Looks like Mit Romney already has plans to make over the White House living room to make it feel more like home. – Danasaurus Sex
“Call the maid! It looks like Ms. Helmsley’s dog shit all over the room again!” – tiny monkey
If I had a dollar for every dumb bitch that tweeted she would let Chris Brown beat her. – Ikcor
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