PETA Says Vegans Bring It Harder

Does getting power fucked into a neck brace sound like a good time to you? If it does, then please call up David Cronenberg, because I'm sure he'll want to turn your sucio fantasies into a movie. Then, take advice of those crazies at PETA and get with a vegan, because only grazing on grass turns a trick into a whiplash-giving, pussy-chaffing, crotch-breaking, concussion-inflicting violent hump machine.

Oh, PETA, if you're trying to make us miss the Photoshopped titties of E-listers in your ads, then it's working.

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 7:02am.

Submitted by Helena on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 11:05am.

Rough sex is awesome.

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No, it's not. It's a euphemism for rape.

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"This is so over the top the director must be a Sherpa." -- Who Datt

Submitted by Libra on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 1:52pm.

Submitted by Mitchymitch on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 4:29am.

Not eating meat, dairy products, and honey, is for the privileged first world.

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So true!!!

Submitted by Gagecanada on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 12:02pm.

The human body still produces cholesterol even without a dietary source.

Regardless, this ad is lame.

Wander Further - Drop by and see me!

Submitted by sarahjane on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 11:42am.

Dup

Submitted by sarahjane on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 11:42am.

In a state of malnutrition, organisms begin to focus on breeding, in case it dies. Plants go to seed during a drought and before winter.

The human body cannot manufacturer sex hormones without cholesterol. There is no cholesterol in a vegan diet.

Submitted by Rasclaat on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 11:25am.

So not only are those PETA freaks whack-a-doodles but depraved perverted whores now,too? "Nice."(sarcasm)I'm a vegetarian and I think they're still insane.

Submitted by Helena on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 9:35am.

Rough sex is awesome. But they did make her look like she was in pain and rather pathetic—the neck brace was too much!—until the end where she's smirking and ready for more. I like the concept, just don't think they properly executed it.

The boyfriend's concern for her well-being was cute. That all she did was throw on a coat over her underpants to hurry and get him some more veggies to eat to fuel his vegan super-strength, too, was very cute. But, again, I say, the neck brace took it too far. I mean, I enjoy the occasional rough romp, but there's really nothing enjoyable about having to wear a neck brace.

I think they should've just had her walking really stiffly or something. Maybe doing some stretches and commenting on her need to get properly warmed up before they start another rumpus. But definitely no neck brace.

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Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 9:14am.

that's not the walk of someone getting banged until they can't walk straight...that's the walk of someone with an untreated uti/yeast infection...
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Submitted by snuffy on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 9:09am.

Rough sex is not abuse! So much pearl clutching going on, as if we're suddenly surprised that PETA's advertisers are a bunch of clueless twats...

I call bullshit on their "bring it harder" claim, but giving up red meat actually can make your spunk taste sweeter and less rubber-band-ish so they should spin that angle instead, "Go vegan and get more BJs!"

Submitted by Vern on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 8:38am.

Sorry,
didn't read responses, left out that she was so into it, she didn't notice her head getting banged.

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Submitted by kissingassandcu... on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 8:15am.

This is sooo abusive. Who the fuck are these dare I say it animals! This is also mocking abuse in that when she comes back in the room she throws him a big bag of veggies because she can't wait to get her head slammed into the wall again. Fucking lame and ridiculous. Does not make me want to be a vegan at all. So much hatred and self righteousness.

Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.

Submitted by kathleenvh on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 7:52am.

LIES! PETA, you almost make me want to take up eating more meat to spite you. I hate you

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Submitted by Mitchymitch on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 2:59am.

Not eating meat, dairy products, and honey, is for the privileged first world.

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 2:15am.

WTF PETA? Dumbest shit you've ever done!
*smdh*

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 1:27am.

Submitted by Vern on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 12:58am.

But, the way I took this was the chick wasn't abused, but DICKMATIZED! the neck brace was from getting her head banged against the headboard of the bed whilst getting her fuck on

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Which is abuse. Idiot.

Implying that women love being hurt during sex is an act of violence against women.
Hiring actresses to pretend that women love being hurt during sex is an act of violence against women. Putting out commercials that imply women love (and deserve) to be hurt during sex is an act of violence against women.
Excusing and justifying this violence against women is an act of violence in itself.

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"This is so over the top the director must be a Sherpa." -- Who Datt

Submitted by Migraineuse on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 1:21am.

From what I've heard, vegan dudes can't keep the lead in their pencils. Either they're not getting enough protein or they're getting too much phytoestrogens from tofu and whatnot.

Dear PETA,
It's pretty hard to claim that your way of life is morally superior while spewing forth a constant, slimy stream of misogyny.

Not only do you not think women are people, you don't even think they are equal to animals. Would you make a smug commercial about a cow in a neck brace bragging about how Old MacDonald just couldn't control himself? Didn't think so.

Fuck you and the high horse you rode in on. (You probably had it euthanized immediately after.)

Love, Migraineuse.

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"This is so over the top the director must be a Sherpa." -- Who Datt

Submitted by NDNchief on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 12:52am.

"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-

I've wondered what veg/vegan cooch taste like.

I might not be able to get past the hairy legs and staches' tho.

Submitted by sonah22 on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 11:37pm.

And vegetarian farts are the WORST!

Submitted by sonah22 on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 11:37pm.

PETA is editing comments on their website, so now most on the first page are positive. Great.

Submitted by snowball on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 11:29pm.

Hope he hasn't been eating pinto beans and asparagus.

Submitted by Vern on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 11:28pm.

I'm the last person to defend Peta because I is a meat-eating fool.
But, the way I took this was the chick wasn't abused, but DICKMATIZED! the neck brace was from getting her head banged against the headboard of the bed whilst getting her fuck on. The fact that she came back, with a bag of veggies to fuel her "man" was funny.
And a migranieause night to you.

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 10:58pm.

I played the video with my cat in the room. When the guy asked the girl if she was feeling better, my kitteh let out a few meows that sounding exactly like, "no, you hungry?"

Submitted by sonah22 on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 10:44pm.

Submitted by bonghits4jesus on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 10:25pm.

I understand. And I know she's talented, but her look is not subversive, it's just submissively quirky. "Don't you think I'm cute, like really really cute, like OMG!"

Um, no.

Submitted by Cara on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 9:45pm.

That was disturbing.

Submitted by lovelylaney on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 9:11pm.

Yeah sorry but that guy doesn't look like he can bring it even if it was carried for him.

Submitted by mcdunkin on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 9:06pm.

I'm vegan. And fuck Peta. Have they ever made an ad that wasn't misogynist? Prime example of what happens when low IQs meet big bank accounts.

Submitted by bonghits4jesus on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 8:55pm.

Submitted by sonah22 on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 7:48pm.
girls stuck at 12 well into 30s a la Zooey deschenel...this is " progressive?"

as someone who loves grunge culture, i agree with most of what you wrote but i have to defend zooey. she's twee. kinderwhore in the 1990s had adult women dressing like dolls too... kinderwhore needs a comeback.

Submitted by bonghits4jesus on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 8:42pm.

where is her post-orgasmic glow?! she looks rundown and jaundiced. this ad is so fucked up! there's better ways to tell men that it's possible to be masculine and vegan without resorting to degrading women.

Submitted by SnarkAttack on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 8:36pm.

I guess it's ok to abuse women. They're not animals, right?

Fuck you, Peta.

Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 8:00pm.

Submitted by sonah22 on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 7:48pm.

Disgusting and disturbing. If you want to experience sexual violence in private, go ahead. But promoting this as a goal is awful. And hipster culture is ironically (ha!) the most sexist. That Richards photog guy, American apparel, girls stuck at 12 well into 30s a la Zooey deschenel...this is " progressive?" At least grunge culture was subversive enough to be anti violence. Now underground culture is more dumb and degrading for women than mainstream bull shit.

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EXACTLY. This makes me long for the grunge days of sensitive Kurt Cobain type dudes and riot grrrls.

Submitted by rotten_egg on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 7:47pm.

Ha! all right... whatever. Let them trick themselves into thinking vegetables will give them all the energy they need, plus some more to be super vigorous in bed. I don't want to have sex with a raging self-absorbed little obnoxious bitch with a pencil dick... or with a droopy ass. Thank you.

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Submitted by Janetrenowins on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 7:33pm.

If PETA really wanted the ad to be effective they would have gotten Rhianna and Chris Brown to do the commercial.

Submitted by Satan on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 7:11pm.

I hope PETA isn't against sucking dick and eating pussy. That would be tragic.

Submitted by Cake666 on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 7:08pm.

Probably because they're fucking hungry for some goddamn meat.

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For your health.

Submitted by Dannii on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 6:33pm.

peta shows they hate women yet again. i think its funny as they go after/attack women in their videos/adverts when, if society tells me right, men are more likely to hunt animals/eat meat. fucking hate peta.

Submitted by Rdeadline on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 6:21pm.

Of all the ways they could have said Vegan males are sexy they chose to use the one where the girlfriend looks like she got the shit beat out of her.

Submitted by sonah22 on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 6:18pm.

Submitted by saltydog88 on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 6:12pm.

Doesn't it sort of sound like her boyfriend went vegan and then began to beat her?

Submitted by Event Horizon on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 6:04pm.

whip lash? neck brace? if they can promise ligature strangulation I'm in!

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Submitted by texrah on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 6:02pm.

What the? That is slightly disturbing and I'm vegan.
Adding "knock the bottom out of you" into my rolodex though.

~Well, bless your heart~

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 5:49pm.

Submitted by SalmaNella on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 7:11pm.
PETA is chock full of crazy. Their fanaticism is similar to that of a religious cult. This lame ad just goes to show that they condone injuring a female but that is okay as long as you don't fucking eat animal products.

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AND I always picture vegan men as sissy nancyboys like the shorts-wearing elfin ragamuffin who knocked up Peaches Geldof.

I know it's wrong, but I do.

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Submitted by therealschlage on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 5:43pm.

a little much, but would you expect anything less?

Submitted by SalmaNella on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 5:41pm.

PETA is chock full of crazy. Their fanaticism is similar to that of a religious cult. This lame ad just goes to show that they condone injuring a female but that is okay as long as you don't fucking eat animal products.

Submitted by Wood Dragon on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 5:25pm.

The only thing PETA cares about anymore is PETA and keeping their name in the news.

Common sense, so rare now it's a dam superpower.

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 5:02pm.

that was so ridiculous! And that girl is too thin! she needs to eat a steak~ this is coming from a vegetarian!

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