At last night’s premiere of Wanderlust at the Village Theater in Westwood, dozens of people finally had the answer to the question, “I wonder what it look like if a fugly pink prom gown from the 80s barfed all over one of Tootsie’s good dresses?” when Malin Akerman showed up wearing this mess. (In my best Tim Gunn voice) This is just TOO much dress.
If Malin cut those sleeves off (they kind of look like satin intestines) with Jennifer Aniston’s chin, she would’ve looked fine. Hell, if she cut off the dress and only wore the sleeves with those shoes, she would’ve looked fine too. That fugness looks even worse when Malin’s standing next to Jennifer Aniston. They look like they both got really good deals at the Big Business costume sale and they’re too happy about it. Here’s a fashion tip: If Bette Midler and/or Lily Tomlin would’ve worn it in Big Business, strip it off your body and try again. Trying to top Bette and Lily is an impossible act.
When Jennifer’s posing on her own, though, her dress doesn’t look that awful. It not the usual little black shit she wears and it’s drawing our eyes to her womb. If you stare at Jen’s magic eye dress long enough, you can almost see a fetus with a widow’s peak wearing an “Eff Off Maddox” onesie. So, well played, Aniston.
Here’s some other hos at last night’s premiere including Paul Rudd and Justin Theroux. Justin and Jennifer stayed away from each other on the red carpet, but at least she didn’t make his ass wait in the car this time.