Sharon From Kath & Kim Comes Out

February 14, 2012 / Posted by:

Yesterday, the whole of the Internet got a boner after Matt Bomer said in so many words that us gay sluts actually have a chance with him (that’s how I took it) and today the Matt Bomer of Australia (basically), Sharon from Kath & Kim, said on national television that she’s full gayelle. Magda Szubanski, seen on the right as her Kath & Kim character and seen on the left as herself, has come out in the name of marriage equality. The chunk of lard jelly in my chest hasn’t felt this much love for Magda since she refused to have the character she created be used in the pile of rotten spunk that was the Americanized Kath & Kim. Let’s never speak of that shit show again, foxy morons.

This was what Magda said today on Ten’s The Project (click here to see the video):

“It’s not like I was running around hiding it, but there’s a difference between living life openly and living life absolutely publicly. How do you communicate to someone what it feels like to be on the receiving end of prejudice? I was so nerve-wracked yesterday, I demolish a whole packet of Tim Tams.

I am absolutely not straight. I do not identify myself as bisexual either. I identify myself as gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay. If there’s a tablet you could take to cure it, I wouldn’t take it.

I love my work … You almost feel like you have to choose. I know you are going to ask me if it would have been hard (to be gay and an actor), but it’s only recently that things have changed. It’s only in the last four years things like civil unions have been granted.”

I was going to spend my Valentine’s Day night by going into random restaurants to find the most in love couple in the place. Then I was going to push at one them before telling him that he left a case of herpes on my ass when we fucked last week. But instead, I’m going to eat a Russell Stover’s (the chocolate, not a piece I met on Grindr) while watching my first season DVD of Kath & Kim. Happy Sharon Comes Out Day!

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