Hot Slut Of The Day!

February 16, 2012 / Posted by:

Because it’s turning out to be all-animal Hot Slut Week and I’m not one to go against the natural order of shit, here’s another one and probably my favorite one of all. Meet Baby, a super doggy mom from Germany who has become a maternal figure to abandoned baby animals and has nursed them out of the dark. Just like how she’s nursing my soul out of the dark with that suspicious “Are you going to eat my face off or give me a no-teeth love bite?” side-eye. That is a poppin’ side-eye for the ages. I just want to put it into a locket around my neck to remind me that amazing shit happens every second of the day damn.

Norbert Damm of The Lehnitz animal sanctuary near Berlin tells AP that Baby has raised cats, raccoons and all other sorts of wild creatures throughout the years. And when six little wild boar piglets were brought in after they were found in the wild (three were abandoned, three were left for dead after a hunter killed their mommy), Baby immediately became the sheep mom to their Lambert. Baby thinks the boars are her babies and hasn’t left their side. But Mama Baby will soon have to sing “Goodbye” to her boar chirruns, because once they’re healthy enough they’ll be moved to a nature preserve to learn how to catch food for themselves. Then Mama Baby will spread her maternal love on a new litter of babies in need.

These pictures below will make you grow bulldog ovaries before getting pregnant and giving birth to a furry bundle of AWWWWWWWWs that you’ll immediately hand over to Mama Baby since there’s no way you can do a better job at mothering than she can. Bitch is a professional mother and if the world was a right place, she’d be in charge of raising Charlie Sheen’s twins, Ali Lohan and Halle Berry’s kid. Shit, she should raise all of us!

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