This deception is almost movie worthy. You have a foreign born B list actress and singer who is barely known here in the US but is A list back home and has had some very interesting boyfriends in the past. Their previous choices makes you wonder how she ended up with them. Anyway, her part of the deception was simple. She found a former A list tweener and convinced him she was in like with him. He even got to fool around with her once or twice.
On the other side of the equation is a former almost A list singer. Now you feel like the singer is not far from playing casinos and state fairs. Anyway, our singer is married to a reality star and has been for quite some time. There are kids involved. So, we have the foreign born star and the singer and they have been together for about six months. The thing is they can never go anywhere when she is in LA and have to really sneak around and use her friend’s apartments even with her pretending to be the girlfriend of the former A list tweener. Now though they will have several weeks together alone while they film a new show out of the country. They are going to use this time to decide if the final cut should be made and the singer can move on with the foreign born star. (CDAN)
To recap! A foreign born singer/actress, who is A-list in her country but not really know in the US, charmed some former A-list tweener dude and is only using him for show. Meanwhile, the foreign singer/actress is humping on a different former A-list singer who is on his way to hasbeenville and has kids with his reality star wife. The foreigner singer/actress and the former A-list singer are going overseas to do a reality show together and that’s when they’ll figure out if they want to be together. Shit, I think I just confused myself. QUICK! Somebody hand me chalk, a chalkboard and Will Hunting’s brain.
Ohfuckit, let’s just call it like this:
Foreign A-list singer/actress – Delta Goodrem?
The former A-list tweener she’s using – Nick Jonas?
The former A-list singer she’s really fucking on – Joel Madden?
The reality star he’s married to – Nicole Richie?
The show they’re doing overseas – The Voice in Australia?
There, that was easy-ish.
Which Oscar-winning star is wigging out over her badly damaged and severely thinning hair? The 40-something actress has gone from her natural red locks to bleached blonde so many times that she’s almost bald! (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)
Paging Beyonce! Paging Beyonce! Please send your wig master to Nicole Kidman’s front door. Thank you.
She’s pregnant. It’s still early but she’ll start to show soon. And she’s happy, they’re both happy, but also really, really freaking out. Because around the time of conception, they were both using rather frequently. It’s just what they do together. Besides, she thought she was past the point of another child. So it was a surprise, to say the least. A pleasant one, yes, but she’s not sure if it’s one she wants to keep. She is convinced the child will not be right. She is convinced, in her mind, in her words, that she’ll “be paying for it” for the rest of her life, in the form of care and stress, and that this will be her punishment for such recklessness – to be attached to a kid that will need her, in ways she’s afraid to imagine, forever. She’s also super paranoid that if she does have their baby and the baby has health problems, he’ll turn and blame her, and be disgusted by her, and leave her. Without all his access, it’s a totally different life. And ultimately she still wants to be desired, she prioritises being desired. It’s a decision she is agonising over but she’s running out of time.
The good news? The drugs have stopped completely. (Lainey Gossip)
I want to say Rebecca Gayheart and McSteamy, but she JUST birthed one out. I’ve got nothing to put into the guess box.