Afternoon Crumbs
Beyonce to herself: “I wonder if this sweet little Dutch boy next to me would like a job as Blue Ivy’s fourth-string au pair?” Jay-Z to himself: “Oh fuck, B is going to try to hire that Brown Bunny chick who knobbed on Vincent Gallo.” – Lainey Gossip
Somebody has to dress like an early 90s lot lizard trying to trade handjobs for Nirvana tickets and that somebody is RiRi – Hollywood Tuna
Megan Fox is in a bikini and Brian Austin Green is starting to slowly morph into the vato mechanic who used to fix my mom’s Datsun – The Superficial
People who should’ve been in the Super Bowl halftime show instead of Madge: this Brazilian drag show – Towleroad
Is that a family of squirrels fighting under a blanket I see in CoCo’s butt ultrasound? – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
28 pictures that make my gutter brain think of Cumonmyglasses.com – The Berry
Jennifer Aniston’s sacred chichis are only for Justin Theroux – Celebitchy
Florence Welch giving me “the ginger ghost of Peaches & Cream Barbie’s past” at the Brit Awards – Just Jared
Bitch Got The Beat Down: The Teen Mom Edition – ICYDK
A SANS blow-out Bruno Mars – I’m Not Obsessed
My thoughts on Lea Michele and that one dude getting it on are best expressed through Chris Colfer’s face – SOW
I really wish these were pictures of Kelly LeBrock instead of Kelly Brook – Popoholic
Ick. Nast. – Popsugar
My childhood will finally die a slow miserable death if there’s a scene where Pee-wee does Chairy between her seat cushions – The Daily What
But more importantly, how did Steve-O make it past Italy’s customs checkpoint? – Hollywood Rag
RiRi in uniform – Cityrag
Does Spike Lee have an alibi? – Crunk + Disorderly
Let’s Cookie Time like it was the first time! – Videogum