Evening Crumbs

February 14, 2012 / Posted by:

Does DJ Elegance here do retirement parties? Because my mom’s retirement party is coming up and I want to make it an extra classy affair to remember – Hollywood Tuna

Nate Naylor is a douche – Lainey Gossip

And iiiiiii-eeeeeeeee-iiiiiiii want LeAnn Rimes to stop doing this – Celebitchy

How do you say “awww” in Italian? – Towleroad

In possibly related news, Chris Brown has just put in an application to move into the Playboy Mansion – The Superficial

Kate Upton actually looks human when she’s not Photoshopped into an 80s porn anime character (I’m looking at you, SI) – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

I’ve typed Kate Upton’s name way too many times today, so I might as well go for the record: Here’s Kate Upton again! – Hollywood Rag

Adele plans to spend the next five years with peen, thankyouverymuch – ICYDK

Jessica Biel
either has a herp sore on her hand or she doesn’t want us to see her stupid engagement ring – Popoholic

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? – Just Jared

What in Judy Jetson hell is Dakota Fanning wearing? – Popsugar

If I ever need a pimp, I want him to look exactly like DwightCrunk + Disorderly

Jessica Simpson t
otally sent this to herself today – Popsugar

And Casey Anthony totally sent this to herself today – Videogum

Taylor Swift’s new video looks like a sequel to Nell - I’m Not Obsessed

A herp derp buffet – Cityrag

The scary part is that this is what I sort of looked like in the 7th grade – SOW

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