Lindsay Lohan should probably be at her local H&R Block to ask their asses if they can sort out her tax situation in exchange for a suitcase of stolen joree and a week’s worth of sloppy hand jobs, but instead she’s posing for Terry Richardson again. Actually, these pictures are outtakes from her photo shoot for Love Magazine, so they’re probably a few months old, but they somehow made their way onto the Internet yesterday. Uh huh. That leak smells like a used urinal cake, a barback’s bin, a barf burp, peroxide, old sardine juice and cigarette butts, so I’m sure White Oprah leaked this shit to make all of us forget the last photo shoot LiLo did with Uncle Terry.
That last photo shoot looked like scenes from a retirement for crack whores and in this one she actually looks good? Maybe it’s because I’m always used to seeing LiLo looking like four layers of hell loosely wrapped around lukewarm tragic, but these aren’t that bad. We’ve all seen worse and the “nothing difficult about this brown” pose is a true work of sophisticated classiness. And I can already hear the “CLOSE YER MOUTH, BITCH” comments, but if your nostril canal was like a maze game, you too would be a permanent mouth breather.