What In The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This? (You Decide Who I'm Talking About)
At last night's premiere of Wanderlust at the Village Theater in Westwood, dozens of people finally had the answer to the question, "I wonder what it look like if a fugly pink prom gown from the 80s barfed all over one of Tootsie's good dresses?" when Malin Akerman showed up wearing this mess. (In my best Tim Gunn voice) This is just TOO much dress.
If Malin cut those sleeves off (they kind of look like satin intestines) with Jennifer Aniston's chin, she would've looked fine. Hell, if she cut off the dress and only wore the sleeves with those shoes, she would've looked fine too. That fugness looks even worse when Malin's standing next to Jennifer Aniston. They look like they both got really good deals at the Big Business costume sale and they're too happy about it. Here's a fashion tip: If Bette Midler and/or Lily Tomlin would've worn it in Big Business, strip it off your body and try again. Trying to top Bette and Lily is an impossible act.
When Jennifer's posing on her own, though, her dress doesn't look that awful. It not the usual little black shit she wears and it's drawing our eyes to her womb. If you stare at Jen's magic eye dress long enough, you can almost see a fetus with a widow's peak wearing an "Eff Off Maddox" onesie. So, well played, Aniston.
Here's some other hos at last night's premiere including Paul Rudd and Justin Theroux. Justin and Jennifer stayed away from each other on the red carpet, but at least she didn't make his ass wait in the car this time.
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Jennifer is fugly beyond repair, and her chin is extremely manly and proeminent...I did see her act btw...not always do I get a choice what I watch at a friends house etc and she SUCKED. I will always call people names that I dont like as you see I only called k2 names not just anybody who likes Jen...
Sorry fangirls
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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.
Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.
Submitted by PSL on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 8:11pm.
I'm trying to think of names to call you because you hate Paris Hilton.
Blameless
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Allessandra, I don't have a problem with you, as you know. But I have to ask, how can you comment on her movies? If you hate her, are you going to these movies, and seeing her act in them? If not, you can't really comment on her performance, ya know?
And some of us here find her to be pretty. I see nothing wrong with her chin. I think she is pretty. Beautiful? No, but def a pretty lady. It's all perspective.
I don;t see why we have to call each other names for liking one actor or another.
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Submitted by K2 on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 10:13am.
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Fuck off you out of date bitch, you are so out of touch with reality...you try so hard to convince us all about your shit with Jen you are so obsessed someone should report your ass
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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.
Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.
Submitted by Allessandra on Sat, 02/18/2012 - 10:38pm
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STFU you moron ! You have got to be the biggest ignoramus on this site. You with your theories -- OH YES, that's it .. Jen is trying to fool us all by throwing out the idea of a hair change in a desperate attempt to change her style but doesnt want any of us to realize it's really because she's insecure , blah blah blah. You sound like you had a fuckin' lobotomy! Go away. You make zero sense.
Yeah right you gullible numbnut, she only said that because she wants dumb people like u to think that k2, so it wont look like the desperate style change that it really is.....she def changed her style and she is so insecure that she cant admitt to it hence why that comment that she had that leather jacket since 3 years. She totally changed her style since Justin, and she as always is too insecure to own it. fuck her....
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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.
Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.
Jen will be changing her hair color . SHe already stated that in a recent interview. She said she would like to go back to her original color. She thinks it would be healthier for her hair and she's pretty much done with this look.
So you gals can rest easy knowing she's already on it and thought of the idea long before you did.
Submitted by hautevoltage2 on Sat, 02/18/2012 - 1:28pm.
she needs to go away, she has so much money from FRIENDS* why is she still here go away retire be happy!!! shes tooooo old to be playing teeny-boper rolls on movies ya!! VOMIT! too deseperate! #FAIL
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Yup she and her never ending romcoms, shes not even funny. I really start to believe that she is as shallow as she comes across in interviews, I also think she is insecure. Im sure she would o had a longer relationship with any of her ex bfs but they broke up with her almost everyone of them. Justin is happy to be with someone that well known, with so much money, and Jen is slowly changing into the NY type i.e lighter skin dark colours, she prob will have dark hair soon. California girls like her are looked down upon in that NY scene. Justin looks awfull here...too tight clothing, too orange just awfull.
Jen has fuck all range acting or personality wise she needs to stop boring us with her movies.
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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.
Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.
Playing "teeny bopper" roles? ReallY? Since when is it realistic for a 20 something to be playing the part of a married couple changing their lifestyle, or a woman trying to have a baby on her own , or a wife and mother to 3 children? Uhh, I think those roles are right up her ally for a 40 year old! Fuckin' duh.
I think her roles are age appropriate. Watching skeletor Jolie (90 lbs soaking wet) playing an assassin is a bit UNrealistic!
she needs to go away, she has so much money from FRIENDS* why is she still here go away retire be happy!!! shes tooooo old to be playing teeny-boper rolls on movies ya!! VOMIT! too deseperate! #FAIL
Justin looks like a cross between young Sean Connery and youngish Dennis Miller. I approve.
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I just flipped through Tom Ford's s/s 2012 collection. This dress looks good on the model, but probably only looks good on someone 5'10 and 120 lbs. Jen is small but the way it's pulling in the front is unflattering and makes her look bigger somehow.
I just noticed not only is her chin huge she has tiny lil beedy eyes... dear god will she go away allready and she can take Adam Lambert Justin with her...Im sure for the right amount he will.
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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.
Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.
BTW - Justin is a youthful and more handsome version than Pitt. She has definitely upgraded. She always seems to get men when they are at their peak in the looks department !
Who gives a flying fuck about her chin? It's what she was born with. What are we in grammar school picking on flaws that a person was handed at birth? She cant help it. Leave her the fuck alone. I bet some of you are the most hideous trolls out there. She's attractive in a unique way. Grow the fuck up already.
Well that's funny .. if memory serves ... AJ and Pitt both avoided one another on the red carpet while promoting the cheatingfest movie " MAMS". They avoided one another out of guilt. They were the stars of the movie and barely hugged one another. OH how I remember that well.
Seems Aniston and Justin are doing it b/c they want everyone in the film to share in the spotlight. They would certainly overshadow the film with their relationship if they walked hand n hand. Seems appropriate that Rudd & Aniston would ham it up together considering they are the main attraction of the movie.
Jen looks classy, as usual.
Submitted by Pinkismyblack on Sat, 02/18/2012 - 3:09am.
Malin Ackerman is stock skank material. I'm convinced she's fucked through anything she's done, including acquiring that dress, I'm sure. Any interview with her has her talking about sexy she is in some way.
If even a bitch with straight-up Lemmy coco-puffs on her pancake face can make it, than so can you!
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Haha I also dont like Malin and think she is a bitch and that she got her roles fucking people. Also I think her face is meh.....
MK is right, I think you could cut alot of things with Jens chin. Justin wishes he would look as manly as his gf. Also the dress doesnt work on her, although I like the dress. I think she might be too short and tanned for the dress.
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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.
Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.
Wow, Jen isn't wearing black!
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Malin Ackerman is stock skank material. I'm convinced she's fucked through anything she's done, including acquiring that dress, I'm sure. Any interview with her has her talking about sexy she is in some way.
If even a bitch with straight-up Lemmy coco-puffs on her pancake face can make it, than so can you!
" If you stare at Jen's magic eye dress long enough, you can almost see a fetus with a widow's peak wearing an "Eff Off Maddox" onesie."
I am in love with you MK!
"That's a lot of look"
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Usually Jennifer Anniston looks great from the collarbones to the ankles. (Why does everyone notice her big chin and ignore her tiny eyes?)Not in that dress.
Herringbone is great for luggage,car seats,blazers,and uniforms for the Catholic school gulag, but all wrong for strapless dresses.
She has always had great hair.
The guys look fairly good.
Jen has some intense moire going on there.
The other chick is wearing a Sears "satin" pajama top under a halter dress? My eyeballs just glued themselves shut.
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Let me guess: another romcom?
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first the fake boyfriend, next the fake pregnancy and, finally, the fake miscarriage. Maniston's going to be a busy little narcissist these next few months!
I think Jen is about as attractive as My Little Pony Parker but her dress is way better than Malin Akerman's which looks like she hand made it out of a table cloth and a pair of satin pillowcases.Scarlet O'Hara would be proud.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Quick - someone tell Aniston that her boy Theroux is starting to REALLY look like Robert Goulet with that black dye job. Right now he's only slightly behind Casper Smart in the Unattractive Gigolo Boyfriend Sweepstakes.
Aniston is wearing her usual dull-ass Housewives of Vapidity dress. Bleh. All that dosh & exercize for naught.
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Jen always has great shoes. None of those clunky stripper heels everyone seems to love these days.
I think Jen looks good here, and I like this dress. The thing that I like about her is what some call her boringness. I like that she usually dresses age appropriately, classic and not too frilly, clean. I like her clothing style. I hate the costumey garish look of most celebs. I miss the fashion sense of Carolyn Kennedy.
Is anyone going to see this movie?
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On the right looks like a glamorous early-40s movie star.
One on the right looks like typical thickish-thighed O.C. mom. Not glamorous.
--My right or your right ;P?
Submitted by ba-buttons on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 1:29pm.
Lol I always look forward to your passion feelings about Jen's hairdo.
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On the right looks like a glamorous early-40s movie star.
One on the right looks like typical thickish-thighed O.C. mom. Not glamorous.
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Whamo on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 5:33pm.
Say something on topic about those dresses before you leave, Whamster! Which chick would you hit? You spoiled brat! I bet you are cute as a button in real life. No wonder you get so much lady attention.
Totally spoilt! >;P
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 4:47pm.
you really ARE Satan! OMG!
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 4:32pm.
"Satan", shouldn't your siggy really be OMG I really am Angela?
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 5:25pm.
Whamo is the Dlisted lust lizard. HAHAHAHAHAHA
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*leaves office not quite sure if his head going to fit through the door*
You guys are too sweet to me but..I can't say I Dislike it :)
any how I really do have to go now.
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 5:31pm.
*Whamo struts out of the office while asking the receptionist "how YOU doin'?"
Gawd!
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While hitching up his pants.
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*Whamo struts out of the office while asking the receptionist "how YOU doin'?"
Gawd!
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dont the the dress... the jen dress. looks like an office suit with wings...
don't go this way again jen. the look is too harsh
Paul should get more media attention
Justin looks err... tense
Alright you little nutters I have to fly, both of you have a nice weekend and play nice now:)
Having said that ALL of you have a nice weekend.
Ciao for now guys:) :) :)
Whamo is the Dlisted lust lizard. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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I know. Whamo has got to think he's hot shit and does that point-at-self in mirror and makes that gun shooting motion and slowly winks!
Ugh! We have created a monster!
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Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 4:40pm.
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manly underwear. lol! you really do make me laugh Mrs. Fury:)
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Holy smokes ! I just looked down to read these posts.
You ladies kill me! LOL (not literally PLEASE)
LMAO!!
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Submitted by Dog on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 5:06pm.
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LOL! Oh Dog, if I didn't like you so much I'd bash your head in to a pulp and keep you alive to torture you for 7 weeks and rip off your finger nails and force you to have oral sex with a dalmation and make you eat doo doo for trying to steal my man and for being a slut!
Oh it's so fun to joke around like this with a galpal!
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You do know Whoro eats this up, right? He's probably on the downlow in private with Jack or something. HHHEEEEEEEAAAAWWWWWWW!
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IrishFury on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 5:06pm.
Satan, are you Angela?
Does the Pope shit in the woods? Does a bear wear a funny hat?
I 'fessed up' a few months ago. Now kiss me quick-like before Dog/GOD puts you in a choke hold for speakin' to the DEBIL! >;)
As to topic:
I really don't get the Jen Vs. Ang warz online. Makes me wonder if people were this way back before the Internet. Did women in sewing circles bitch about Betty Davis Vs. Joan Crawford? Honestly, I don't get the celebrity fixation to the point of getting into a froth.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 4:47pm.
you really ARE Satan! OMG!
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 4:32pm.
"Satan", shouldn't your siggy really be OMG I really am Angela?
This douche can never get his hair right.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 5:06pm.
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LOL! Oh Dog, if I didn't like you so much I'd bash your head in to a pulp and keep you alive to torture you for 7 weeks and rip off your finger nails and force you to have oral sex with a dalmation and make you eat doo doo for trying to steal my man and for being a slut!
Oh it's so fun to joke around like this with a galpal!
*makes sure to organize a 7 week trip for husband and kids so mom can "get some work done around the house". Checks out available dogs at the pound*
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Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 5:04pm.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 4:57pm.
IF, Whamo doesn't wear underwear. At least not when I'm around...
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WHORE!
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Yup. I knew that'd do it. LOL!
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