Introducing The New Detective La Toya

February 14, 2012 / Posted by:

Detective La Toya has hung up her magnifying glass now that she’s officially gotten to the bottom of EVERYTHING and I’ve been waiting to see who would inherit to her deerstalker cap. Enter crazy ass bitch Nancy Grace who wants to get to the bottom of EVERYTHING, everything being Whitney Houston’s death. It’s looking like Whitney’s Calgon nightmare happened because she overdosed, but Nancy Grace isn’t buying it. During an interview with CNN the other day, Nancy said she wants to know who gave Whitney those pills and who let Whitney drown in the tub. Dun dun dun…

“I’d like to know who was around her, who, if anyone gave her drugs…and who let her slip, or pushed her, underneath that water? Apparently, no signs of force or trauma to the body. Who let Whitney Houston go under the water? They were medicating her out the yin-yang.”

“Is this going to medicate me out of the ying-yang?” is what I’m going to ask the clerk at CVS when I buy my next box of Claritin, because that is a phrase that needs to be used more often.

I’m happy that Detective Nancy is searching the foggy cobblestone streets for clues into the death of Whitney Houston since somebody has to, but somebody should also investigate why Nancy Grace suddenly cares about a case that doesn’t involve a missing white woman. Something in the milk ain’t clean about that.

via HuffPo


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