Wednesday, February 15th 2012
Lil Kim Is Keeping Adobe In Business: Part 600,389
Here's the newest completed high art project from Photoshop Lifetime Achievement Award winner Lil' Kim. The group of Photoshop artists who cracked their knuckles from spending days on end touching up the cover for Kim's new single should be proud that they made her face look like an inside/out plastic lion mask decorated with lead-based varnishes. Kim should be celebrated as a true original, because when was the last time you saw the Beast in Beauty's dress? Nicki Minaj can stay sitting, thankyouverymuch.
via Rap-Up (Thanks, Cory)
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Oh Dave
Lil Kim didn't start anything that would be Nikki. Nikki also has all kind of songs referencing Kim. Notorius BIG was one of the most respected MCs the game has ever seen and he taught the girl what she knows and chose her. Nikki is a stoop pigeon. Every time I've seen someone ask Lil Kim about Nikki she just acts like it's irrelevant. I'm glad someone is going to expedite Nikki's departure.
I have one thing to say...You Bettah Work.
At least she's a real rapper. I hate the hook to her new song but the rap is of her standard and even as a non rap fan I'd prefer Lil Kims antics over that silly bitch Nikki any day. She looks better in person than she does on that cover. She's actually pretty cute now that her face lift or whatever she did is settling.Marc Jacobs probably made that dress and at least she's leaving the pope out of it IJS
I have one thing to say...You Bettah Work.
She looks like a really dark Korean girl who's had a few procedures. No offense to Koreans.
Game on, Jocelyn Wildenstein!
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
Kimberly Denise Jones, please stop this shit. Just fucking stop it now.
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
Well, she is not even human anymore. She is 100% feline.
What the fuck is she doing?
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I can't judge... the cheese biscuits at Red Lobster make me wanna touch myself
--Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 9:41am.
And check out that waist. Bitch please...
I'd say 'that's not human' but it would be redundant.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Mabel: "Why can't I find last year's D-Listed donor list?"
Wynnona Ryder: "Because you're an idiot?"
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I SO wanted to publish all the amazingly hot sluts who gave last year...some very cool people came forward to raise $2000, and they did it in 24 hours, which was simply astounding! But when I searched for the old file my computers just flashed in my face and said, "Bitch please!" I'm pretty sure I heard an audio file snap three times, too.
Last year Islandgirl slutted up, reached deep into her bra and pulled out a donation all the way from Denmark! That really blew people at the Gay Alliance away--and you know everyone likes to be blown.
So everyone from last year (YOU know who you are *wink*) please consider coming back and perhaps making this an annual gift. --Last Spring, the 2011 Big Gay Prom saw 295 students from 56 different schools and 7 separate counties.---
THIS WAS BECAUSE OF ALL OF YOU!!!!
Gay Alliance staff, board members, and volunteers brought their own partners to chaperon and give LGBT youth the opportunity to see LGBT adults in healthy and happy same-sex relationships.
This amazing event exists because of YOU. Without caring adults and financial donors, the Big Gay Prom could not be the awesome experience it is. Throwing a prom is expensive and our agency is committed to keeping the event financially accessible to youth. At a $10 suggested donation, youth are better able to attend (and no youth is turned away for not being able to pay).
DONATE:
http://www.firstgiving.com/GayAlliance/big-gay-prom-2012
Love,
Mabel
Submitted by sinjin on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 7:19pm.
Submitted by Chris Knight on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 4:14pm.
HARRY POTTER IS REALLY SPECIAL:
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I hope he's open to older women! *Buys ticket to London*
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Is this for RILLZ? o_O I thought he was a pasty-ass patsy - which barring some really AMAZING peen, was kinda wussy!
sinjin, does avi mean you're still under the weather? haheheheheh So C-U-T-E!!! ;)
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"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?"MK
WHO CARES!!! & WHO CARES: THE SEQUEL!!! - MK on Justin
And deep within the bowels of Hell, Michael Jackson smiled.
Submitted by Chris Knight on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 4:14pm.
HARRY POTTER IS REALLY SPECIAL:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2101526/Daniel-Radcliffe-to...
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I hope he's open to older women! *Buys ticket to London*
Submitted by 18thCenturyFox on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 3:28pm.
I can't help but flash back to some of L'il's first "songs" oh man...
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I bought that cd back in '97. It was very raunchy!
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Submitted by oh dave on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 3:49pm.
I like her part on "All About the Benjamins" but that was a long time ago.
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Agreed! Lighters up, Crush on You, Get money, and a few others were her greatest works. I don't know what happened to her.
(973) Jersey Strong
Maybe this is her alter ego. Bizarre and distorted - which are now "normal" by her standards. With all the plastic surgery why the need to portray herself as this lanky alien in posters (HA!) Nice dress but this is not the look! :D
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"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?"MK
WHO CARES!!! & WHO CARES: THE SEQUEL!!! - MK on Justin
Detective LaToya dressed as Stevie Nicks in a corset.
ETA: She looks Maloof-y
the hell is this shit? some kind of art school flunkie project?
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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
It's Lion-O, as seen through broken glasses. From the neck up, she kind of looks like Adrienne Maloof's long-lost daughter.
Why should she even pose for a photo? It's not even close-just use a cartoon and save everyone a lot of time and money!!!
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"Money is the magic wand that turns a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Latoya, is that you?
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
She is giving Trace Cyrus a run for his money.
Y'all know biggie shak'n his head
Submitted by D-vine Lister on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 3:51pm.
I cant even front, I still love this bitch..
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Hey at least you're honest, try as we might we dlisters can't hate everyone all the time:) lol
Why would Lil' Kim use a reject from Rupaul's Drag Race on the cover of her new song?
Color me perplexed.
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
HARRY POTTER IS REALLY SPECIAL:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2101526/Daniel-Radcliffe-to...
That besh being to stingy with the bacon bits.
http://fashionbombdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Lil-Kim-Before-an...
Sad.
She has a serious case of bad alien face. ET phone your damn plastic surgeon and ask for a refund, shit.
Unfortunately her face was NOT photoshopped.
was trying to remember what she looked like
http://www.dailycognition.com/content/image/9/lil-kim-before.jpg
All the plastic surgery in the world is not going to save that chimp face. Yes, I said it.
*crosses self before saying this* but, Dolly Parton is suing for copyright infringement in 3..2...
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
This wig/weave thing is confusing. Is it cut short on the left side? Is that natural hair poking through? Another picture of someone famous that leaves me shaking my head at the idea of them thinking "this is the one, this looks great!"
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Submitted by TequilaTax on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 3:40pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 3:34pm
I just wanted to say that that is your best avie yet. You should keep that one for a long while.
---it's fucking cute eh? OT, if I can make lil suckandfuck look cute, you'd think someone could do a little better with lil kim.
There were more realistic looking Sims in first version of the game.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
I cant even front, I still love this bitch.. but GOOD GOD she has really really fucked up her face. Its so sad cause she was so damn cute in her "Hardcore" days. She didnt need any surgery AT ALL. Self hate is a bitch, ask Cim Retardashian :-/
Smdh. Girl please
I like her part on "All About the Benjamins" but that was a long time ago. It's sad that she has to make a comeback by attacking Nicky Minaj, partly because I don't think Nicki is really here to stay. I'n another 20 years they will both be rapping about some new girl they say is biting their style.
I'm not a fan of Nicki Minaj. Especially her performance at the Superbowl lost out to MIA's middle finger. That basically makes her the Christina of the Britney-Madonna make-out. Remember Christina kissed Madonna, too. Just like Nicki was at the Superbowl, too. In two years that is going to be a trivia question. So she flunked. Then she tried to come back with the Pope at the Grammys, and Madonna is just going, "what the fuck with these chicks?"
So Nicki didn't make it. And calling herself the female Weezy? Does Lil Wayne call himself the male Nicki Minaj? I don't think so.
Anyway, so Lil Kim has pinned all her hopes on being the Biggie to Nicki's Tupac or whatever, and who gives a fuck? Nicki should have never ever responded, ever. I just think the Illuminati fucked up when they picked Nicki to be a big star because she's kind of basic. She should have been like, "Lil who? Somebody is mad at me? Get money, bitch!" They don't make them like they used to.
http://burning-plastic.tumblr.com/
Submitted by TOPANGA on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 3:40pm.
This looks like a bootleg hoodtastic Ed Hardy ad
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Or just a bootleg.
You'd never guess she was a black chick, she's morphing into a San Salvadorian barbie doll.
The album should be called "If you love me pleasetellmetostopgettingplasticsurguryandsellingmylowerribstoapplebys"
she is fucking disgusting!
she took the "hourglass model" 's waist, I see.
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Get down on it, come on and, get down on it - if you really want it
Get down on it - you gotta feel it
Get down on it
-Kool & The Gang
She's wearing a Barbie dress and has a Barbie waist! Fucking hilarious. Oh, and barbie hair.
Who is this White woman in the banner picture?
Unless they put her in a corset like that model that is shaped like an hourglass, there is no way they are going to get people to believe her waist is that small.
In fact, I don't think this chick works out at all. I think she simply goes and gets liposuction whenever she gets pudgy around the middle.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
This looks like a bootleg hoodtastic Ed Hardy ad
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 3:34pm
I just wanted to say that that is your best avie yet. You should keep that one for a long while.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
:O
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that."
She looks like that Madame in the "Truck Jones" (?) movie clip you play all the time (that we love) with the Star Trek woman. You know the one "Ho, seet you ass back
down!!"