Afternoon Crumbs

Please etch Chola Betty White into my tombstone. It's my ONLY wish. - Cholafied (Thanks, MJ)

A limp, flavorless piece of broccoli is selling limp, flavorless broccoli - Lainey Gossip

Courtney Stodden's newborn portrait finally emerges - Towleroad

I think I see a 2-year-old's leg hanging out of Hilary Duff's vagina - Hollywood Tuna

Michelle Duggar's lady parts looking like Mordor isn't the sign from God that Michelle Duggar needs to stop spawning - Celebitchy

ScarJo closes the curtain on her cellulite show - The Superficial

What in Double Dragon hell is Bar Refaeli wearing? - Popoholic

Avril Lagine on FHM Australia for reasons that my mind will never understand - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Squinty Zellweger looks like she just crawled out of a sweat lodge - Just Jared

Amanda Seyfried takes us on a journey up her nostrils on W Magazine - ICYDK

Reese Witherspoon wants to bump chins with Jennifer Aniston - Popsugar

Jessica Simpson just found the perfect labor dress - Hollywood Rag

Kim Kardashian should play Hannibal, because that would be our chance to finally shut her mouth with a half mask - Videogum

31 flavors to fap to - The Berry

Bitch, please, Brit Brit pisses two of those out daily - The Daily What

Because every female singer is singing "I Will Always Love You" this week, here's Glee's Amber Riley singing "I Will Always Love You" - OMG Blog

Adele is not going away for five years - I'm Not Obsessed

CoCo's ass looks like a beluga whale taking a nap in the fetal position - Cityrag

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Afternoon Crumbs

Submitted by A.cotw on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 7:12am.

Submitted by Satan on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 6:18pm.
LMFAO! Can't breathe!

Do you know that the 'tear drop' tat means that a 'Chola' killed someone?

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In the S.F. Bay Area, the teardrop tat meant her man was in prison.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 10:39pm.

I've never watched The Today Show and never watched the Duggars but they sure seem to show up on there every other week. Does NBC own the network for their show? Of course you knew when they had a "funeral" for her miscarriage that the cameras were filming "a very special episode".

Submitted by aradia07 on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 7:44pm.

I am soooo sick of the term "girl crush".

Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 7:02pm.

Betty's pic is priceless!
Tiny chameleon is super cool!
AVRIL's sk8ter time passed LONG ago...
Cute Brasileiro fap material!

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"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?"MK

WHO CARES!!! & WHO CARES: THE SEQUEL!!! - MK on Justin

Submitted by Daniee on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 6:53pm.

Avril Lavigne Rock Star.....yeah right, the same people who think Gwen Stefani is a Rock Star. Whatever. I have no idea why she is nominated for a Juno this year....no idea.

I genuinely feel bad for ScarJo that she has let this nonsense about women`s legs get to her. Fuck. Let it hang out girl, your body is fine!! Americans still have a fucked up sense of health and beauty, IMHO.

Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 6:29pm.

Mabel: "Why can't I find last year's D-Listed donor list?"
Wynnona Ryder: "Because you're an idiot?"
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I SO wanted to publish all the amazingly hot sluts who gave last year...some very cool people came forward to raise $2000, and they did it in 24 hours, which was simply astounding! But when I searched for the old file my computers just flashed in my face and said, "Bitch please!" I'm pretty sure I heard an audio file snap three times, too.

Last year Islandgirl slutted up, reached deep into her bra and pulled out a donation all the way from Denmark! That really blew people at the Gay Alliance away--and you know everyone likes to be blown.

So everyone from last year (YOU know who you are *wink*) please consider coming back and perhaps making this an annual gift. --Last Spring, the 2011 Big Gay Prom saw 295 students from 56 different schools and 7 separate counties.---

THIS WAS BECAUSE OF ALL OF YOU!!!!

Gay Alliance staff, board members, and volunteers brought their own partners to chaperon and give LGBT youth the opportunity to see LGBT adults in healthy and happy same-sex relationships.

This amazing event exists because of YOU. Without caring adults and financial donors, the Big Gay Prom could not be the awesome experience it is. Throwing a prom is expensive and our agency is committed to keeping the event financially accessible to youth. At a $10 suggested donation, youth are better able to attend (and no youth is turned away for not being able to pay).

DONATE:

http://www.firstgiving.com/GayAlliance/big-gay-prom-2012

Love,
Mabel

Submitted by moomarse on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 6:23pm.

Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 6:41pm.

Submitted by not shocked on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 6:23pm.

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I can't believe it just sat here and watched the whole fucking thing.....

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"When I'm ready to get off, I'll get off"

Submitted by Thamar on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 6:19pm.

"Doc, I don't want to fly anymore"

Squinty needs a pair of eyes before she leaves her house. She is a great actress imo
Wearing whatever ok not necessarily speaking to any current theme, but not a fashion statement for sure.
IDK is she trying for anti fashion?

Submitted by moomarse on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 6:14pm.

"Michelle and Jim Bob spoke to Ann Curry on TODAY Tuesday..................."

I would have blown up my television if this was on it.... a Clockwork Orange scene with that playing would put me right over.

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"When I'm ready to get off, I'll get off"

Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 5:28pm.

LMAO @ Scarjo's cellulite

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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky

Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 5:11pm.

Submitted by not shocked on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 6:23pm.
It's pretty interesting the timeline

Beyonce's FAKE Pregnancy EXPOSED! (shocking evidence)

http://youtu.be/dxoUYoBUyMA
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I can't believe someone took the time to MAKE that video.

Submitted by Sayonara on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 5:09pm.

That is a great picture of Ms. White.

(973) Jersey Strong

Submitted by Das ist ein Dreck on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 5:06pm.

If Reese Witherspoon and Jennifer Aniston had a child together, imagine what it would look like.
I just did and tonight i'ma gonna sleep with the lights on!

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You got a lot of money, but you can't afford the freeway