What In The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?

February 14, 2012 / Posted by:

Blue Ivy Carter’s face twin, Ashanti, has to take what she can get, so when she sees a discarded, extra-long mattress on a darkened street, she has to get on top of it and pose, pose, pose! I get it. But what I do not get is the race car track over her chocha, the 5 o’clock shadow on her pits (I say whack it or let it grow wild), the eyelashes that look like a mini version of Mickey’s fan weave in B*A*P*S, the braid band and everything else. Bitch looks like if Cherry from Punky Brewster traveled into the apocalyptic future to work at a Nascar-themed strip club. I should not look at you and have the sudden urge to run a Micro Machine over your crotch. Ashatni needs to ASTOPni!

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