantly, how did Steve-O make it past Italy’s customs checkpoint? – Hollywood Rag

RiRi in uniform – Cityrag

Does Spike Lee have an alibi? - Crunk + Disorderly

Let’s Cookie Time like it was the first time! – Videogum

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