Evening Crumbs
Next week's Star Magazine headline: Selena Kay Letourneau leaves a heartbroken Justin Bieber for a younger man! - Lainey Gossip
"Finally, someone has perfectly captured my natural elegance and the way that my blond hair looked like a Harpo Marx wig from the penny store." - Marilyn Monroe up in heaven - The Superficial
And on last night's Celebrity Apprentice, George Takei had a wet dream vision of running his tongue all over The Hulk's bountiful chest mountains - Towleroad
Butt cleavage: Bar Refaeli has it - Hollywood Tuna
Love never dies, but a piece of my soul did when I actually blew up that picture to get a better look at Miley Cyrus' new Emo tattoo - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
I'm no body language expert, but this picture clearly shows that Danny DeVito would rather be closer to Zac Efron's nipples than Taylor Swift's. Danny knows what's good. - The Berry
Bitch Got The Beat Down: The Monaco Royalty Edition - Celebitchy
This picture of a topless Chace Crawford looks straight out of a Cool Water ad from the early 90s - Just Jared
Viola Davis suffocates her chichis at the NAACP Awards - ICYDK
Ceiling Eyes becomes Side Eyes for a quick second - Popoholic
Gis and her Tommy are at the beach - Popsugar
Asian nalgas alert! - (NSFWish) OMG Blog
Where is Mickey Mouse with a taser gun when you really need him? - The Daily What
...THE HELL? Is Johnny Depp's daughter getting fashion tips from Miley Cyrus? - Hollywood Rag
...And then it broke - Cityrag
Before Nicki Minaj let the team at Mattel give her a new face - Crunk + Disorderly
There's nothing like front flipping right into a dog's humping crotch - Videogum
By the looks of Minnie Driver's son, I'm pretty sure his daddy is Andy Richter - I'm Not Obsessed
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It actually says, "Love never dies". She tweeted "I am human and I need to be loved" which is understandably, disgusting. I agree, if she could name the Smiths, then I would...No I wouldn't do anything for her.
Aah ok, maybe I was looking at the wrong part of the article. Ok, that's not as dumb a move as I originally thought lol.
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
I didn't know that Lolita shit about Vanessa P. I have no idea why she didn't kick Johnny's always drunk ass out years ago....he seems like he has never really learned to be an adult or something. I do not find him attractive at all. I find her very cute and sensual in an off-beat way, but she knows she is not gorgeous.
You know it's a shame when the drunk guy was the least assholeish in the disneyland video.. And holy fucking shit, they should have pepper sprayed that bitch in the eyes and mouth...She was the most annoying cunt out of that whole mess.
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I want you to get on them fat chubby knees and take muh manhood in to your sugarwalls!-Early Cuyler -Squidbillies-
ahahaha ahaha ahhhaa nicky minaj before she got famous.
Thanks for all that information, Minnie. I am sure your son and your baby daddy appreciate you revealing that to the entire world. Trash.
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Submitted by Dog on Mon, 02/20/2012 - 9:50pm.
Submitted by squiggles on Mon, 02/20/2012 - 9:43pm.
Grouchy pimp???
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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C'mon. It's hard out there for a pimp!
@skabazzle
It actually says, "Love never dies". She tweeted "I am human and I need to be loved" which is understandably, disgusting. I agree, if she could name the Smiths, then I would...No I wouldn't do anything for her.
Miley's tat is a line from the Smiths song "How Soon is Now"......if she could tell me the names of all four members of the Smiths without Googling it I could give her a pass. SMH
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
OMG...Is that Justin Bieber's little brother??? He is just a pocketful of cute!!! And I agree-Salena is just gorgeous-always looks great, dresses and behaves appropriately and seems to be a genuinely nice person. I've always liked her.
i had a tube top when i was 10, when we really didnt think about pedos the way we do now. but i was NOT wearing it with short shorts, a hot belt, and fucking high heels.
and minnie driver, like the rest of them, for fucks sake, can she put on ten pounds so it doesnt look like i could crush her wrist with my toes?
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wow and mabel? i am sorry that i cant contribute right now for that great cause, but i sure hope you do well with it!
lucky girl, your daughter is.
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Posh Beckham is one of the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse.
@withinreason. So sweet, thanks.
And I also realize this link here is more direct to Jess's donation page: http://www.firstgiving.com/fundraiser/jesscohen/big-gay-prom-2012
i think serena is just the prettiest young famous girl today, actress or singer.
and johnny depp's daughter? the hell? but more, vanessa paradis? the hell? christ, put them in ANY trailer park, and you cant tell them from the residents. thats not even true - my sister and her daughter both looked better and less haggard and prostitottish.
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@Mabel, thanks so much for sharing and for your efforts! ;)
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"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?"MK
C the H! Love you, too!! Thank you for the sentiments. It still means a lot!!
Love,
Mabel
Hey Mabel
I support your cause, I just don't have any extra funds to help, but you are in my thoughts.
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Thanks for the feedback, Beakers Bitch. And I'm glad you said that because one never knows what brings on the magic. Last year saw $2000 raised in just 24 hours!
This year I've been careful to not post too many times. I'm trying to be careful, anyway.
Kittymuffin, the Big Gay Prom is an annual event held in Rochester, NY. (Thank you for asking!) It is sponsored by the GAGV (Gay Alliance of Genessee Valley). Last year's attendance was 295 kids from 56 different schools and a total of 7 counties. The event is for LGBT youth and their friends to have a great prom night--to experience something they may not be able to do at their own school, and it gives LGBT youth an opportunity to meet others around whom they may feel more comfortable. This night is all about them!
I joined the Gay Alliance last January after my 15-year-old daughter was getting bullied at her high school. She came home crying almost every day after school. I did my research, found the GAGV, took weekend courses there and became a certified member of their Speaker's Bureau. One of the things we do is go around to colleges and universities and provide "Safe Zone" educational seminars, which is mandatory for all incoming freshman.
Last month I co-facilitated a 2-hour diversity training session with all 80 students of the Wegman's School of Pharmacy at St.John Fisher College. The students were awesome and we got some wonderful feedback!
It is my hope that other cities begin picking up on the trend to educate their citizens, and sponsor LGBT youth proms of their own. Some day, though, I hope we all get to a point where an LGBT prom is not necessary, because everyone will feel equal and welcome at their own prom. Until then, THIS is theirs.
The GAGV Youth Services director, Jess Cohen, is a remarkable young woman who mentors gay, bi, lesbian and trans kids. She even spent part of her day off with my own kid. She goes above and beyond the call of duty. Every year she plans the prom. Last year I overheard her worries about the prom--she was planning on ordering less food, and didn't think there'd be enough money for decorations. When Jess put up her FirstGiving page in 2011 I answered the internal call I felt. I campaigned the crap out of that fundraiser and the rest is history. I'm back again this year to keep making good on my vow to help.
I posted these pics last week, but again--here is a link to the prom photos from last year's Big Gay Prom "Over the Rainbow":
http://www.flickr.com/photos/gayalliance/sets/72157626837050637/
This is the link to the FirstGiving website that accepts donations. All donations are tax-deductible and FirstGiving WILL send you a receipt in the mail for tax purposes.
http://www.firstgiving.com/GayAlliance/big-gay-prom-2012
Love,
Mabel
I love you all!!!
xoxoxo
D-Listers are AWESOME!!!
I have a daughter and over my dead body would she dress like a truck stop hooker, WTF is her mother thinking.
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Submitted by beakers bitch : "Bitch Got The Beat Down: The Monaco Royalty Edition"
OMG, I know he's probably a rich bastard who doesn't need it, but I'd like to buy that Hock dude a drink for doing what I'd wish someone would've done a long time ago: Punch Stravros Niarchos the fuck out.
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Me too! I'd love to see security camera video of entitled rich douche (that entire group) beatdown.
They should all be arrested as well.
Submitted by squiggles on Mon, 02/20/2012 - 9:43pm.
Grouchy pimp???
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Submitted by Dog on Mon, 02/20/2012 - 7:08pm.
Vanessa's face looks like a crumpled up grocery bag. And no 12 year old has any business dressing like that.
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I don't think anyone has any business dressing like that, lol. Vanessa looks like her daughter's grouchy pimp. Gross.
Why must every tramp in Hollywood be Marilyn Monroe?
What a Fug Fest on Celebrity Apprentice! George Takai stills rocks though and he put Paul Sr. in his place.
Cheryl Tiegs looked really beat...I'm putting my money on Victoria Gotti...so please don't kill me!
Those Chace Crawford pix made me bone. Tony Romo is probably hitting the fuck off that ass as I write this lucky dipshit fucker
I'll help if i can
hahahaha at Miley's "muscle". And I gaga at that stupid tattoo.
OMG at that 12 year old girl in hoochie mama clothes. Shame on you, Vanessa P.
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Goodbye, old you, when love is true
Vanessa looks like she's as big a smoker as Johnny. Man, can that age you.
Oh, and tube tops + pre-teens = T-r-o-u-b-l-e.
I agree on your Celebrity Apprentice critique, TexnDoc.
As others have written, it appears as though Art Garfunkel is Minnie Driver's BabyDaddy...
George Takei is A-DO-RA-BLE!
Damn, Minnie Driver's kid is HUGE. And the Monaco Beatdown simply must get one of those Thai (or is it Japanese? Taiwanese?) computer generated animation treatments.
she has dirty knees..what is BIG GAY PROM
Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Mon, 02/20/2012 - 7:37pm.
If I could just make a suggestion, Mabel. What got me last year is when you explained why it's such an important event to have for LGBT youth and the challenges they may face with their school prom. I remember you were even nice enough to post pictures from the prom night. It would be a good reiteration for people who weren't here last year. Good luck reaching your goal, Mabel! You're awesome. :)
Not sure what Johnny would say, but if Lily was my daughter, I'd be flipping shit over that outfit. And the sad thing is, she's not the only 10-12 year old that dresses like that. Apparently it's normal these days.
Vanessa looks busted in that pic, and no way should they let their twelve-year-old daughter walk around in public like that.
Whoever writes Popoholic needs a glass of cold water to the pants. I always think of that site as another harmless gossip site but it's turning more into Drunken Stepfather and Hollywood Tuna everyday.
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
Nicki was so pretty before she paid people to hack her face up. She had an adorable nose. Money makes people do ridiculous shit.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. –michelleb
This is how wonderful and generous people can be!! Amazing, is what it is!!
http://www.firstgiving.com/fundraiser/jesscohen/big-gay-prom-2012
We are almost 1/3 of the way to our goal!
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A great big THANK YOU to the 2012 "BIG GAY PROM- BORN THIS WAY!" DONORS:
Hexe: Another d-Lister--Make your memories, kids!
2/20/2012 $100.00
Terri Ray:
2/19/2012 $10.00
Mustang Sally: Have a wonderful prom!
2/18/2012 $44.00
Beb: You better work it, boys and girls!
2/18/2012 $40.00
"RickSantorum": :-P I want to go!!
2/18/2012 $50.00 (haha-I love that one!)
With/inR: Have a great time!!!!!
2/18/2012 $50.00
Jalynne: Have a magical night!
2/17/2012 $33.00
MK Fan & Proud Mom of 2 Gay kids: Have fun
2/17/2012 $25.00
Sonne: Have a fantastic night!
2/17/2012 $25.00
Phoebe Tahiti: Have a terrifc night!
2/17/2012 $10.00
Little_rascal: Have a great time!
2/17/2012 $50.00
Gem: Have fun and stay safe! xxxx
2/17/2012 $20.00
Carrie Vernon: Great Event for Young People
2/16/2012 $50.00
Beakers Bitch: Have a blast!
2/16/2012 $20.00
MK Fan:
2/16/2012 $40.00
Mabel Hodges: Love and kisses from Mabel!
2/15/2012 $50.00
Wanda Martinez:
2/15/2012 $20.00
Michael Hardy: Enjoy, be safe, respectful and have fun!
2/14/2012 $20.00
http://www.firstgiving.com/fundraiser/jesscohen/big-gay-prom-2012
Love,
Mabel
xoxo
Holy smokes, Hexe!
THANK YOU!!
Hexe just donated big-time to the Big Gay Prom, and it is HUGELY APPRECIATED!
Love,
Mabel
Xoxo
I wish all royalty would get pushed off a cliff - talk about useless wastes of space.
Vanessa is looking like all kinds of ragged and trashy. WTF does she think it's okay for her child to be dressed that way?
Vanessa was called Lolita in France when she was a teenage singer because she dressed provocatively... but she still wore more clothes than what her child has on. Jeeze.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. –michelleb
Viola's chichis are the strangest I've seen since Tori!
N-I-C-E Leung! :P
Guy didn't like dog humping his ear, hahaha, but he punched the pooch, boo!
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"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?"MK
Nicki Minaj is more plastic than KK. Totally average without all the plastic surgery.
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I was really disappointed when I saw that photo of Vanessa and her daughter, and there's another one with a similar outfit. Not sure how she saw that outfit as appropriate for leaving the house in. Total pedo magnet.
George Takei is pretty good on Celebrity Apprentice but the whole cast is so ho-hum and poor sweet Cheryl Tiegs got thrown out the door by a bunch of fuggos. I hope George and Teresa Giudice are the last two.
What's the point of doing all that work when the totals were 150,000 for the women versus 320,000 for the men, and the team leader said "Oh a buddy gave me a check for 300,000 dollars." Why even sell one sandwich. It's stupid.
Yeah, I wondered that too. They shouldn't allow private donations if they really want to be fair. I stopped watching this damn show years ago but stuck around last night when I saw Patricia Velasquez. The girl is hot, imo.
Vanessa's face looks like a crumpled up grocery bag. And no 12 year old has any business dressing like that.
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Age has been very cruel to Vanessa P and her daughter should have a cardigan on.
I think Gis and that dumbass seem to be genuinely happy so I don't have much hate. But god, her face is horrible. She has no natural prettiness at all!
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Why did Viola Davis feel the need to get implants? They look ridiculous.
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
Just what the perverts love - an under developed underaged girl wearing practically nothing! Boo on you Vanessa!
"Bitch Got The Beat Down: The Monaco Royalty Edition"
OMG, I know he's probably a rich bastard who doesn't need it, but I'd like to buy that Hock dude a drink for doing what I'd wish someone would've done a long time ago: Punch Stravros Niarchos the fuck out.
Damn. Vanessa Paradis looks very Susan Sarandon in that pic. And her daughter needs to put some clothes on. What the hell.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Vanessa Paradis, please put some clothes on your daughter. Thanks.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
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