Don’t ever say that hillbillies don’t get into the finer things in life like a relaxing massage, because here’s a man getting his knots untwisted by the hooves of three pygmy goats. Who needs massage oil when you can use goat shit instead? It was a baaaaah-ppy ending for all. It’s pretty refreshing to see a bunch of goats pound a hillbilly, because usually it’s the other way…you know.
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