Friday, February 17th 2012
Open Post: Hosted By A Goat Massage
Don't ever say that hillbillies don't get into the finer things in life like a relaxing massage, because here's a man getting his knots untwisted by the hooves of three pygmy goats. Who needs massage oil when you can use goat shit instead? It was a baaaaah-ppy ending for all. It's pretty refreshing to see a bunch of goats pound a hillbilly, because usually it's the other way...you know.
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Beb, I feel you. I work extra hours without being asked and don't take a lunch yet the ones who do everything to get over in every way are the ones who cause trouble.
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Submitted by Dog on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 7:30pm.
I used to get into the office at 6:30am and leave at 4:00 because I had so much work. This stupid bitch I worked with one day saw me get ready to go at 3:00 because my boss said go. She said snidely, "Are we keeping banker's hours now?". Mind you, she had no idea what time I was coming in. This coming from a woman who would wait in her car until 8:59 so she didn't arrive at work until 9:00 (where she'd spend until 9:30 having coffee and "getting situated") and would leave at 4:55.
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I can relate. I feel like I get shade for working 7-4 (normal business hours are 8:30-5:30). Many days, I am in even earlier - and most eating lunch at my desk. Now, my manager is ready to offer our help to another group with their work because they are overloaded. Meanwhile, she works 3 days a week most months, and takes an 1+ hour lunch when she is in.
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
You too M.E!
Happy 3 day weekend goat fuckers!!!!!!!!!!!
Eeeeeeeeeeevil, every office of more than 4 people has an office bitch. I think it's a law.
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Submitted by Dog on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 7:30pm.
What a bitch! Maybe if your co-worker minded her own beeswax instead of monitoring yours, she could keep "bankers hours". What is it with office bitches?
Payless is just pissed because I wasn't fired, but promoted. She was SURE that day I was called into the "office" of the boss, that I was getting the boot, much to her dismay I not only didn't get fired but got a promotion, which meant lots of time out of the office which she would have loved (and abused).
I have not said but maybe 3 words to her all week, and it kills her when I now say nothing after she taunts me.
HI ESE! You ain't no hobo, you hot stud you!
*sends Bourbon soaked cupcake your way*
Mike, I get the Dorot frozen herbs at Trader Joes. I love them! I have to go to Stop & Shop tomorrow and I'll get a shot of the herb spray so I can tell you everything it says. I thought it was odd, too.
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 7:26pm.
Sometimes I like a hobo look in a dude.
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i knew there was SOME reason you put up with me!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 7:34pm.
Mike, I didn't think to look. I will post it tomorrow in here, if that's okay.
Sure.
The Dorot frozen herbs (they come in tiny icecube-like trays) are really handy if you've never tried them.
Mike, I didn't think to look. I will post it tomorrow in here, if that's okay.
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Submitted by Dog on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 7:26pm.
No. Link? How can something with 5 grams of fat have only 5 calories?
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 7:26pm.
I am sooooooo glad I am out of the office most every day now, because I rarely see Payless Pam. She said something snide today as I left, because I got to leave at noon. I HAD A GREAT 3 HR NAP AT HOME BITCH!
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I used to get into the office at 6:30am and leave at 4:00 because I had so much work. This stupid bitch I worked with one day saw me get ready to go at 3:00 because my boss said go. She said snidely, "Are we keeping banker's hours now?". Mind you, she had no idea what time I was coming in. This coming from a woman who would wait in her car until 8:59 so she didn't arrive at work until 9:00 (where she'd spend until 9:30 having coffee and "getting situated") and would leave at 4:55.
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Has anyone seen these new "herb sprays" in the grocery store? Basil, garlic, sage, etc. I saw them for the first time and was wondering how that could even work. Then I read the nutritional info. Five calories per spritz. Five grams of fat per spritz. I didn't even bother reading the ingredients because I knew I'd be grossed out.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 5:29pm.
For all of us Chris Cornell lovers here....he did something so cool...
http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/66648331.html
ignore the pic, I don;t know why he is fighting the hotness.
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I don't know. I think he looks pretty hot in the picture. Sometimes I like a hobo look in a dude.
@M.E- YES! You will be blamed for any and all things that old bag smells on Tues.
I am sooooooo glad I am out of the office most every day now, because I rarely see Payless Pam. She said something snide today as I left, because I got to leave at noon. I HAD A GREAT 3 HR NAP AT HOME BITCH!
Submitted by Nanners on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 7:05pm.
My childhood is officially dead
http://www.thestar.com/entertainment/article/1132769--degrassi-star-neil...
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That truly saddens me. The original Degrassis were great - so earthy and real.
Submitted by beb on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 7:17pm.
Good point.
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Submitted by Dog on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 7:07pm.
It may have a little over-the-top on the talent part, but I think the author was just trying to accentuate the positives in her life in an attempt (or a hope) that she doesn't end up on TMZ with a bruised and bloodied face - or worse.
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
christine the hoff on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 7:06pm.
satan we use to have this plant nurserey and they had pygmy goats, so freaking cute.. not even up to my knee full grown, really friendly too. still want one.
How presh! Do you know how long they live? What they eat? How much room they need to be happy? I think our city ordinances don't allow animals of a barnyard nature or otherwise I'd seriously consider having a goat critter.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 4:47pm.
you really ARE Satan! OMG!
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 4:32pm.
"Satan", shouldn't your siggy really be OMG I really am Angela?
gah
Submitted by beb on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 6:58pm.
Billboard wrote open letters to Rihanna and Chris Brown today. They didn't mince words.
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That letter to Rihanna might be good if whoever wrote it hadn't kissed her ass so hard. She is NOT that talented and I don't care how many "looks" she has "adopted", the message the author was trying to send got lost in the brown-nosing.
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satan we use to have this plant nurserey and they had pygmy goats, so freaking cute.. not even up to my knee full grown, really friendly too. still want one.
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I have never loved life so much.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 6:30pm.
Good luck girl! I will be thinking about you! And who likes sweet red wine. ICK.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
My childhood is officially dead
http://www.thestar.com/entertainment/article/1132769--degrassi-star-neil...
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What kind of fuckery is this?
itskristen on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 7:01pm.
That's the only massage I could afford. SIGN ME UP.
My kitteh gives me a shoulder and back massage every morning like clockwork. If you can afford cat food and kitty litter it ain't a bad deal!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 4:47pm.
you really ARE Satan! OMG!
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 4:32pm.
"Satan", shouldn't your siggy really be OMG I really am Angela?
That's the only massage I could afford. SIGN ME UP.
christine the hoff on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 6:59pm.
the goats have the fattest cutest lil butts and tails.!
I'm with you, I think goats are some of the cutest little creatures on earth. Gotta watch yourself though or they will eat your hair.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 4:47pm.
you really ARE Satan! OMG!
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 4:32pm.
"Satan", shouldn't your siggy really be OMG I really am Angela?
Dog on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 6:54pm.
Translation: I have GOT to pay attention to which damned alt.
Not really. I'm just t-t-t-t-ired and I open multiple threads and read them in different tabs and get lost sometimes. I'm only a feeble ol' fallen angel, I gots my faults!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 4:47pm.
you really ARE Satan! OMG!
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 4:32pm.
"Satan", shouldn't your siggy really be OMG I really am Angela?
the goats have the fattest cutest lil butts and tails.!
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I have never loved life so much.
Billboard wrote open letters to Rihanna and Chris Brown today. They didn't mince words.
http://www.billboard.com/#/features/an-open-letter-to-rihanna-it-s-time-...
http://www.billboard.com/#/features/an-open-letter-to-chris-brown-act-yo...
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Submitted by Satan on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 6:51pm.
Got dang!
I have GOT to pay attention to which damned thread.
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Translation: I have GOT to pay attention to which damned alt.
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Interesting recent story about young goats:
** Goat kids can develop 'accents' **
Pygmy goats can develop "accents" as they grow older, according to scientists.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/17061101
Got dang!
I have GOT to pay attention to which damned thread.
Thanks all! ♥♥♥ I appreciate the good vibes!
As for the basmati recipe I use: http://mydearlizzy.wordpress.com/2007/11/28/perfect-basmati-rice/
I want a little itty bitty baby goat, and I WANT IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
"Stomps foot"
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LaChoyla, I tried my hand at roti a couple of nights ago. Easy peasy and nommy.
Must have cumin basmati rice recipe!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 4:47pm.
you really ARE Satan! OMG!
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 4:32pm.
"Satan", shouldn't your siggy really be OMG I really am Angela?
*Googles Chicken Korma* - Mmmmmm, sounds tasty. Good luck on the job and I hope your guests bring the right damn wine!
*googles everything you are making for dinner*
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"Hang on, let me just whip out my compass 'cause clearly we're living in the Legend of Zelda." ~ MadgesVadge 02/10/2012
I second that about Gov. Christie LaChaylo. He's a fat, sloppy, crusty, nasty asshole!
Holla slores! I am having friends over and getting ready to cook some dinner. Y'all come on over - I'm making chicken korma and cumin basmati. People better bring the damn wine - I asked for normal reds not no damn sweet reds.
I hope everyone has a great weekend! If you all have a moment, send me some good vibes. I'm waiting on word about this job I interviewed and I haven't heard anything yet, so I should hear back early next week.
UBF - have a great 4-day weekend and stay dry!
And Governor Christie - you're a giant asshole.
OMG! That chocolate covered strawberry ice cream is an orgasm in a spoonful.
*hides wallet from self*
MJT, I had no idea there is such a thing. We are normally not keeping Ice-cream at the house, but my coworker went on a shopping spree for Mr. Birthday boy cause i gave her a ride to work. Little man opted for Chocolate and Vanilla, now i might have to go back for the one you are talking about!!
*rubs big belly*
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
I love the way their little tails wag.... but I don't think I'd lay down in goat shit and let them stomp my back with it either.
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 5:51pm.
BLUE BELL ICE CREAM1?!?!?!?!!?!?
*DIES*
SO JEALOUS. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
Have you tried the Chocolate Covered Strawberries? It's an orgasm in ice cream form. Seriously.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Submitted by annobanano on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 5:50pm.
Wow! She looks really good.
LOL...like 'lil puppehs. I want one of those, too. Yeah, I need a baby monkey and 3 baby goats!
*holds out hands*
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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)
The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
@ Jack - Yep, over on the west side of the state. He hasn't been out of the country since before the holidays.
Submitted by annobanano on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 5:50pm.
WhooooOOOOOAH! UH.
Submitted by annobanano on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 5:56pm.
awwww how sweet... away on bidness?
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"Hang on, let me just whip out my compass 'cause clearly we're living in the Legend of Zelda." ~ MadgesVadge 02/10/2012