PETA Says Vegans Bring It Harder

February 14, 2012 / Posted by:

Does getting power fucked into a neck brace sound like a good time to you? If it does, then please call up David Cronenberg, because I’m sure he’ll want to turn your sucio fantasies into a movie. Then, take advice of those crazies at PETA and get with a vegan, because only grazing on grass turns a trick into a whiplash-giving, pussy-chaffing, crotch-breaking, concussion-inflicting violent hump machine.

Oh, PETA, if you’re trying to make us miss the Photoshopped titties of E-listers in your ads, then it’s working.

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