Wednesday, February 15th 2012
Birthday Sluts
Janice Dickinson (57)
Amber Riley (26)
Jenna Morasca (31)
Conor Oberst (32)
Brandon Boyd (36)
Omarosa (38)
Miranda July (38)
Sarah Wynter (39)
Alex Borstein (41)
Jane Child (45)
Christopher McDonald (57)
Matt Groening (58)
Jane Seymour (61)
Melissa Manchester (61)
Marisa Bersenson (65)
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Happy Bartday, Matt Groening.
I love you best for "Life in Hell." It got me thru blabla years of corporate bullshit. You da mantoon.
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Janice's 'No Lifeguard On Duty' was friggin' amazing. I seriously could not put it down and would basically read it until I was nodding off.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
HB Matt Groening-rhymes with complaining.
Tyroan: Thank You!! :)
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Happy Birthday LisaRose! xoxo
I totally thought she was in her late 60s, maybe even 70.
Only 57?! She looks more like the molten carcass of someone who was 57 back in 1825.
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
Which one is Janice???
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I've seen pictures of Janice without makeup (we all have) and based on those, I seriously thought she was in her 60s. Oi vey.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY AND I'LL CRY IF I WANT TO!!! I'm 49. Heck, I'll save the tears for next year!
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Submitted by beakers bitch on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 11:15am.
Submitted by RichBitch on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 9:14am.
HB Melissa Manchester! http://youtu.be/lE3TdpJQUpk
LOL!! Love that movie, love that scene.
Hahahah love it! I used to have a still from that scene as my avie!
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
HB MELISSA MANCHESTER...She had a good run back in the early 80'S:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rsprU1ie3o&feature=related
HB sluts, almost didn't recognize anyone today. Luckily the funny DListers on here have corrected that! :)
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"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?"MK
WHO CARES!!! & WHO CARES: THE SEQUEL!!! - MK on Justin
@Mabel
how Gay of you to ask on Melissa Manchester's Birthday ;)
I'm in again this year!
Two questions:
1) Is that a real monkey?
2) Is it weeping?
I am waaaay too sleepy to deal with this picture right now - it is straight out of an accidental airplane glue inhalation dream.
and surprisingly, the fake monkey STILL looks less plastic -
Submitted by RichBitch on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 9:14am.
HB Melissa Manchester! http://youtu.be/lE3TdpJQUpk
LOL!! Love that movie, love that scene. Happy Birthday to that funny ho Alex Borstein, Matt Groening, the beautiful Jane Seymour and Christopher McDonald, who plays a good douchebag bag guy.
Submitted by ba-buttons on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 10:34am.
Fury, your with me,
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Hey wait a minute, thems fighting words!
Mrs. Fury and Doggie are with me, there will be no divide and conquer here, I may not be a student of war but i ain't stupid. lol!
OMFG, Jane Child! I forgot completely about her.
*strings together paper clip chain from ear to nose*
That monkey is going to get a disease from that hag.
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Submitted by ba-buttons on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 10:34am.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 10:25am.
WOOOOOOOOOOOT Naked Gladiator Lubed-Up Slut Fight!
In this corner: Whamo
In that corner: Ba-Buttons
In the middle: IF and Dog *dies*
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Look, if this is going to happen I demand that Whamo and I be escorted to the ring by lovely lady managers a la Miss Elizabeth and Macho Man Randy Savage.
Fury, your with me, Irish gits must stick together. Wear your little Mexico outfit. And bring a foreign object.
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*wonders what Whamo will have me wear*
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www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
Jane Seymour is one of the few actresses I would actually like to sit down and talk to. She's also gorgeous!
HB, Janice Dickenson. You're crazy as hell and totally ridiculous, and that entertains us more than your modeling career ever did.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 10:25am.
WOOOOOOOOOOOT Naked Gladiator Lubed-Up Slut Fight!
In this corner: Whamo
In that corner: Ba-Buttons
In the middle: IF and Dog *dies*
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Look, if this is going to happen I demand that Whamo and I be escorted to the ring by lovely lady managers a la Miss Elizabeth and Macho Man Randy Savage.
Fury, your with me, Irish gits must stick together. Wear your little Mexico outfit. And bring a foreign object.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
Happy birthday, Shooter McGavin! and Jane Seymour, I still would.
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"Hang on, let me just whip out my compass 'cause clearly we're living in the Legend of Zelda." ~ MadgesVadge 02/10/2012
WOOOOOOOOOOOT Naked Gladiator Lubed-Up Slut Fight!
In this corner: Whamo
In that corner: Ba-Buttons
In the middle: IF and Dog *dies*
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www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
HB Matt Groening.
Mabel: "Why can't I find last year's D-Listed donor list?"
Wynnona Ryder: "Because you're an idiot?"
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I SO wanted to publish all the amazingly hot sluts who gave last year...some very cool people came forward to raise $2000, and they did it in 24 hours, which was simply astounding! But when I searched for the old file my computers just flashed in my face and said, "Bitch please!" I'm pretty sure I heard an audio file snap three times, too.
Last year Islandgirl slutted up, reached deep into her bra and pulled out a donation all the way from Denmark! That really blew people at the Gay Alliance away--and you know everyone likes to be blown.
So everyone from last year (YOU know who you are *wink*) please consider coming back and perhaps making this an annual gift. --Last Spring, the 2011 Big Gay Prom saw 295 students from 56 different schools and 7 separate counties.---
THIS WAS BECAUSE OF ALL OF YOU!!!!
Gay Alliance staff, board members, and volunteers brought their own partners to chaperon and give LGBT youth the opportunity to see LGBT adults in healthy and happy same-sex relationships.
This amazing event exists because of YOU. Without caring adults and financial donors, the Big Gay Prom could not be the awesome experience it is. Throwing a prom is expensive and our agency is committed to keeping the event financially accessible to youth. At a $10 suggested donation, youth are better able to attend (and no youth is turned away for not being able to pay).
DONATE:
http://www.firstgiving.com/GayAlliance/big-gay-prom-2012
Love,
Mabel
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 10:01am.
So no naked wrassling between Whamo and ba-buttons?
FAIL.
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That would be horribly gay. No, Dog, they need to do this Gladiator style. All bronze muscles and testosterone. FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
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Dark-sided!
@mabel hodges..glad to help start your morning off with a laugh...*kisses* back at you....
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 9:46am.
So now I have to fight off ba-buttons for Whamo's cyber affections, too? This is getting gross.
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SLUT!
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Dark-sided!
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 9:46am.
So now I have to fight off ba-buttons for Whamo's cyber affections
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Ahhh.... not quite like THAT doggie.
So no naked wrassling between Whamo and ba-buttons?
FAIL.
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www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
happy b-day, Matt Groening!!!
without him and George Carlin, i don't think i would have ever understood the comedy that is life.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by ba-buttons on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 9:42am.
LOL! No, no, Whamo is totally cool. You know us Canadians, we're wicked fighty.
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Indeed bud, peace!
*hands over olive branch*
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 9:38am.
Whamo, how was your Valentine's night? Are you dating anyone? (she better be gross to look at and dumb as a rock)
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Single, close to a year now so my Valentine's Day was like any other in my somewhat empty life, oh woe is me. lol (cue dramatic music) just kidding life is good:)
It's nice to hear someones getting laid anyway(hides jealousy with humour):)
...and ya just two opinionated guys butting heads shit happens sometimes, it's all good lol!
HB Bitches http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKd0acgPdi8
"He looka lika man" hehehe HB Miss Swan
HB to the Janes
don't wanna fall in love whoa whoa ...
@letinstar You gave me my first laugh of the day!! *kiss*
So now I have to fight off ba-buttons for Whamo's cyber affections, too? This is getting gross.
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www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
Looks like Janice bought her teeth at the same store as Jean Claude Van Dayum, but happy birthday to her, anyway, as I found her to be quite entertaining on Celebrity Re-hab. Embarassingly, I was hooked on that show a while back.
Good morning D-Listed sluts!! Today is the real kick-off day for the "Big Gay Prom: Born The Way!" campaign, since yesterdays antics with the FirstGiving page had me about as worked up as Shakira's baby seal friend. But everrthing is in working order now, and you can start Doin' It Hard over at the Giving page!!
http://www.firstgiving.com/GayAlliance/big-gay-prom-2012
Are you a top or a bottom? Doesn't matter, click on either link, Jess (on top) or Scott (on the bottom)!! I love both of them!
Jess works with LGBT kids who sometimes have no one else to talk to--she goes above and beyond in her job, even working on weekends with no extra pay, just to help these kids.
Scott is probably the best public speaker I've ever encountered and I've had the honor of co-facilitating LGBT educational seminars with him. He is nothing short of amazing, and if I weren't married, and if he wasn't solely into penis, I'm sure there'd be a 'thing' there--(read: me wearing slutty clothes and stalking him on the Internet).
Last year's prom was MAJOR HIT!! The LGBT kids of Rochester LOVE D-LISTED!!!!!! You can see some of their prom photos here:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/gayalliance/sets/72157626837050637/
Please consider giving. Even $5 is something wonderful, and Mabel will add you to her nightime prayer routine featuring hot tea and Mr. Marbles....(Mr. Marbles licks up the hot tea as I pray for bigger tits).
Love,
Mabel
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 9:38am.
I think you and Ba Buttons might have a thing going - a lot of sparks going yesterday, LOL!
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LOL! No, no, Whamo is totally cool. You know us Canadians, we're wicked fighty.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
Whamo, how was your Valentine's night? Are you dating anyone? (she better be gross to look at and dumb as a rock)
I drank a bit too much champagne, watched a movie with Mr. Fury by the fire and took it upstairs!
I think you and Ba Buttons might have a thing going - a lot of sparks going yesterday, LOL!
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Dark-sided!
Marisa Berenson was very cool in Kubrick's "Barry Lyndon" which I resisted watching forever but was very very good once I saw it.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Ck12nxQQ_3A/TG-x2FxBy1I/AAAAAAAAAmY/JrtP_G2RYb...
That little boy grows up to be so evil.
Favorite scene: when Barry steals British general's uniforms when they're in the pond hugging and calling each other "darling".
Happy Birthday Alex Borstein!
Janice...really?
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 9:23am.
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Janice Dickinson....yes but she's 164 million in Megalosaurus years
Omarosa...Where has this original Reality Cunt been?
Alex Borstein....Miss Swan I love you long time
This is one funny lady.
Matt Groening...that beeping sound you've heard for the last 25 years is a Brinks truck backing up to Matt's house
Jane Seymour...She's STILL beautiful..and yes I probably would.
Happy Bday Sluts
*morning bitches:)*
HB to Fat Matt Groening.
And to Alex Borstein.
And that crazy bimbo Janice who is NOT 57. Puh-lease. She was soooo beautiful.
this is the best i've seen janice look in a while...who's that on the right?
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Never understood why Jane Child was lauded as some kind of indie talented when she sang typical 80s pop. Maybe it was her "look".
Jane Seymour is the orginal lollypop head. Skinny body and a head the size of a pumpkin.
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Dark-sided!
Happy B-Day Janice Dickinson!! Yeah, I'd probably still strap you on, ya crazy, old cougar.
Happy B-Day Jane Seymour!! Truly a woman whose beauty could be described as sublime.
Happy B-Day Matt Groening!! If they ever stopped showing "The Simpsons" and "Futurama"....oh, there would be blood...
My favourite scene from Futurama, from the famous "That '80's Guy" episode...
That '80's Guy: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep?
Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug?
That '80's Guy: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
57??? Janice Dickenson is only 57??
HB Melissa Manchester! http://youtu.be/lE3TdpJQUpk