Who Wore It Better?
I know, I should double slap myself in the face for asking a question that even hos not named Al Pacino clearly knows the answer to. But RiRi tried. RiRi said at the Grammys last week that she recently decided to follow the "If Elvira Hancock wouldn't wear it, neither am I" rules of glamour and she made that shit perfectly clear at Stella McCartney's shown London last night. Look at RiRi sexy posing hard like she's in the line-up at a Bangkok whore house and she's one beej away from meeting her quota for the month.
While I appreciate that RiRi is giving me "if Tina Turner was in Scarface" vibes, I just can't with her trying to recreate the trophy piece perfection of Michelle Pfeiffer. I mean, I'd like to see RiRi try to bust out "sedated chicken airing out its pits" moves in that dress:
RiRi needs to leave dressing like a 1980s expensive Miami coke whore to the professionals.
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they said on fashion police that rihanna purposely copied this style
I think this blonde gangsta-chic look has something to do (in part) with trying to get things going again with Chris Brown. Dumb move if that's the case.
Where are all the cool black women with fros 'n shit that are proud of their heritage?
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
Holy hot sauce handjob! I thought Riri was Nicole Ritchie for a minute.
Am I the only one who doesn't get the obsession with women going braless? Or wearing dresses without a bra? I mean that shit doesn't look good on the smaller titted ladies either. I mean I get it, when you're at home, and you wanna be comfortable,but I've never seen a lady wear a dress without a bra, and thought she owned it. EVER...Bra's support and give the girls a nice shape and lift.
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I want you to get on them fat chubby knees and take muh manhood in to your sugarwalls!-Early Cuyler -Squidbillies-
OOOO, Girl...I am absolutely LIVING for this! How is it possible you know that Scarface has been my latest rewind obsession. Elvie was the s*%#!! Back of Rhianna, you're out of your league, baby.
--If I was your one and only friend, would you run to me if somebody hurt you, even if the somebody was me?
Submitted by Gingah on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 9:24pm.
Unfortunately, it's common with west indian women to let the nail on the big toe to grow out so damn long there's enough cheese growing under there for a small family of field mice.
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Seriously?? Good Lord, what's that about?
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No contest. Elvira Hancock.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Stella McCartney has been sharing a front seat with Gwyneth Paltrow on the Nepotism Express for the last 15 years.
What a couple of opportunistic nobodies.
^^^^ THIS A MILLION TIMES!!! I *almost* bought one of stella mccrapney's dresses till I saw her name on the label then I threw it back on the rack.
RiRi looks like LiLo...not a good thing.
She was so cute back in the day. Whatever this is it's not working for her.
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"I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done." -Lucille Ball-sy
I've heard a lot of comments about Rihanna looking good right now...I think she could stand to gain 10 lbs. She looks a bit scrawny and that really makes her big head look bigger.
what's good haters? this moscato is on point. ctfu
she will never be Michelle Pfeiffer
On her best day RiRi looks like a cheap call girl. Bitch needs to class up a little.
My vote goes to the Lousy Piece of White Bread
("the pinche bolilla": my favorite line of the whole movie)
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The second best time is today.
Michelle's body has beautiful lines like a dancer, while Rhianna looks oafish, like a little girl playing dress up!
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YESSS! NO MORE HOUSE. buh bye bitch. sorry I work for doctors for a living.
The chocolate cupcakes are like, "shit, I hope she doesn't try to fuck me
this was before fake hair and photoshop
OOhh no, I'm afraid I'm in the tiny weeny minority here, but I think riri looks better in that dress.
She looks more toned & just rocks it better. Sow-wee!! Maybe it's just the slut in me.
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My question is, why is this dress considered a "style". It's such a common design. You can buy that shit at Sears. *shrugs*
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Bitch has a rockin body and can carry it off. The only thing that turns my stomach is that long ass toe nail. Unfortunately, it's common with west indian women to let the nail on the big toe to grow out so damn long there's enough cheese growing under there to feed a small family of field mice. It's just gross.
LOL at the "You Fancy."
LOL, at the Asian woman in the background, holding Riri's coat and throwing shade while watching Riri pose for her life on the red carpet. You can bet the woman is thinking, FUCK.MY.LIFE.
I have just been retained by Sandy Sea-Wee in the proposed suit against Rihanna for intellectual property theft from this representation.
ETA: Not weed...wees
ant bitchy face
Michelle is gorgeous Rihanna. doest have a clue never will..all she has is a ..
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 8:50pm.
Agreed. She has gotten very sleazy-looking and she looks like she smells bad from lack of showering. She used to be pretty but now she just looks drugged out and used up.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 8:47pm.
I think it is the lining of the dress you see. unless she has a very puffy vagina. That stick out pretty far from her leg.
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"puffy vagina"
*DIES*
Yeah, you're probably right about the dress.
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"All great truths begin as blasphemies." - George Bernard Shaw
Its not as much that her legs are fat, they are just sadly undefined thanks to genetics. She should really talk to her trainer about that. And by trainer i dont mean her dealer. Im talking about the guy that tells her how many leg lifts to do...ugh, that can be both...eek.
Her stylist was probably banking on them sheer stockings to help.
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¿donde está machín?
ubmitted by Dog on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 8:43pm.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 8:41pm.
I saw it and thought I was just imagining it.
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Nothing new to see, though. She's one of the bajillion celebs who "accidentally" leaked her naked pics... meh, Rhianna is purdy, but homegirl's trashiness ruin her hotness to me. She strikes me as a dumb, insecure mess who wouldn't know self-esteem if it gave her a rimjob.
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"All great truths begin as blasphemies." - George Bernard Shaw
Michelle was (and is) so gorgeous. I had a little girl crush on her Catwoman as a child.
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I think it is the lining of the dress you see. unless she has a very puffy vagina. That stick out pretty far from her leg.
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I get so emotional baby, every time I think of you
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 8:41pm.
I saw it and thought I was just imagining it.
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Is it a pussy slip I see? (look at the 5th pic)
I think Rhianna is beautiful, but beyond stupid and revoltingly untalented. By the way, her nose looks fine to me.
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The fact that this broken down and hurting chickadee is getting lots of props for her new coked out frame made me literally SMDH. How can any woman win when her self destruction achieves the "ideal" body. Barf, Heathers style.
"This better be important Jack, I was bidding on a bag of bras on ebay."
Liz Lemon
Submitted by dementa on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 8:14pm.
Michelle Pfeiffer wins. She always wins.
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I woke up to this on TV last night. Good lord was Mary Elizabeth's chia head a fright. Rihanna cannot hold a candle to Elvira. Even Gwen Stefani did a better job. Rihanna used to be cute and now she just looks used up and trashy. Elvira pulled off the "No tits under a contempo casual" beautifully. Rihanna is a step away from a corner cat fight.
"This better be important Jack, I was bidding on a bag of bras on ebay."
Liz Lemon
Poor Rihanna, she really insn't that good looking. Sometimes she can scrub up okay like in her video for Please Dont Stop the Music, but she really doesn't do herself any favours with the terrible discoloured weaves and shitty clothes. If I was her stylist I would rip off that weave make her natural hair in a dark shade (I bet its beautiful) and dress her in clothes that compliment her not rags that abuse the senses. Tut tut, all that money and she still cant get it right :-(
I do Pagents!
Submitted by mzlee on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 8:01pm.
She looks like Kate Gossling here...anybody? Gross.
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Yes! I couldn't put my finger on who she reminds me of. A little bit of Heather Locklear with a really great Maaco coating of bronzer. But now I totally see it was possum puss I was trying to think of.
They're both gorge but seem like terrible characters.
Michelle ftw for sure. I like the blonde on RiRi. It's way better than that red disaster she wore for what seemed like forever. She's ultra thin right now. Anything more & she'll look skeletal.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Michelle Pfeiffer wins. She always wins.
And Riri? When you have big ol' hereditary thighs, you do not show them off. Sort of like how you keep wearing bangs if your forehead is the size of other people's faces.
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The Forehead's dress looks okay until you scroll down and see that giant thigh peeking out. She has the worst legs.
She has a good body and she looks good sometimes (NOT HERE) but I don't get this whole notion of "talent" thing people have about her.
She looks like Kate Gossling here...anybody? Gross.
good job, parissucksliterally! you're a good observer, no doubt about that.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Haribo, that is good work! I just look very closely at celebs and don;t forget what they look like before. I HATE when they lie about that stuff. :)
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parissucksliterally, i did :)) LOL! just too late! i first posted and then i read your comments. shyte, i guess i'm pretty naive for thinking she hasn't had anything done. like you said her nose job was subtle that's why. hopefully she won't go michael jackson on her nose.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Dear Rihanna, you are not gangsta or badass and you never will be.
That is all.