Stupid Ho Calls Stupid Ho A Stupid Ho

On Watch What Happens Live last night, the Beast Vincent of hip hop, Lil' Kim, let the piping hot hate she feels for Fire Marshall Minaj (copyright: ONTD) melt her frozen face so she could move her mouth to say that only a stupid ho would write a song called "Stupid Hoe." The bitch battle royale between Kim and that dark-sided Linda Blair wannabe Nicki Minaj is alive and well. It's never going to end until they finally go at it and all that's left afterward is a patch of Barbie hair and a puddle of silicone.

I know I called Kim a "stupid ho" in my headline, but I've always liked her ass. Kim's face reminds me of La Toya Jackson's fourth generation face (I think Toy Toy's on her fifth by now) and she gave me my life motto: "You ain't lickin' this, you ain't stickin' this." That said, I can't with her ass and I can't with Nick Minaj. When it comes to female rappers, the only teams I'm on are Team KHIA and Team Oaktown 357!

Here's Nicki's arch rival at The Blondes show in NYC yesterday looking like Mufasa in Swan Lake.

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Submitted by evil.little.f__k. on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 10:10am.

When did she become so coy? Sads.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 6:48am.

I remember when Lil' Kim was MY color and now this trick is 15 shades lighter.

WTF?

Anyway, I love her anyway and Nicki Minaj can suck it!

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 9:15pm.

She looks better now! Mid-transformation, she had horrendous stuff happening! Came across as nice, the guys had to keep pressing until she said it. Now Fire Marshall Bill? Oh, she cold! haha

Andy Cohen's faces cracked me up, there I said it! ;P

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Submitted by Cake666 on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 9:02pm.

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Submitted by bonghits4jesus on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 8:34pm.

lil' kim foreva. wish she hadn't fucked with her face.

Submitted by deadhead on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 8:24pm.

Oaktown 357 a great reference, but why no love for The Sequence w/Spoony G. The original all girl rap group from Sugar Hill. Do yourself a favor and seek them out. They will --- Funk You Up -- the all time best chick rap song.

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 7:56pm.

damn, Oaktown's 3.5.7. i'm in the wayback machine.

looking forward to Missy Elliot's new release making both these bitches sit down.

Submitted by coppercricket on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 5:04pm.

Queen Bee needs to focus less on childish fights & wearing feathers & focus more on her Million Dollar delinquent tax battle. "Handle it, like a real bitch...."

Submitted by Sayonara on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 4:53pm.

Submitted by ba-buttons on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 3:43pm.

You are very funny!

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Submitted by Sayonara on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 4:46pm.

Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 3:13pm.
I actually like Lil Kim but this "fight" is silly.
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I couldn't agree with you more. It is very silly!

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Submitted by sonah22 on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 4:39pm.

Submitted by Lala11_7 on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 4:33pm.

Lol...I lurrrve that song. It's so hard-hitting and true about the shit bad men do and probably have done to her. Part of the reason I like Lil' Kim is that she's probably been through so much and survived, and with a pleasant personality. I can't hate her for her plastic surgery-she just seems too nice.

Submitted by Ms.Fit on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 3:45pm.

Submitted by ba-buttons on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 3:43pm.
---> OOH,you nasty. I like it!

Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 3:13pm.
Eff Lil Kim and her SURPRISE! eyes, WHO is the vision in thumb #6? Why aren't there more pics of her??

---> Yes! Those boots are bad ass. I can't walk in 20" heels, but I would break every phalange to make it happen.

Submitted by jussayin on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 3:44pm.

like Snoop said, let these hoes do what they do best. Ho!

Submitted by smokeybaconflavour on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 3:43pm.

Lil Kim is way more talented that fucking Nicki Minaj! After seeing that stupid ass shit Nicki Minaj did at the grammys I was thinking about the female rappers we used to have, Lil Kim, Eve, Foxy Brown, even Salt N Pepa and now all me got is crap like Nicky Minaj and that other one who gave the finger at the Super Bowl. I've never evn heard Nicky rap live. Everytime I see her on TV, she's lip syncing to her own raps. It's pathetic.

Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 3:18pm.

Between "Stupid Ho" and the Grammy performance alone, I'd say Lil Kim won this battle. Black Joan Rivers or not.

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Submitted by Lala11_7 on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 3:03pm.

Submitted by sonah22 on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 4:16pm.
Why I love Lil' Kim:

http://youtu.be/0edp8d2sBHM

I also like that she's adorable in interviews. i think the blond looks nice on her, but of course I don't know if her skin is naturally that light.

I think a lot of black women look good with blonde hair.

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Submitted by Gigaboob on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 3:02pm.

@sonah22
The only thing I like about Hard Kaur is her name, lol. Pretty clever.

Submitted by babybunny on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 2:57pm.

I can't with both of these plastic faced stupid ho's...why did Kim ruin her natural sexy looks is beyond me.

Submitted by sonah22 on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 2:55pm.

If anyone's curious, here's the "Indian Lil' Kim," Hard Kaur...she has a voice, but she's very um, family friendly:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w09pjnJyjho

Submitted by sonah22 on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 2:46pm.

Why I love Lil' Kim:

http://youtu.be/0edp8d2sBHM

I also like that she's adorable in interviews. i think the blond looks nice on her, but of course I don't know if her skin is naturally that light.

I think a lot of black women look good with blonde hair.

Submitted by The Beaver on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 2:39pm.

Submitted by annobanano on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 3:18pm.

Kim only sings about classy shit, like this:

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Okay, obviously I know she's trying to give Joan Rivers a run for her money in the plastic surgery department, but as I pretty much don't give a shit about Kim, I hadn't gone back and looked at her from "the day"... (non)BreakingNews: Holy shit! It's not even remotely the same person....

Submitted by ba-buttons on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 2:39pm.

Submitted by Dog on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 4:07pm.

ba-buttons, HuffPo has the story.

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Thanks Dog!

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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.

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Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth

Submitted by zachhcaz on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 2:39pm.

Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 3:13pm.
WHO is the vision in thumb #6? Why aren't there more pics of her??

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Good eye! The best thing about that lady (Letitia Baldrige, I'm guessing?) is that she has her gigantic meemaw handbag firmly wedged between her feet. She's taking NO chances sitting beside that jailbird Lil' Queef.

Submitted by Dog on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 2:37pm.

ba-buttons, HuffPo has the story.

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Submitted by Big Bertha on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 2:33pm.

Team Salt & Pepa!

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Submitted by ba-buttons on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 2:31pm.

Hey!!! Sorry, can't wait for OP!!

I've heard that they are shutting down production of the Colbert Report for a week??? Something serious???

Anybody have any deets????

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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.

Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth

Submitted by parkerj on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 2:30pm.

Who is SHE to call minaj Firemarshall Bill?! LOL.

That said, I like little kim and I like nicki minaj, I hope they squash this and focus on putting better music out.

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Submitted by Cake666 on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 2:23pm.

So many black women that try to look white..wtf. Straightened blonde hair and blue contacts..*facepalm* did Hitler use some black magic to ensure that would be the beauty ideal even after his death? Retarded.

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Submitted by Heroic Cupcake on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 2:23pm.

Like how I look in that aqua green? Get yo Vaseline!

Submitted by ba-buttons on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 2:13pm.

I think they are both kind a funny lookin' now but I'd still tap both.

Kim would be a freak in bed. She's made some pretty big promises with her skanky lyrics and ba-buttons would have a checklist.

Nicki looks like she would suck in bed but I still want to bend her over and smack that fat ass.

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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.

Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth

Submitted by Chris Knight on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 2:12pm.

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/jada-pinkett-smith-dedicates-love-song-smith-1...

Submitted by MrsPotatoHead on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 2:08pm.

I couldn't give two queefs about either of them, but I'd fire up a bag of Orville Redenbacher kettle corn and watch them beat the weaves off each other.

Submitted by OurMissC on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 2:06pm.

She's got Madonna cheeks.

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Submitted by warmjuice on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 2:05pm.

I hate it when gay guys or anyone pretend like they don’t know what you are referring to just to have an opportunity to act like a bewildered snob

Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 2:03pm.

mk...the fact that you referenced oaktown 3 5 7 means i've fallen even more in love with you...
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 1:58pm.

I GOT IT! She's trying to look like LaToya.

Submitted by Satan on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 1:55pm.

Just a few more surgeries to go, Kim and your transformation will be complete:

http://p1.la-img.com/930/21665/7457199_4_l.jpg

Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 1:55pm.

Ah hah - Willie Geist. He just floats around cable playing second banana on various shows from Tucker Carlson to Morning Schmoe to this, apparently. Good guy. Hates Obama. Which isn't easy for him considering who writes his paycheck these days.

Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 1:54pm.

Who the hell is this bitch trying to look like?

Looks nothing like her:

http://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view;_ylt=A2KJkIcUWD1PMAkAbyqJzbkF...

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 1:54pm.

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 3:19pm.
did she just say one single coherent word?
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Submitted by Gigaboob on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 1:53pm.

What the fuck is the "Blondes" show?

Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 1:52pm.

Oh, and she reminds me of Adrian (?) Maloof of the Beverly Hills thing.

Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 1:51pm.

Submitted by Dog on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 3:09pm.
Who is L'il Kim trying to look like???

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Charo?

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