Bitch, You Ain't Evita!
Here's Latina legend in her own ass, JLo, having a "Don't cry for me Rio de Janeiro" moment with her imaginary subjects at the Carnival parade in Brazil last night. If the camera pulled back, you'd see thousands of people RUNNING FOR THEIR LIVES from that balcony, because they know that nothing is strong enough to hold up JLo's 6,000 ton ego. That balcony is now going down in history as a man made wonder, because it actually didn't collapse from the weight of JLo's love for JLo. It's a good thing that didn't happen, because that would've ruined Casper's first Carnival and JLo wouldn't have any good pictures to put in his baby book.
You know, I don't know what this says about me (don't answer that), but every time I see a new picture of Casper, I notice a new gift from his sugar mamita. I see that fancy gold watch, Casper. Casper is seriously collecting a toy chest full of treasures that he'll eventually have to pawn off when JLo dumps him for a younger baby in the sea. In the meantime, #getmoneybaby
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I saw when this bitch arrived at Sapucaí.
She was on a VIP space owned by a brazilian beer company.
They paid her to be there and she did a commercial here in Brazil. Pretty stupid by the way.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UqW3omG9I4
She can't even samba. Bitch get a samba coach first.
There’s too much blood in my caffeine system.
she ain't even Elvira. sit DOWN, ho
OMG! HEADLINE MADE ME SPIT WATER ALL OVER, THANKS M.K.!!!!
AAAAAAH, HILARIOUS!!!! J Ho needs Captain Save-A-Ho to the rescue! Bitch slap her upside that head of hers.
"Shut up, bitch - it hurts to be beautiful" - Richie K. 2005
OBNOXIOUS KunTrashhhhIAN LOOK A LIKE BITCH!
#DIE !!!
Submitted by Hysteria on Mon, 02/20/2012 - 9:55pm.
She is a reasonably pretty, undeniably famous, and prolly wealthy gal.
Why does she go for these homely little homunculus-es.
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Completely agree! She peaked at Ben. Her taste in men in highly questionable. Even Diddy's better than this dude.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
People with money are more easily exposed as bad/uninterested parents. I know plenty of people with money and you can tell who really likes their kids and who doesn't. If they like their kids, they bring them along even if they have a nanny to "help". They spend their free time with their kids.
Of course poor folk like me have no choice. We are stuck taking care of our own kids, like it or not. I'm good with it mostly, because they're only little for such a short time.
wow...jlo has clocked more hours with this duckface than she has with her won children...i hate this dummy...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
I'm basking in the fact that she used to boast about not drinking or smoking and now suddenly it seems she's a hot mess. I lurve it darling. Those Anaconda days have come and gone.
What about the chirruns???
Why do these a-holes get divorced & uproot their children's worlds then spend even less time with their kids as they selfishly scamper about the world with new lovers, who are often young enough to actually be their children...
It's all about the adults these days. Remember when it used to be about the kids? Remember when adults put aside a few of their self-centered impulses because they exercised the maturity that can come with age, in deference to the children's best interests, children who are by definition, incapable of maturity or making decisions where their own lives are concerned?
Children can't be mature; Adults won't be mature.
Never mind. TeenMom 2 is on.
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I have to agree with you on this one. Uggh. She, and her ex husband, are so ridiculous. It is like they just cannot accept the fact that they are not 22 years old anymore. The minute you have a child, that is the very minute it STOPS being about you!
Sheesh.
What about the chirruns???
Why do these a-holes get divorced & uproot their children's worlds then spend even less time with their kids as they selfishly scamper about the world with new lovers, who are often young enough to actually be their children...
It's all about the adults these days. Remember when it used to be about the kids? Remember when adults put aside a few of their self-centered impulses because they exercised the maturity that can come with age, in deference to the children's best interests, children who are by definition, incapable of maturity or making decisions where their own lives are concerned?
Children can't be mature; Adults won't be mature.
Never mind. TeenMom 2 is on.
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The best time to plant an Oak tree is 25 years ago.
The second best time is today.
Best headline ever!
She probably pays him to hang out with her to look like she is having fun. They don't look like they are dating, or getting it on.
South Park
"Fat Butt and Pancake"
Season 7
Episode 5
That's all I have to say.
She is a reasonably pretty, undeniably famous, and prolly wealthy gal.
Why does she go for these homely little homunculus-es.
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with all the people there, does she really think anyone noticed her and her ugly tool of a child boyfriend?
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What happened to Miss Independent?
No longer need to be defensive
Goodbye, old you, when love is true
Submitted by Ninne on Mon, 02/20/2012 - 8:31pm.
Submitted by beakers bitch on Mon, 02/20/2012 - 6:52pm.
So is she the "celebrity star" of this float? Or is she just making herself the star of the float?
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She's not on a float. She's just in a special reserved area (sponsored by a beer company) watching the floats go by.
LOLOLOL! Then that's even more pathetic because she's waving like she's on one or like people are there to see her.
Submitted by beakers bitch on Mon, 02/20/2012 - 6:52pm.
So is she the "celebrity star" of this float? Or is she just making herself the star of the float?
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She's not on a float. She's just in a special reserved area (sponsored by a beer company) watching the floats go by.
Its so ironic - we had to lose the super talented awesome Whitney, and this low class untalented tacky old trash still walks the earth to annoy us. There is no justice.
She Stinks!
love to know whose peen she's sucking to keep herself in the spotlight...thought we'd ridden ourselves of her for a while, there, but her jupiter sized ass and ego just couldn't stay away.
nothing but selfish, famewhorin' vibes from this snatch.
Female mid life crises are embarrassing, Vadge, Demi, Heather, Whitney (RIP), and this HO, I am mid-life too but the LAST thing I want is a broke ass younger man, that would make me feel even older, this mentality doesnot compute, the point of getting older is to be comfortable with it, who could be comfortable changing diapers, bottle feeding and paying a kid to be your "man" take a seat you non-Brazilian ho.
Brazil has their own superstars and she ain't one of them. The Brazilian Madonna? check. The Brazilian Justin Bieber? check. The Brazilian Adele? I bet they're working on it.
Submitted by Mama Bear on Mon, 02/20/2012 - 6:34pm.
Madonna's head just exploded. She realized that JLo is one thing she can't be, which is Latino.
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LMFAO!
Can't stand the whore.
Wouldn't Disneyland be more appropriate? Magic Mountain?
So is she the "celebrity star" of this float? Or is she just making herself the star of the float? She probably does this shit at the mall and grocery stores.
She is a shit mother..flaunting a Casper ugly boyfriend
backup dancer ho..what else is new
look how bored Jen is with this manchild.
slutty slutty slutty - Michael Kors
said it b4 & will say it again. They aint a couple. repeat. They AINT a couple. check the body language & say it with me. Publicity Stunt!!
and lets rub in the Skeletor's face.
slutty slutty slutty - Michael Kors
Tacky, boy-crazy old bitch.
Who's putting your kids to bed while you AND Marc are dating kids?
Tacky ass whore.
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Trailer Trash.
Madonna's head just exploded. She realized that JLo is one thing she can't be, which is Latino.
I feel bad for the Dragon Tales twins...what a fabulous mother she is, putting Zlist dick before her kids.
And he is SO ugly.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Can't sing. Can't dance. Not attractive. Why is she a celebrity?
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein
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her arms looks like something you throw and sticks against the wall..like from a bubblegum machine..kinda like frogger
She's saying "FOR YOU, my little people!" HAHHAHAHAH Bitch please, "legend in her own ass" indeed! It's not just you MK, the other day, saw him sporting a brand new pair of ridiculous shoes, I know HE'D NEVAH buy for himself!!! LOL!
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"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?"MK
She really loves being the center of attention doesn't she? He'll last as long as he sucks up to her. I have to give his fug ass credit for hanging on this long...
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I saw a slide show on MSNBC of some of the floats and costumes from Carnival. Just magnificent! I was entranced by the artistry. I knew Carnival was big but I didn't know it was that professionally done.
Having said that, I see J-Lo and her fetus took her "Desperation Tour 2012" on the road.
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Does she have to do EVERYTHING Madonna does/has done
His head is so tiny. And he is so fug.
That albino dude seems to be enjoying the ride with JLo. Must be a trip.