Panty Creamer Of The Night: Renee From Mob Wives In A Bikini
Giving locked up wise guys in prison a reason to buy government-made lube at the commissary, Renee Graziano of Mob Wives showed off her bikini body for the paps during a vacation in Hollywood, FL with her son. This is the same bikini body that almost put two giant black Xes over Renee's eyes. Bitch almost died for that succulent uncooked ham body.
During the first or second episode of the new season, Renee got her ass lifted and while she was in the recovery room, she sat straight up really fast, splitting the stitches in her back. This ho's back split open and she was in the hospital for weeks. I know, for being built like a cement truck, Renee is so delicate. Big Ang splits her fat slug lips daily when she eats a pygmy goat whole and she just fixes her shit up with Gorilla Glue and a nail gun.
I'm going to keep my thoughts about this Tasmanian Devil's Renee's bikini body to myself, because this bitch could easily shove me down a garbage disposal or knock my teefs into my froat just by flinching at me. Believe it or not, shitting my own teeth out does not sound like a good time to me.
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Anybody knows her height and weight and age?
Anybody knows her height and weight and age?
She is very unappealing to look at and way too manly.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I don't think anyone would have a thing to say if she wore a bathing suit that worked best with her shape.
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee
She looks great... .no, really, great. (She will find your ass and that'll be all bitches)....really great.
She looks like Melissa Rivers in the face.
A breast reduction would of have helped balance her shape.
"That's exactly how Angelina Jolie would look like if she didn't starve her ass to near death. Same square-ish shapeless hips and almost absent waist. Just horrible body shape. Poor things... :)" ---
rotten egg _ I agree 100%. I still don't understand how hips can have 90 degree angles in them. Bleeck.
Maybe she had surgery to help her hide out in the witness protection program?? cuz "that's a man, baby!"
What a disgusting Shim.
If you're gonna say something about the way she looks (which she has no control over, unfortunately.) then it better be funny. I'm all for tasteless humor, but this is just wrong.
Oh my lawd! We just found Gretchen's mother.
so do these "real" house and mob skanks sign contracts that they have to take these horrid bikini photos as part of the deal for promoting these shows, or do these women set up these pap shots themselves because they really think they look good in a bikini? it can't possibly be the latter, right?
That's exactly how Angelina Jolie would look like if she didn't starve her ass to near death. Same square-ish shapeless hips and almost absent waist. Just horrible body shape. Poor things... :)
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
I don't know where to begin.........
Do mobsters purposely marry buttfuckugly women so they feel justified in having mistresses? Or is it just to keep other mobsters away from their buttfuckugly wives?
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"When I'm ready to get off, I'll get off"
She suffered through near death surgery for that body? She needs to demand a refund.
She's built like a fire hydrant and no amount of surgery will change her shape. She should be in a suit that supports the girls and makes her torso and legs look longer.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
Who is this person? Is this a post-op situation? I'm not even trying to be an asshole (or insult the MTF trans community), but this chick looks like she was once a dude.
LOL snowy such a lady...
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"Hang on, let me just whip out my compass 'cause clearly we're living in the Legend of Zelda." ~ MadgesVadge 02/10/2012
for Jack:
http://youtu.be/7UXQ9HRRJ6E
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Thicker and greasier than deli bacon..... no offense to bacon, of course.
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"Well, the sun shines on a dog's ass every once in a while so I guess it's my turn." Captain Phil Harris
I have met drag queens more feminine than this thing. She strongly resembles that big Chyna wrestler lady...that's some scary shit right there. OMFG
"Shut up, bitch - it hurts to be beautiful" - Richie K. 2005
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 12:22pm.
jack, ewww thats her son in the pics too "COME TO MOMMA" she does have a very deeeeeep voice too
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I can spot em.... *shudders*
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"Hang on, let me just whip out my compass 'cause clearly we're living in the Legend of Zelda." ~ MadgesVadge 02/10/2012
jack, ewww thats her son in the pics too "COME TO MOMMA" she does have a very deeeeeep voice too
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by Anonymous101 on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:55am.
no, No, NO!! She looks like she would have a deep voice and call herself Momma while having sex. Jacko can't handle the "come to Momma" shit...
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"Hang on, let me just whip out my compass 'cause clearly we're living in the Legend of Zelda." ~ MadgesVadge 02/10/2012
She's out there in a bikini (shudder). Don't have time to watch any of these shows. So have no idea who it is. She has a very bad shape which could be made better with some exercise, lift the boobs, get that lipo sculpting on the waist and put it in her ass. Think its called Brazilian butt lift. She does have thin arms and legs and shiny hair. So after all of this on her body, PLEASE buy a 1 piece. Then we can start on that brutta faccia.
Her belly button, post-op, looks like a cat's anus.
But, my tingling fashion sense tells me the one piece suit would look better over her head.
Submitted by boyracerpgh on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 11:22am.
And now I finally know what Danzig would look like in a bikini...
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
ROTFLMAOPIMP
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"Money is the magic wand that turns a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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She had an apple shape. Wider on top than bottom. I graduated from the Ty-Ty Banks or someother shit shows "Dress Best for Your Shape" segment. Dunno who this ho is, but she must be tucking a brass pair to be out with that bellybutton situation she has going on. 'Member that chick from Errbody Loves Raymond? She's on ABC now but I cant think of the show or her name, she has the same bellybutton. Looks manufactured or carved or something.
I find this person absolutely terrifying in appearance and demeanor.
I love mob wives! I admit it. But this one doesn't hold a candle to Big Ang.
FUGGETTABOUTIT!
And now I finally know what Danzig would look like in a bikini...
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 9:30am.
It doesn't feel right to snark on her because I don't think she can help her body shape. There's nothing you can do if you have very broad shoulders and slim hips. There's no plastic surgery that can alter those proportions. She could have worn a swimsuit that balances her out in a different color. That would have helped but not drastically.
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^this. i'd much rather see a woman like this than a woman that looks like a 13 year old boy. except for whatever went on with her stomach there, she has a real body. her face though...i think that's been fucked with enough.still i have to give her credit for being cool in a bikini.
Her head in the 9th pic = the stuff of nightmares. Heffa looks like a 90 year old evil fairytale witch about the face.
I hate it when people look like they have no neck.
Bikini culture is a demon from the same hell as Twitter.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:10am.
WOULD. NOT. HIT.
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STOP LYING!!!!!!!!!! WE ALL KNOW YOU TOTALLY WOULD :P
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Happy Holidays to you too, Khloe! And may you and your family GTFA for 2012!!
The white Sherri Shepard
Submitted by K2 on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:38am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:10am.
WOULD. NOT. HIT.
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Not even with a car?
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LOL
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"Hang on, let me just whip out my compass 'cause clearly we're living in the Legend of Zelda." ~ MadgesVadge 02/10/2012
Yuck, that's one chick who needs a caftan.
Still, at least Basketball wives Miami gave us Tammy's "I'll show you talk is cheap up in this muthafucka!"
I like to use that line at work.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:10am.
WOULD. NOT. HIT.
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Not even with a car?
She looks like a sausage.
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:10am.
WOULD. NOT. HIT.
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Imprudent fool, can't you see by his(!) face that this is a refitted mafia hitman? You don't get to hit that but beware to get hit by it.
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You got a lot of money, but you can't afford the freeway
Between this show & basketball wives I just can't...I think my 8 year old niece is more mature then all those woman put together.There should come a time(like after motherhood)you should stop fighting with other grown women like its junior high.
WOULD. NOT. HIT.
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"Hang on, let me just whip out my compass 'cause clearly we're living in the Legend of Zelda." ~ MadgesVadge 02/10/2012
Hekki I don't have a problem with her body, I think her body looks great for her age. Something about that face though, eeeeesh.
She looks like the love child of The Goddess Bunny and a gorilla.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
That navel looks like a second urethra.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Now that I have swallowed the throw up rising in the back of my throat....Where is her ass at?
Submitted by Juniperjump on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 9:21am.
Not sure you're right about that.
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2458/how-did-the-phrase-built-l...
It might have meant that for men - but I don't get the sense that with women it was meant complimentary. At best it was deeply ironic when first used with women. And where I come from at least, it's used to describe a woman with a physique like a NFL linebacker. Just like our Mrs Graziano here.
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According to this site, we're both right. Maybe the usage is regional? In the South and on the West Coast it means a woman with dangerous curves. I've only heard it applied to women men are eager to bang. In that old Commodores song the lyrics specify the "perfect" measurements, as well as in hip-hop patois. I've heard men describe Monica Bellucci as a brick shit house, tongues hanging out and zippers straining as they drool.
Having said that, you're right about Madonna's remark about poor Britney. She is muscular with a wide neck and Madonna is bitchy.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=built+like+a+brick+shit+h...
It doesn't feel right to snark on her because I don't think she can help her body shape. There's nothing you can do if you have very broad shoulders and slim hips. There's no plastic surgery that can alter those proportions. She could have worn a swimsuit that balances her out in a different color. That would have helped but not drastically.