Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
This hot television celebrity certainly has her fingers in a lot of pies… and her legs wrapped around a lot of men. The staff and guests of a certain New York hotel are buzzing over the steady stream of celebrities to her room, one per evening. The festivities start like clockwork around 10:00 pm every night and go on for three or four hours of headboard-pounding, filthy-talking, moaning, screaming fun!
In other news, it seems that her taste has shifted from vanilla to café au lait to dark chocolate. While she first became famous for her trysts with a certain pale singer, her visitors this time include a mononymed Canadian singer and a very famous male model. Yummy! We’ll bet her husband is so proud of his wife’s sophisticated palate! (Blind Gossip)
My dream guess:
Hot celeb: Paula Deen
Pale singer: The Mac Tonight Moon Man from the McDonald’s commercials
Canadian singer: Anka (as in Paul)
Male model: The Hershey’s Kisses DudeMy actual guess:
Hot celeb: Giada De Laurentiis?
Pale singer: John Mayer?
Canadian singer: Drake?
Male model: Tyson Beckford?IN THIS ECONOMY, this ho (who ever it is) is wasting money on hotel rooms. Ho needs to get herself a secret fuck shack in the city. All she needs is a studio, a mattress, a sink for a quick whore bath and a cabinet for toilet paper, condoms, lube and a box of cornstarch to mask the sex fumes on her crotch.
One of the Real Housewives couples is in panic mode right now because their world might come crashing down because of one side remark made by another Real Housewife that struck way closer to home than intended. Apparently this couple is barely hanging on but does not want the world to see it and were really upset when a cast member who does not even know what is going on said the couple is barely hanging on. The publicists for the couple are in damage control mode, but that is not their biggest worry. Leaks are beginning to emerge in their carefully constructed cover which was never intended for full media attention. Specifically, friends of the couple have been hinting that the couple have an open marriage and that the husband complains he has not had sex in years and that the couple, who do have children might not have actually had natural conception, especially considering the wife’s age and the age of the kids. (CDAN)
On part 56 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion, Pig Slut Brandi swiped at Adrienne Maloof’s marriage, so that’s my guess.
This child star of celebrity parents is so spoiled and obnoxious that many of his parents’ friends – including their A-list pals – won’t invite the famous family over unless they know the kid’s not coming! The mini-terror is known for bossing around the servers and housekeepers. Who is he? (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)
Jaden Smith? Suri is not impressed.