Sharon From Kath & Kim Comes Out
Yesterday, the whole of the Internet got a boner after Matt Bomer said in so many words that us gay sluts actually have a chance with him (that's how I took it) and today the Matt Bomer of Australia (basically), Sharon from Kath & Kim, said on national television that she's full gayelle. Magda Szubanski, seen on the right as her Kath & Kim character and seen on the left as herself, has come out in the name of marriage equality. The chunk of lard jelly in my chest hasn't felt this much love for Magda since she refused to have the character she created be used in the pile of rotten spunk that was the Americanized Kath & Kim. Let's never speak of that shit show again, foxy morons.
This was what Magda said today on Ten's The Project (click here to see the video):
"It's not like I was running around hiding it, but there's a difference between living life openly and living life absolutely publicly. How do you communicate to someone what it feels like to be on the receiving end of prejudice? I was so nerve-wracked yesterday, I demolish a whole packet of Tim Tams.I am absolutely not straight. I do not identify myself as bisexual either. I identify myself as gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay. If there's a tablet you could take to cure it, I wouldn't take it.
I love my work ... You almost feel like you have to choose. I know you are going to ask me if it would have been hard (to be gay and an actor), but it's only recently that things have changed. It's only in the last four years things like civil unions have been granted."
I was going to spend my Valentine's Day night by going into random restaurants to find the most in love couple in the place. Then I was going to push at one them before telling him that he left a case of herpes on my ass when we fucked last week. But instead, I'm going to eat a Russell Stover's (the chocolate, not a piece I met on Grindr) while watching my first season DVD of Kath & Kim. Happy Sharon Comes Out Day!
For those who don't know Kath and Kim, I'd also like to add to the conversation that besides being funny as hell the show is where the term "Muffintop" really came into the vernacular. That's quite an accomplishment in itself.
Haha, Tim Tams! Johnny loves those.
Yay, Magda! Good for you, gal.
@Mabel Hodges - you are AWESOME. I am BROKE. I have nothing to give, but if you have a link or a blurb I could share around, I'd be happy to.
A "Happy Things" tag? MK, are you goin' softie on us?
And lastly, LOOK 'A MUUUUUUUUUUUYYEE
Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 3:52pm.
PS--I'm working on that Diesel Truck fan fiction. I'm hoping that it's dirty.
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YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
SORRY FOR THE DELAY!!
The Big Gay Prom webpage is turtleing!(?) and won't come out until it is the opposite of Michelle Duggar (read: fixed). Perhaps it saw Ashanti's 'tang showing dress mess.
Anywho....
I'll be back on the HO STROLL SOON!!!!!!
Love,
Mabel
PS--I'm working on that Diesel Truck fan fiction. I'm hoping that it's dirty.
C-U-soon....
Who?
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"Going to Burger King to eat healthy is like going to a prostitute for a hug." Dlister Supah 8.20.11
I only know her from Farscape but good for her!
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"Joy and sorrow are life's companions."
That is a fantastic picture of her as her character. Sandbitch, do your magic.
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 12:53pm.
oh and her as a wee babeh
Ooooh, I haz found my soulmate!!!! Ophelia, will you be mine? LOL! *Ok, wrong post for this, controls self*
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"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?"MK
WHO CARES!!! & WHO CARES: THE SEQUEL!!! - MK on Justin
It's great the ladies have the alternative to trying to be attractive to men and dieting and worrying about their appearance.
Never heard of her. She seems quite happy to be gay.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 12:13pm.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 11:59am. -- BWAhahahahahahahahaahahah
oh and her as a wee babeh
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-3SahcHlPIF8/TpZ3aCzzOsI/AAAAAAAADBk/9BI1T43Qv8...
"I was going to spend my Valentine's Day night by going into random restaurants to find the most in love couple in the place. Then I was going to push at one them before telling him that he left a case of herpes on my ass when we fucked last week. "
LOLOLOL, MK! I put this up on my wall to say Happy VD day to errbody...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJTfNIPGhlQ
So I feel ya, whore. Mabel! I want to help this year. I really wanted to last year, but wasn't able. I will find you Thursday.
Happy V-Day MK!
I hope you have someone that brings as much laughter into your life as you bring into mine. I love this site and your sense of humor!
Sharon is a goddess. And fuck Kath for suggesting that she only use a headshot in her online dating profile. The bitch is magic.
Submitted by will.i.am on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 11:46am.
Submitted by ditquoi on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 11:42am.
Thats the version they made for America because here is no originality left.
Kath and Kim is an Australian classic comedy. Only Australians and a select few outside like MK get it's humour. Other than that you don't touch that shit.
Good for her!
sigh...how banal. that's like remaking Ab Fab. everyone's better off importing the real deal.
Your first VD days plans sounded pretty hot MK! "This is a BAD case of ASS HERPES you JERK!!!" hhahaha
But ok, Happy Sharon Comes Out Day! (Who cares, good for her, but still rather you give me a Boner!)
@Mabel, keep em coming! Loving these updates!
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"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?"MK
WHO CARES!!! & WHO CARES: THE SEQUEL!!! - MK on Justin
Submitted by 18thCenturyFox on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 11:52am.
Happy Valentine's Day! I think people were just joking because of the picture on the right, but I'm sure she would appreciate the fact that you would like to fuck her!
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 11:59am. -- BWAhahahahahahahahaahahah!
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"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?"MK
WHO CARES!!! & WHO CARES: THE SEQUEL!!! - MK on Justin
Ophelia! ahahahahahhahah PERFECT!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Mabel if you want money from me then the story needs to be WAYY hotter. We need Diesel Truck fan fiction.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Loved her for years.
Classic Magda
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbn6R3CNggc&feature=related
and in the gay olympics!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPanQpJrsLA&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPtqiB3TmtU&feature=related
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 11:59am.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fjygiQyrTZg/TKZR-XAWyLI/AAAAAAAAAU8/6hhEs0TQn-...
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!
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"Hang on, let me just whip out my compass 'cause clearly we're living in the Legend of Zelda." ~ MadgesVadge 02/10/2012
Okay Gobbler.... her's my next obnoxious post!! All go down on (ahem, bow down to) Gobbler, who may, perhaps, kick this thing off to a great start!!
In honor of the day where all hobags everywhere (i.e. everyone) will be stuffing their faces with chocolate (I'll do it tomorrow when the biggest *heart box will be 75% off) this morning we are kicking off..."THE BIG GAY PROM" FUNDRAISER!
Last year the LGBT youth of Rochester, NY danced the night away to the "over the Rainbow" theme thanks to all the D-Listed hookers with hearts of gold who gave over $2000!
This year's prom will be bigger and better (read: my friend is asking for mo' money this time around).
The 2012 theme of the Gay Youth Annual Prom will be...*drumroll please!*
BIG GAY PROM: "BORN THIS WAY"!!!!!!!
(herpaderp, like what else would it be?)
http://www.firstgiving.com/GayAlliance/big-gay-prom-2012
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So I will begin by sharing a TRUE story that happened to one of my best friends 25 years ago today...
It was Valentine's Day 1987 (okay, give or take a few years, who really remembers or cares, and we were all drunk back then, anyway) and Diana was in love [with her older sister's boyfriend], so like any super-slut worth her salt Diana bought trashy too-small fitting lingerie, a bunch of beat-down roses she pulled all the petals off of to throw down onto her discount comforter from Marshall's, a big heart shaped box of chocolate (*smart people see above), and then filled her bedroom with scented candles and flowers from Walgreen's. Diana set everything up and then lay in wait for her [sister's] man.
So.. several hours later MD (I'm calling him Mr. Douche) shows up and he subsequently fills Diana's alotted time slot *ahem*---yes, this was AFTER he visited the sister.
This went on for about a year.
MD was either the smartest tool (and I do mean "tool") in the shed for hobaggin' sisters, in which case we should all stand up and slow clap, or this guy was the douchiest douche who ever douched.
You decide.
Love,
Mabel
xoxo
NOW I'm going to yoga! Smell ya later!
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 11:42am.
Millions of straight men are crying!!!!
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I don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
I don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat
She's too fat
She's too fat for me
Can she prance up a hill?
No, no, no, no, no
Can she dance a quadrille?
No, no, no, no, no
Does she fit in your coupe?
By herself she's a group
Could she possibly
Sit upon your knee?
No, no, no
*waits to duck extra wide thrown shoes*
But what, pacifically, does she mean by "gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay"?
Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 12:00pm.
Perfect!!
http://www.firstgiving.com/GayAlliance/big-gay-prom-2012
This is a perfect post to begin trolling for the BIG GAY PROM: "BORN THIS WAY" prom donations!!
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Day-um I gotta donate this year!
*slowly comes around to Migraineuse's point of view*
gah-coffee jitters
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 11:59am.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fjygiQyrTZg/TKZR-XAWyLI/AAAAAAAAAU8/6hhEs0TQn-...
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Perfect!!
http://www.firstgiving.com/GayAlliance/big-gay-prom-2012
This is a perfect post to begin trolling for the BIG GAY PROM: "BORN THIS WAY" prom donations!!
So a great big sloppy wet lesbionic kiss to Sharon on this day (my husband won't mind).
And with that, I really have to go to my yoga class....so I WILL be back later to hit the ho stroll for prom money in a really big way!!
Don't worry, I'll stop after 30 hours, I swear!!
Love,
Mabel
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fjygiQyrTZg/TKZR-XAWyLI/AAAAAAAAAU8/6hhEs0TQn-...
gay, straight whatever, she's pretty flipping funny, and so happy she didnt allow her character used in the shitastic version of the show.
First things first. Tim Tams are ok, but not a patch on Jaffa cakes!
Look at me, look at me look at me. now I have one thing to say to you....
Kath and Kim is by far the funniest show ever. I absolutely fucking love it. So happy that Magda released that statement. She is one to be proud of. Love her!
BTW my favourite episode is the Hen Night one where they get messed up on Speed. Haha:-)
I do Pagents!
Kim K's bodyguard gave her a box of Tim Tams on an epi once.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by will.i.am on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 11:52am.
Tim Tams are the best fucking thing ever invented. Don't mess with that shit.
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Tim Tams sound gay
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Magda looks so pretty when not in character. Good for her on coming out.
ba-button: Yeah you do that but with tea or coffee so it melts the insides. It's orgasmic.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 11:48am.
Tim Tams are the best fucking thing ever invented. Don't mess with that shit.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 11:48am.
and what the FUCK are Tim Tams?!?!? (let's find out together since it's Valentine's Day)
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Tim Tams!!! Only the most awesome cookie in the world. They are little, rectangular chocolate covered biscuits with creamy chocolate filling.
Apparently, you are supposed to bite the ends off and then use them like a cookie straw to drink your milk.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
Kath & Kim was an Australian program which was absolutely brilliant, that they decided to bring over here. Sadly, it didn't work out for Shannon & Blair, but the original series is probably uploaded somewhere on the net.
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Submitted by ditquoi on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 11:42am.
I thought Selma Blair and Molly Shannon were Kath & Kim *shrug*
Tim Tams is Aussie for dark meat chocha!
(kidding they are good, I've had them)
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Considering some of the " You can have her comments "...I don't despair much for males anymore, probably because I could anguish over females just as easily, but if I could be a lesbian out of sheer irritation for the XY, I would. Happy Fucking Valentine's Day. I remain bitter despite my coupling.
Edit: I take it back. The females here can be just as fucking stupid.
"This better be important Jack, I was bidding on a bag of bras on ebay."
Liz Lemon
"I love my work ..."
carpet chewing?!
and what the FUCK are Tim Tams?!?!? (let's find out together since it's Valentine's Day)
http://nyceats.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/us-vs-australia-tim-tams-013....
hmmm might be kewl.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
LMFAO Snowho! Kill shot.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by ditquoi on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 11:42am.
Thats the version they made for America because here is no originality left.
Kath and Kim is an Australian classic comedy. Only Australians and a select few outside like MK get it's humour. Other than that you don't touch that shit.
Good for her!
Someone that looks like 'Paaat' just proposed to his gf on HLN. Wish she would've said no. LOL. He's my Prince Charming. This is a love is blind moment.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
I thought Selma Blair and Molly Shannon were Kath & Kim *shrug* :D
Millions of straight men are crying!!!!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
she looks like Miranda's type of lady
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Who is she?!