Evening Crumbs
Does DJ Elegance here do retirement parties? Because my mom's retirement party is coming up and I want to make it an extra classy affair to remember - Hollywood Tuna
Nate Naylor is a douche - Lainey Gossip
And iiiiiii-eeeeeeeee-iiiiiiii want LeAnn Rimes to stop doing this - Celebitchy
How do you say "awww" in Italian? - Towleroad
In possibly related news, Chris Brown has just put in an application to move into the Playboy Mansion - The Superficial
Kate Upton actually looks human when she's not Photoshopped into an 80s porn anime character (I'm looking at you, SI) - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
I've typed Kate Upton's name way too many times today, so I might as well go for the record: Here's Kate Upton again! - Hollywood Rag
Adele plans to spend the next five years with peen, thankyouverymuch - ICYDK
Jessica Biel either has a herp sore on her hand or she doesn't want us to see her stupid engagement ring - Popoholic
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? - Just Jared
What in Judy Jetson hell is Dakota Fanning wearing? - Popsugar
If I ever need a pimp, I want him to look exactly like Dwight - Crunk + Disorderly
Jessica Simpson totally sent this to herself today - Popsugar
And Casey Anthony totally sent this to herself today - Videogum
Taylor Swift's new video looks like a sequel to Nell - I'm Not Obsessed
A herp derp buffet - Cityrag
The scary part is that this is what I sort of looked like in the 7th grade - SOW
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Submitted by Cupid on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 2:10pm.
No... actually that's how most of us feel too!
Maybe I'm old - just don't get the appeal of putting it all out for EVERYONE to see.
Submitted by skabazzle on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 7:23pm.
Adele will be back with a new record next year, no doubt about it. It's almost like when Amanda Bynes "retired" from acting and then "unretired" in like a month.
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Agreed. A four-year hiatus is not very realistic when you are under contract. She probably has a five or six album contract - a four year break would be an awful lot of time-wasting. Also, taking a "break" when you're career is hot is a bad move.
She might have meant that she'll take a break from touring, since that seems to be what got her vocal cords in trouble in the first place. She's the kind of artist who can release an album without a major tour and still make incredible sales.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
Actually it looks like a pink neon maxi pad. With an unorthodox belt system.
A beautiful little child named Caylee is dead, murdered by the one person who was supposed to love her.
I wish MK would not mention that monster's name on this blog, at least not in relation to anything funny.
Why is she covering so much tittay? It's weird that she'll show so much groin and so little boobage. And she seems like such a matchy-matchy gal!
The whore in the picture is such an idiot. She did I'm a celebrity get me out of here recently and she would walk around like this constantly there!
Google: "Micaela Schäfer Ich bin ein Star holt mich hier raus Dschungelcamp"
Submitted by shandi on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 1:10am.
If Leann covers I Will Always Love You, she won't be covering Whitney. She will be doing a cover of Dolly. Remember Dolly wrote the song and was the first to sing and release it. Whitney covered Dolly.
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You're right. My mistake. What I meant to say was that she covered the song and and sang it in the style of Whitney. But I'm not surprised she covered it since she's a country girl and it was written by a country artist.
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl!
That is one way to wear underwear I suppose. I hope she isn`t ovulating or having any secretions of any kind....it`ll run down her leg.
I have no idea what Biel sees in Justin T. They have to be bearding for one another.
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I sort of ...like that Taylor Swift song. She's no Adeeeeeeelllle, but it's still nice and her voice has gotten better.
Anyone know who the duo singing with her are?
If Leann covers I Will Always Love You, she won't be covering Whitney. She will be doing a cover of Dolly. Remember Dolly wrote the song and was the first to sing and release it. Whitney covered Dolly.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Good for Adele. I think she's got talent, and a four or five year hiatus will not only be good for her relationship, but for her voice and songwriting. I like her, but I've mentioned 21 isn't my favorite. So, I'll be looking forward to whatever record she makes when she's ready. I think most artists need to take a lesson from her.
MK, your Mom's friends would LOVE that DJ, Excellent idea!
Those sweet wedding vids - so romantic!
Is that a bouquet of Pussaylias!? mmm ;P
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"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?"MK
WHO CARES!!! & WHO CARES: THE SEQUEL!!! - MK on Justin
Ugh. Micaela. Good body, annoying personality.
I wanna lick her bony pickled beaver.
LeAnn covered Whitney for her first or second album. I think she did a nice job. : /
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl!
that is glamour for you.
skinny bitch with bolted on tetas and almost showing her delicate flower.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 8:57pm.
LOL!!!!!!!!
Sam Ro would get too distracted and wouldnt be able to hit "shuffle" on her ipod.
is she at a nightclub, a pool or a bathroom...I am so freaking confused, and if she is out in public like that, did she end up getting gang banged, cause it looks like she must have...cannot compute this outfit or whatever it is.
She and Sam Ronson should hook up.
Reminds me of that "Portlandia" skit where everyone is a DJ.
That's not a lot of cloth to cover her bits. She better stand perfectly still or everything is going to be on display.
i hate casey anthony. hope she ODs and dies in a bathtub. In a slummy fleabag hotel. BABYKILLER
What's the DJ for. Elegance could play the spoons and she'd get the same applause.
looks like that girl is the resident dj in the men's restroom!
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YESSS! NO MORE HOUSE. buh bye bitch. sorry I work for doctors for a living.
I could listen to a babbling brook
And hear a song that I could understand
I keep wishing it could be that way
Because my world would be a Wonderland
A.cotw on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 8:03pm.
What labia? There's no flesh there!
Is it just me, or is there an abundance of three-quartes nakedness on Dlisted lately?
LMAO! Are you saying she has a 'barbie muff' down there? >:O
I haven't had time to catch up on the dlisted posts, because I'm either too busy or dlisted has been down.
Offtopic: For VD, Today I made my very first deep dish, Chicago style pizza and it turned out sooooooo good that I may never make pizza any other way again. Damn. So decadent and I'm sure to have a nice crop of zits tomorrow but it was worth it!
I hope all is well with you today, a citizen of the world! You sessay, sessay beesh! >;)
Inflamed pubic shaving bumps for everyone on behalf of Valentine's day! Yayyyyyy! (At least, I HOPE those are only shaving bumps)!
It´s the second time that useless German cunt made it on the D.
This bitch.
Submitted by Satan on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 7:33pm.
When you have that nice of a body, is a labia hammock really necessary?
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What labia? There's no flesh there!
Is it just me, or is there an abundance of three-quartes nakedness on Dlisted lately?
Yay! I can hold my headphones like a douche, so I'm a DJ now!
EDIT: she is trying to pose like Phoebe Price and needs to stop
OMG that DJ so looks like Kristin Wiig messing around on SNL. Funny.
She gets that bathroom bumpin'
Steeeeeve
On my iPhone, this nekkid trick looks like tater head...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
When you have that nice of a body, is a labia hammock really necessary? C'mon!!!!!
why is she deejaying in the toilet?
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
LeAnn has an amazing voice and her brief version of IWALU was stellar.
Submitted by skabazzle on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 7:23pm.
Agreed. She recently said she wasn't going to make another "break-up" record, so who knows what the outcome will be.
On a separate note, "Rumour Has It" is now the fourth "official" single from 21. Ryan Tedder must be creaming his chonies at the royalty potential.
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
On the Hugh Hefner story: the Playmate's name is Claire Sinclair?! Poor girl, first such a stupid name and then Hef's little minion beats her up for getting her tatas out at his house.
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
Sigh. I see my parent-teacher conference outfit has been stolen by DJ Elegance. I must try again.
*whips out dental floss to crochet something*
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Adele will be back with a new record next year, no doubt about it. It's almost like when Amanda Bynes "retired" from acting and then "unretired" in like a month.
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
At least she has a body suitable for a bikini (in my estimation).
What in Judy Jetson hell
ha ha
Oh, and I wish nobody would ever cover "I will always love you" ever again. Most obnoxious, insufferable fucking song ever. I love Dolly to pieces as much as the next person, but I am SO SICK of this GD song.
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
that bikini bottom... seriously, why bother? just show your pussy, you're dying to anyway,and not like that leaves anything to the imagination anyway. I guess, I was never that desperate for someone to look at me..
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I have never loved life so much.
Lol, I thought that was Padma Lakshmi at first.
That looks like one of those...Borat things. And LMAO at Leann doing Reno!
Submitted by mike on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 7:01pm.
Adele's starting to get on my nerves.
Me too.
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
That Italian vid is soooooo sweet I gotta smack my mama
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
Adele's starting to get on my nerves.
LOL Esquire pics of Kate Upton in the bath, nice timing!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Provy will be loving that Drunken Stpefather post!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky