Evening Crumbs

February 20, 2012 / Posted by:

Next week’s Star Magazine headline: Selena Kay Letourneau leaves a heartbroken Justin Bieber for a younger man! – Lainey Gossip

Finally, someone has perfectly captured my natural elegance and the way that my blond hair looked like a Harpo Marx wig from the penny store.” – Marilyn Monroe up in heaven – The Superficial

And on last night’s Celebrity Apprentice, George Takei had a wet dream vision of running his tongue all over The Hulk’s bountiful chest mountains – Towleroad

Butt cleavage: Bar Refaeli has it – Hollywood Tuna

Love never dies, but a piece of my soul did when I actually blew up that picture to get a better look at Miley Cyrus’ new Emo tattoo – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

I’m no body language expert, but this picture clearly shows that Danny DeVito would rather be closer to Zac Efron’s nipples than Taylor Swift’s. Danny knows what’s good. – The Berry

Bitch Got The Beat Down: The Monaco Royalty Edition – Celebitchy

This picture of a topless Chace Crawford looks straight out of a Cool Water ad from the early 90s – Just Jared

Viola Davis suffocates her chichis at the NAACP Awards – ICYDK

Ceiling Eyes becomes Side Eyes for a quick second – Popoholic

Gis and her Tommy are at the beach – Popsugar

Asian nalgas alert! – (NSFWish) OMG Blog

Where is Mickey Mouse with a taser gun when you really need him? – The Daily What

…THE HELL? Is Johnny Depp’s daughter getting fashion tips from Miley Cyrus? – Hollywood Rag

…And then it broke – Cityrag

Before Nicki Minaj let the team at Mattel give her a new face – Crunk + Disorderly

There’s nothing like front flipping right into a dog’s humping crotch – Videogum

By the looks of Minnie Driver’s son, I’m pretty sure his daddy is Andy Richter I’m Not Obsessed

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