When Sienna Miller announced that she is turning the motor off on her bull dozer vagina and is temporarily retiring from her position as everyone’s favorite home wrecking hero to get married and have a baby, I didn’t want to believe it. It’s like if somebody told me that Pete Doherty was starting to bathe regularly with actual soap or that Prince Hot Ginge was seen buying a box of Feria for Men (in shade: black leather) for himself. THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.
There are so many more lives that need ruining and so many more houses that need to be torn in half by Sienna’s wrecking ball clit. Sienna Miller would never change teams and move on over to the dark side by becoming one of them (read: married with children), or so I thought. But she has. Anakin Homewrecker has become Darth Mommy and these pictures of her at a W Magazine party in NYC prove this. I don’t think Sienna’s got a gut full of wedding rings she fucked off of married man after married man. I’m pretty sure there’s a baby in there.
It’s as if I’ve seen a picture of Tommy Girl in flats or a fully covered LeAnn Rimes. This is my unicorn sighting.