In Case You Missed It, Blue Ivy Carter Makes Her SNL Debut

February 19, 2012 / Posted by:

Damn Maya Rudolph for not bringing out her Nippy impersonation last night. That was one of the only reasons why I kept my eyelids propped up and didn’t allow myself to fall into a red wine/fried pancakes induced coma at the foot of my bed last night. Maybe Maya thought it was sort of kind of disrespectful to do Whitney on the same day as the funeral, but she could’ve at least let out a “hussy” or two as Cousin Dionne. Oh well, but Maya did do Beyonce on SNL last night and Justin Timberlake (who should really quit movies for good and join the SNL cast full-time) did his best Bon Iver. Strangely enough, Justin’s Bon Iver impression is also a spot-on impression of my old high school world history teacher who decorated the back seat of his Tercel with stuffed animals and ate toothpaste instead of chewing gum because it’s cheaper.

In other SNL news, in two weeks, a freckled train full of drunk fuckery will crash into 30 Rock when Lindsay Lohan hosts on March 3rd. Don’t ask me what LiLo is even promoting. The sea jasper industry? A new super strain of herp? Collagen? Bitch’s performances in the court room aside, LiLo hasn’t acted in like years and now she’s doing live TV for 90 minutes? It’s either going to be a mess or a MEGA mess. But you know, LiLo was kind of funny the last time she did SNL, so maybe she can do it again? Or maybe this is a cross over episode between SNL and Intervention and it’s Lorne Michaels way of luring her ass into the arms of Candy Finnigan. Let’s hope.

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