Kate Upton Is Too Basic For Victoria's Secret
If the Victoria's Secret Angels are flawless and rare diamonds found at the bottom of the ocean after Gloria Stuart threw them overboard, then Kate Upton is a fake gold necklace in the briefcase boutique of a Mexican dude selling jewelry and house dresses on a beach in Tijuana. The VS Angels are special beauties and Kate Upton will turn your skin green. That's what a casting director for the Victoria's Secret fashion show basically told The New York Times (via UsWeekly) last week.
Kate Upton's Photoshopped crotch has already been seen by the eyes of millions on the cover of SI: Swimtsuit Edition, but that's not good enough for VS. The casting director, Sophia Neophitou, sharpened her shank of a tongue and then slashed this out:
“We would never use [Kate Upton for a Victoria's Secret show]. She is too obvious. She's like a Page 3 girl. She's like a footballer's wife, with the too-blond hair and that kind of face that anyone with enough money can go out and buy."
DAMN. That shit seems harsh until I tell you that Sophia walked in on Kate Upton sucking her husband off, punching her child with one hand and choking her kitten out with the other while pissing on her favorite pair of shoes.
I sort of agree that Kate Upton is what you get when you walk into a 99 Cent Store and ask for an Amber Heard, but she's harmless and I'm sure she'll do just fine without wearing a fucking Mardi Gras float on her back during a VS show.
If it's true that I inherited Miss Cleo's SLYCIC skills, then I'm sure Kate Upton will get cast in Transformers 4 (after she washes Michael Bay's Ferrari like nobody else) and make millions from her line of bikini bottoms shaped like Doritos. Then she'll date Leonardo DiCatchAHo for a minute before marrying Tiger Woods without a prenup. Ho will be fine.
And if irony loves me, it will tell me that at last night's Sports Illustrated party in NYC, Kate Upton wore a dress from the VS catalog. I mean, it does look like it.
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
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The bathroom talk made me think of my ultra macho brother. Ultra macho, except, when it comes to public restrooms. I always laugh when he comes out of the bathroom with teary eyes because he either was dry heaving or actually vomiting from "how bad the restroom looked or smelled." He'll even complain to the manager.
Meh. Her face is nothing special. And, indeed, she has a ruler body with boobs. Big deal. I'm sure she'll be plenty successful.
And I don't think she/they necessarily meant that blondes were generic, just that she was a generic blonde, which I think makes some sense in general.
I'd have to agree with the casting director for VS. When I see a VS model, I recognize one of them as a VS model. When I see Kate Upton, I don't recognize her unless there is a caption with her name under it. She looks like any other blonde model--doesn't stand out. If I were to see the SI cover years later, I probably still wouldn't know who she is.
SANS FARDS, you are lucky you didn't see that thread about short curlies in public washrooms! EW, let me not speak of that again. My disgust threshhold cannot handle this stuff! :P
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Submitted by deez on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 10:04pm.
StickIt, couldn't agree more. I often wonder if they behave like this in their own homes?
I once found blood on the seat. CLEAN YOUR FUCKING SHIT UP. That is unfair and disgusting for cleaners to clean and for other people (people visiting or employees of the premises) to have to deal with. Gross.
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Submitted by StickIt on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 8:01pm.
First off, this might be the funniest thread I've ever read here at Dlisted. I have been laughing hard the last two pages.
Yes, women can be much nastier in public bathrooms and public places overall than men are. That is just fact. There were even studies done to this effect how women's public restrooms were much nastier and dirtier than men's public restrooms.
Whenever I walk into a women's public restroom I feel like I need to take a shower after I leave there - pee on the seats, shit on the floors, paper towels all over the floor, etc. Some women are real pigs when they are out in public.
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Blechhhhh. The worst is when chicks try to do the "hovering" thing and fail miserably, leaving pee spots all over the seat. So nast. Just use a toilet seat cover and sit yo stank ass down!
Now after reading this mess I am never using a public bathroom again.
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StickIt, couldn't agree more. I often wonder if they behave like this in their own homes?
I once found blood on the seat. CLEAN YOUR FUCKING SHIT UP. That is unfair and disgusting for cleaners to clean and for other people (people visiting or employees of the premises) to have to deal with. Gross.
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Submitted by StickIt on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 8:01pm.
First off, this might be the funniest thread I've ever read here at Dlisted. I have been laughing hard the last two pages.
Yes, women can be much nastier in public bathrooms and public places overall than men are. That is just fact. There were even studies done to this effect how women's public restrooms were much nastier and dirtier than men's public restrooms.
Whenever I walk into a women's public restroom I feel like I need to take a shower after I leave there - pee on the seats, shit on the floors, paper towels all over the floor, etc. Some women are real pigs when they are out in public.
no-one hates quite like the english.
Submitted by poopandcandy on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 7:26pm.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 3:05pm.
Also sick of people calling blonde women generic. Fuck off.
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This has always pissed me off too. I know alot of girls bleach their hair blonde and all and look similar, but it's not my fault that i just happened to be born blonde with blue eyes in a family of brunettes so don't call me generic/bottle blonde cuz i hate that. Thats why i've always hated dumbass girls like Jessica Simpson.
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Agreed, but I have to take exception to one thing. Not every woman who blondes herself is a bottle blonde bimbo. I was born blonde and stayed that way until I was about 5. When I was in my mid twenties I started blonding my hair and I just like how I look as a light blonde, and I spend a pretty penny every 8 weeks to stay that way. I have blue eyes and medium skin and the dark blonde that my hair is naturally just washes me the hell out.
Anyhoo, just wanted that on the record.
@WithinReason: Yes, agree! We definitely need the guys here to chime in on this.
Almost without exception, every single women's restroom I've been to (stores, restaurants, etc.) has been semi-tolerable at best to downright gross and disgusting at worst.
@StickIt, HAhahahaah. I have heard that men's washrooms are usually MUCH nastier! I don't know why, but I've heard that a lot more than the other way around. Of course, haven't checked! Any guys out there who could confirm? heheheheh
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First off, this might be the funniest thread I've ever read here at Dlisted. I have been laughing hard the last two pages.
Yes, women can be much nastier in public bathrooms and public places overall than men are. That is just fact. There were even studies done to this effect how women's public restrooms were much nastier and dirtier than men's public restrooms.
Whenever I walk into a women's public restroom I feel like I need to take a shower after I leave there - pee on the seats, shit on the floors, paper towels all over the floor, etc. Some women are real pigs when they are out in public.
On Kate Upton: Personally I think she is attractive, but she looks god-awful here. Someone else said it below, but she looks like Courtney Stodden in these pics and that is scraping the bottom of the barrel. She looks trashy and cheap here, she has looked so much better elsewhere.
Also, anyone who does the blowing kisses pose needs to be shot on sight - this is the most overplayed pose in the book.
P.S. Agree with those on Victoria's Secret clothes - some of the bras are nice and sturdy, but the regular clothes are just cheap-looking and don't hold up very well. VS is overrated on so many levels.
ive seeing pics of kate upton sans photoshop and yeah she is not curvy.
her body is like a square block its just from the shoulders down to the legs there are no curves, just a block. reminds of me raina's body from america's next top model.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 3:05pm.
Also sick of people calling blonde women generic. Fuck off.
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This has always pissed me off too. I know alot of girls bleach their hair blonde and all and look similar, but it's not my fault that i just happened to be born blonde with blue eyes in a family of brunettes so don't call me generic/bottle blonde cuz i hate that. Thats why i've always hated dumbass girls like Jessica Simpson.
Generic Blonde. So how many dicks did she have to suck for the cover of SI?
Hahaha, irrelevant whatevs, this chick will still get hired and will parlay this into even more jobs... I feel somewhat manipulated! (not by you MK) Most models today ARE generic AND basic, you name it! The word is safe. As for VS, that is some ugly shit, with your basic gorge models mind you, but still bottom barrel generica basica HOrriblah stuff! Hahah MK, you called it first, UGH, nuffsaid. :D
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WHO CARES!!! & WHO CARES: THE SEQUEL!!! - MK on Justin
Submitted by ba-buttons on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 6:28pm.
(and this whole discussion...)
*Gently and quietly passes out*
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"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?"MK
WHO CARES!!! & WHO CARES: THE SEQUEL!!! - MK on Justin
that's mean. Sophia, when you look like some ugly old hag who gives poison treats to children in some once-upon-a-time forest, you're in no position to say unkind things about how other women look!
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Submitted by Satan on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 4:57pm.
M.E. on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 4:50pm.
Even if you wrap your tampon or maxi pad in toilet paper before disposing of it, the toilet paper absorbs the "liquid" of said wrapped item.
*shudders*
Yep. Heavy flow days are like giving birth and when you slip that tampon out full of unfertilized egg leavings, it is a bloody mess that requires plastic and not paper. Can you imagine a 'bag boy' who was a female bathroom attendant actually taking your bloody tampon/pad and asking, "Paper or plastic, Ma'am?" Rich people!
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LOL!!!
When ba-buttons was first in the Navy he and a couple of other newbies had to go and pick through dozens of garbage bags because some idiot dumped a bunch of plastic in them (trash compactor gummed up with plastic)
It was utterly gross. At one point, ba-buttons pulled a brown paper lunch bag out of one of the bags.
A lunch bag? On a Navy ship? In the middle of the Pacific Ocean? ba-buttons must investigate...
Well, I should have noticed that the paper bag was a bit waxy. As if it was supposed to repel water. Or blood...
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
She's like the prettiest girl at the trailer park, and Taylor Swift is the runner up.
ha ha. bitch fight. VS vs. SI.
take your tops off.
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18thCenturyFox on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 5:18pm.
So our house is from the 1930's and the plumbing ain't so good, which I didn't know when we moved in. It was a tamponsplosion outside!
OH MY GOD! SO GROSS! LMFAO! HOLY trinity of Il Tamponini!
Talk about Exorcism of the plumbing pipes!
WTF did you do to remedy that situation?
Well Satan...
It went like this- first we got a baby wipe explosion outside from the prior tenants Lol then tampons and TP all amazingly bleached... There is some tree blockage in the sewer pipes we discovered after calling a plumber the second time. I grew up in a tampon- flushing household and the habit was very hard to break so Mr. Fox, who builds cars and is handy with a snake ;), rented some industrial snaking device twice. Lemme tell you though..those baby wipes kept purging themselves a few years after the baby had vacated the house!
"This better be important Jack, I was bidding on a bag of bras on ebay."
Liz Lemon
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 3:32pm.
18thCenturyFox -- OMG, thank god there's someone out there who thinks Miranda Kerr is ugly. I don't know how she ever made it. She has a weird toddler face to me.
Stoney -- I hate those "Pink" pants, too. I was at Target yesterday, behind this stupid twat wearing a pair of them. Obviously she was a mother, buying a shitload of baby stuff, with her black roots and bleached blonde hair, and I was thinking how ridiculous she looked in those pants. Hers were hot pink, really trashy looking.
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Was she also wearing Uggs? They always wear with uggs or knockoffs or occasionally, flip flops.
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Dark-sided!
I love VS bras (no knickers though, yuck), I have many, many of them! They make my bewbs look great and give me great support.
*shame face*
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Dark-sided!
So our house is from the 1930's and the plumbing ain't so good, which I didn't know when we moved in. It was a tamponsplosion outside!
"This better be important Jack, I was bidding on a bag of bras on ebay."
Liz Lemon
@ Sonah22
They are completely false advertising! The bf doesn't understand, since if the guy you are interested in is going to meet them *any* way- why lie? He should be happy with what your sporting. It's like guys padding their pecs or biceps- they don't because it's ridiculous!
Yeah when I worked at Nordstrom people took a dump in the Citizens jeans a lot. I no longer fit in a triple D so VS aren't of interest. Their underwear is cute to look at but it feels so cheaply made. I've got plenty, don't get me wrong, but I wear them only occasionally.
"This better be important Jack, I was bidding on a bag of bras on ebay."
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Stoney on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 5:01pm.
But I buy the biodegradable tampons...
I'm sure they all taste the same...in the end.
Stoney on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 5:01pm.
Unfertilized egg leavings!! yum!
You bloody yolkster!
But I buy the biodegradable tampons...
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Unfertilized egg leavings!! yum!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Stoney on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 4:54pm.
FLUSH? FLUSH? You are not going GREEN!
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Andrei on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 4:55pm.
Or burp and poop at the same time. Maybe that will save me?
Just don't poop out of your mouth! Nobody likes shit breath.
M.E. on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 4:50pm.
Even if you wrap your tampon or maxi pad in toilet paper before disposing of it, the toilet paper absorbs the "liquid" of said wrapped item.
*shudders*
Yep. Heavy flow days are like giving birth and when you slip that tampon out full of unfertilized egg leavings, it is a bloody mess that requires plastic and not paper. Can you imagine a 'bag boy' who was a female bathroom attendant actually taking your bloody tampon/pad and asking, "Paper or plastic, Ma'am?" Rich people!
Submitted by Satan on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 4:53pm.
Or burp and poop at the same time. Maybe that will save me?
I'm laughing so hard tears are rolling down my cheeks.
I flush my tampons and the applicator goes back inside the wrapper. No bloody mess.
*checks on jack*
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snowpiece on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 4:47pm.
you really ARE Satan! OMG!
FINALLY. Someone who 'gets' me!
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Andrei on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 4:48pm.
Yes... a nice necklace of used tampons on a string, all from different girls. MMMM... fragrance delights the senses. Helps to get me a date!
Just don't be near any Lions or Tigers or Bears. OH MY!
This Kate Upton person is not attractive.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 3:15pm.
Sophia is an ugly cunt who probably lives vicariously through the young women she and the likes of her exploit. Kate is a generic blond, granted, but homegirl is pretty and frankly, VS is just about the tackiest, cheapest brand out there. Those fuckers need to stop acting like they're representing Balenciaga or some shit. Bitches, you're selling nylon leopard print panties, the kind that give you chlamydia after one day of use. Get the FUCK over yourselves.
Wooo HAAAA! *wipes a tear!!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 4:25pm.
women are so nasty.
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Even if you wrap your tampon or maxi pad in toilet paper before disposing of it, the toilet paper absorbs the "liquid" of said wrapped item.
*shudders*
If there is a god Kate Upton will read this thread.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Yes... a nice necklace of used tampons on a string, all from different girls. MMMM... fragrance delights the senses. Helps to get me a date!
@Snowy- IRK? LMAO! No one on this thread will ever look at Kate Upton again without thinking of sock poops.
you really ARE Satan! OMG!
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 4:14pm.
Submitted by sonah22 on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 4:11pm.
Do guys find push up bras deceiving? I do, so I never buy them. I feel the wiring perks them up enough. Thoughts?
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Yup, Jacks right. We don't care. Just take the bra off. Cuz we like boobies.
Andrei on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 4:39pm.
ROOOOOFFFLLL. Overflowing maxipad trash can.. LOOOL. I am so immature.. but that shit makes me laugh like hell. Poor guy.
Tampon box.. LOL. LOL. I do have a question. So like. I'd assume a girl would know to wrap up her used "napkin" in TP before disposing it. So... I guess not all do. Thus... a bloody box.
All of his sisters were on the same cycle, so the 'overflow' was inevitable. lmao Gah!
Regarding the 'tampon' box... Do you mean the ones in public restrooms? My worst fear is going into a public restroom and opening one of those fuckers to take a peaky poo. No thanks. I'll just wrap my tampon in some toilet paper and put it in my purse to dispose of later. Something about strange women's bloody tampons and pads all co-mingling together kinda freaks me out. Plus, I don't want to smell wtf is in there. Eww. Overthunk that one, I know. Fermented pussy blood is not on my list of things to smell as a 'fragrance'.
ROTFLMAO!!!
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 4:37pm.
HEHEHE. I know. I wear gloves, make sure my shoes are NOT sandals, when I cleaned the damn bathroom. I don't like people, either. But sigh.. the things I'd do for money.
I work at a library and my job is higher up than entry... but I still got asked to clean the public computers one day. So, I wiped the stupid things down.. like 50 of them.. and there's pubic hair, crumbs, skin, etc. in the keyboards. I lifted up ONE of the keyboards and found a pic of a chick, naked, legs spread wide apart. Ah... public computers are like toilets. Sorry.. kinda off topic from VC.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 4:39pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 4:33pm.
It was bloodier than Hamburger Hill in there, Jack.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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I've had two wives, a sister and a daughter... I've seen it all. I stopped doing women's laundry a long time ago... THE PANTIES! NO.
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