PETA Says Vegans Bring It Harder
Does getting power fucked into a neck brace sound like a good time to you? If it does, then please call up David Cronenberg, because I'm sure he'll want to turn your sucio fantasies into a movie. Then, take advice of those crazies at PETA and get with a vegan, because only grazing on grass turns a trick into a whiplash-giving, pussy-chaffing, crotch-breaking, concussion-inflicting violent hump machine.
Oh, PETA, if you're trying to make us miss the Photoshopped titties of E-listers in your ads, then it's working.