Hot Slut Of The Day!
Millie Jackson, songwriter, R&B singer, disco singer, country singer, album cover artiste and overall bad ass bitch who doesn’t have a fuck to give you, but will fill your palms with the priceless gems that come out of her mouth.
Thanks to Rich of FourFour for introducing my ass to TVOne’s Unsung (How did I not know of this show? Hold my coffee while I punch my Tivo out.) and for putting together a string of moments from the episode on the life and times of Millie Jackson. Millie is the one you want to sit next to on a 6 hour-long plane ride, bus ride, car ride, boat ride and every kind of ride (yes, there are even some boring dick rides that would be better if Millie was telling you stories about her career from the corner), because she’s funny as shit. Millie thinks some of her hits were stupid and gives us words to live by like: “When I no longer have a memory of things I used to do, I’ll just lie about the things I used to do.” And at the age of 67, Millie can still take her coochie game from 0-60 by lifting her leg. We should all be so lucky to be 1/1000th of the crazy ho Millie is when we’re 67.
Also, Millie Jackson gave us the theme song of our lives:
Here’s some of Millie’s masterpiece album covers and somebody really needs to put this shit in a museum and charge admission.