Evening Crumbs

When I gaze deeply into the magical shaved ball on RPattz’s neck , I see visions of Woody Harrelson in Natural Born Killers meets Susan Powter meets Herp Derp – Lainey Gossip

Somewhere in L.A., John Travolta is calling Spandy Andy to hire him to perform at the halftime show for every Scientology meeting – Towleroad

Brenda Walsh wore that outfit better – The Superficial

Something tells me that Brit Brit was just really sad that they didn’t offer her a goat massage – Celebitchy

Laetitia Casta is topless. All the way topless. – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Wonk brows. Wonk eyes. Wonk dress. Wonk chichis. Wonk EVERYTHING. – Hollywood Tuna

Choke her while you have the chance!!! – ICYDK

Oh, look, it’s Nicki Minaj’s born face – The Berry

Anne V is redefining elegance with every new Slut Dress she wears – Popoholic

St. Angie Jolie could learn a thing or FIFTY from Anne V – Popsugar

Christina Ricci looks like a glitter snap bracelet – Just Jared

I hope the new Zorro takes place in my chonies. Somebody had to say it. – Videogum

Panty Creamer of the Day! – Hollywood Rag

Gabriel Aubry is off the hook – I’m Not Obsessed

Spot the puppy – Cityrag