Hot Slut Of The Day!

Millie Jackson, songwriter, R&B singer, disco singer, country singer, album cover artiste and overall bad ass bitch who doesn't have a fuck to give you, but will fill your palms with the priceless gems that come out of her mouth.

Thanks to Rich of FourFour for introducing my ass to TVOne's Unsung (How did I not know of this show? Hold my coffee while I punch my Tivo out.) and for putting together a string of moments from the episode on the life and times of Millie Jackson. Millie is the one you want to sit next to on a 6 hour-long plane ride, bus ride, car ride, boat ride and every kind of ride (yes, there are even some boring dick rides that would be better if Millie was telling you stories about her career from the corner), because she's funny as shit. Millie thinks some of her hits were stupid and gives us words to live by like: "When I no longer have a memory of things I used to do, I'll just lie about the things I used to do." And at the age of 67, Millie can still take her coochie game from 0-60 by lifting her leg. We should all be so lucky to be 1/1000th of the crazy ho Millie is when we're 67.

Also, Millie Jackson gave us the theme song of our lives:

Here's some of Millie's masterpiece album covers and somebody really needs to put this shit in a museum and charge admission.

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Submitted by cookiepuss on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 9:41pm.

Not a fan. My memory of Millie Jackson is of her playing Sun City (South Africa) during the height of the anti-apartheid boycott. Her reasoning, and this is a direct quote, "They paid me CASH MONEY!"

Klassy.

That is all.

Submitted by EvieE on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 5:14pm.

Hot Slut of the Century! You better recognize bitches. Millie Jackson is the shit!! And Unsung is an excellent show. Never miss an episode.

Submitted by salacious on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 4:34pm.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 4:26pm.
LOVE Millie Jackson!

(and Marvin Sease, who should ALSO be Hot Slut of the Day, MK!)

Everybody knows that Millie is the secret child Katharine and Joe Jackson tried to hide!
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Hahaha... well said Breaky. I love her too. If there ever was a HS Hall of Fame (watchu waiting for, MK?), she'd be in it.

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 4:26pm.

LOVE Millie Jackson!

(and Marvin Sease, who should ALSO be Hot Slut of the Day, MK!)

Everybody knows that Millie is the secret child Katharine and Joe Jackson tried to hide!

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Submitted by mike on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 11:22am.

Here's the full episode for those not inclined to search for it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hFLWwCaBxE&feature=youtube_gdata_player

She's a cool lady. Mostly did things her way on her terms, and is still active to this day. Seems to have been smart with her money, too.

Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 10:10am.

Best hot slut in recent memory.

I ashamed that I have not known her sooner. Sincere thanks to MK for introducing me to this goddess.

Submitted by DR.FUNK on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 1:55am.

My mom loved Millie Jackson...and played the living shit outta' the "Caught Up" album.Plenty of first generation "single ladies" anthems on that one.

Submitted by VeinteDos on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 12:43am.

@Migraineuse - don't get all worked up with what I said, it's just a very simple description. But if you think I meant it that way, then it's your problem.

"sometimes you have to be a bitch to get things done". - Madonna

Submitted by moonmaid on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 12:15am.

I love Millie Fucking Jackson. When I was a kid, her album covers fascinated and scared me at the same time. Suburban little white me had never seen anything like that!

Submitted by BaconSlut on Sat, 02/18/2012 - 10:35pm.

Phuck You needs to be every DLister's ringtone so that we can identify one another when we are out and about.
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Submitted by toni on Sat, 02/18/2012 - 9:48pm.

Millie is the real deal, she wouldnt let anyone remake her, take it or leave it, she is Millie Fucking Jackson.

Submitted by letinstar on Sat, 02/18/2012 - 9:32pm.

millie jackson will always be a hot slut...i learned so much about her life from watching "unsung"...

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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sat, 02/18/2012 - 9:25pm.

She looks like she's taking a more satisfying poo than Jenny McCarthy in that infamous Candie's ad:

http://it.stlawu.edu/~global/glossary/jennyontoilet.html

(scroll down to the middle of the page)

I don't really get that ad campaign, but whatevs.

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Submitted by cocoebert on Sat, 02/18/2012 - 9:18pm.

Love her. Now THIS is a hot slut (nothing against the awesome animal hot sluts).

Submitted by Bjork You on Sat, 02/18/2012 - 8:38pm.

Submitted by Migraineuse on Sat, 02/18/2012 - 6:04pm.

Submitted by VeinteDos on Sat, 02/18/2012 - 3:24pm.

the album cover of her in the toilet is very original and epic.
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If by "original" and "epic" you mean "pornulated" and "degrading".

Being a woman is one strike against you, being of color is another strike. So to get any attention at all, she had to be more loud, more gross, and more overtly sexual than the competition.

I don't see much originality in that.

Nothing against her personally. She's just another woman who had to make deals with the patriarchy in order to make a living.

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You obviously know nothing about her; you have also not listened to her songs. Her life, its ups and downs, are all there in her music. Please don't take away her agency in making the choices in her life, reducing her to some mindless, helpless puppet who was just a victim of white male patriarchy rather than a successful female musician who poked and laughed at patriarchy and joyfully celebrated sex.

Sorry, Migraineuse, but sometimes your feminism needs to move past 1984.

Submitted by hardworkingdiva on Sat, 02/18/2012 - 7:20pm.

I LOVE MILLIE JACKSON!!!! I grew up listening to her cleaner songs and had to sneak to listen to her dirtier ones. She is an amazing blues singer.

Submitted by Hysteria on Sat, 02/18/2012 - 6:45pm.

Millie's words are truths by which to live:

"When I no longer have a memory of things I used to do, I'll just lie about the things I used to do."

My view exactly. I'm thanking you, Millie.
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Submitted by Dog on Sat, 02/18/2012 - 6:20pm.

Man, she looks like she could fit a whole grapefruit in her mouth with room for a few kiwis.

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Sat, 02/18/2012 - 6:04pm.

Submitted by VeinteDos on Sat, 02/18/2012 - 3:24pm.

the album cover of her in the toilet is very original and epic.
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If by "original" and "epic" you mean "pornulated" and "degrading".

Being a woman is one strike against you, being of color is another strike. So to get any attention at all, she had to be more loud, more gross, and more overtly sexual than the competition.

I don't see much originality in that.

Nothing against her personally. She's just another woman who had to make deals with the patriarchy in order to make a living.

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Submitted by Fujicat on Sat, 02/18/2012 - 5:57pm.

Millie is EPIC! Thanks for giving her props, M.K.

My favorite Millie? "Muffle That Fart."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20JoILLznAU

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Submitted by LOW BUDGET BYTCH on Sat, 02/18/2012 - 5:41pm.

Lord have mercy, I haven't thought about this woman in 25 years! A gem, she is.

Submitted by AntBee on Sat, 02/18/2012 - 5:25pm.

My best friend looked EXACTLY like Millie Jackson, but as a guy! If he got up in drag, which he would occasionally do, he was Millie all the way!
Loved her from back in the day, when my mother would play her, "If You're Not Back In Love By Monday," record, all day, every day!

You so ugly, you look like you got superpowers

Submitted by mike on Sat, 02/18/2012 - 5:15pm.

The Norman Rockwell-esque cover made me lol.

Submitted by grounder on Sat, 02/18/2012 - 5:08pm.

Millie Jackson... another MJ, huh?

Maybe THIS is the only "Jackson" Beyonce Knowles can realistically aspire to become, but who knows?

Okay, maybe Beyonce is the next Rebbie Jackson.

Submitted by CokeyBloke on Sat, 02/18/2012 - 4:59pm.

You've all said the right stuff about this righteous queen, so I came to say this:

MK is still weaning us from the All Animals Week of Hot Sluts by slipping that horsey cover in.

Submitted by Bunnyman on Sat, 02/18/2012 - 4:58pm.

----Those album covers are amazing.---------------------------------------
My "give a fuck" is still broken but my "go fuck yourself" is fully functional.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Sat, 02/18/2012 - 4:40pm.

00:40 in the top clip is wondrous. "Who cares. My man is....my man is....and the person next to you is "So?" "

Submitted by Georgia Maude on Sat, 02/18/2012 - 4:26pm.

Love huh. She always broke it down and kept it real.

Thank god for DVR!

Submitted by mike on Sat, 02/18/2012 - 4:38pm.

Lol, she's awesome. Her 'Back to the Shit' album cover is classic.

Submitted by sonne on Sat, 02/18/2012 - 4:20pm.

I love her!! Epic hot slut!

Submitted by Miss Thang on Sat, 02/18/2012 - 4:09pm.

Damn I havent watched this episode yet.its still on my DVR :/ im trying to resist playing that clip.

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Submitted by TyInTenn on Sat, 02/18/2012 - 4:04pm.

Oh the 70's and 80's - "if the disco DJ is still there - go on dance 'til the break of day". Played the grooves off of the "Feelin' Bitchy" album. Damn!

Submitted by BaconSlut on Sat, 02/18/2012 - 3:39pm.

*sittin' down in front of Kieranx with popcorn* Do tell!!!
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Submitted by jelliebean on Sat, 02/18/2012 - 3:42pm.

She's in the arms of Isaac Hayes!! *swoons*
Damn, her album covers are brilliant, the toilet is awesome!! So is the spider web. Beautiful. I also like the horse giving her the side eye.
I love this woman. Millie you are my idol.

Submitted by Bjork You on Sat, 02/18/2012 - 3:36pm.

Millie Jackson, yes!!!

(She is a certain generation's version of Li'l Kim, a woman not afraid to fling that sexuality.)

"You created a monster... from a shy country girl..."

MK and others, catch that series special on disco king Sylvester (and the one on Phyllis Hyman will break your heart).

Submitted by kieranx on Sat, 02/18/2012 - 3:34pm.

And UnSung is a wonderful show. it's pretty much sub-Behind the Music, however it gives due to a lot of wonderful artists who have been forgotten and who could teach the auto bots of today a thing or three. Today is Evelyn Champagne King and my ass is there!

You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!

Submitted by TOPANGA on Sat, 02/18/2012 - 3:33pm.

Unsung is like the BET version of Behind the Music but ten times better. The Debarge story is a really good episode. That family was and is all sorts of f-ed up. Its on Youtube somewhere ____________________________________
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Submitted by kieranx on Sat, 02/18/2012 - 3:32pm.

Oh children, come sit at my knee and I will tell you some epic stories about Miss Millie back in the day. This bitch was the motherfuckin' originator. There is NO ONE like her and there never will be. She was truly a groundbreaker and so many female artists should get down on their knees and worship at the feet of the queen. Sadly, this is not happening.

You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!