Tuesday, February 14th 2012
Birthday Sluts
Florence Henderson (78)
Freddie Highmore (20)
Erin Topey (31)
Rie Rasmussen (34)
Rob Thomas (40)
Simon Pegg (42)
Jules Asner (44)
Meg Tilly (52)
Renee Fleming (53)
James Eckhouse (57)
Pat O'Brien (64)
Teller (64)
Alan Parker (68)
Michael Bloomberg (70)
Phyllis McGuire (81)
Hugh Downs (91)
I loooooooove Simon Pegg with fire of a thousand suns. I'm a huge lover of British humor, and he's such fun, and a cutie, too. He was the best part of the whole latest Mission Impossible movie fiasco (okay, Jeremy Renner was pretty cute to look at too).
Submitted by GingeMinge on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 1:35pm.
Happy Birthday, Flo! I hope you tapped that at some point during the show!
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Unlikely, since Robert Reed was gay, but Florence Henderson did rub fuck parts with her own TV stepson Greg, so I guess she'd get extra Dlisted slut points for that.
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"This is so over the top the director must be a Sherpa." -- Who Datt
Happy Bday, Hugh Downs. You're like a fluffy fabric softener bear.
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Rob Thomas is 40 already?!?
Really?!?
...one of these flames is not like the others...
Happy Birthday Mrs. Brady! *passionate fondles*
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Happy Birthday, Flo! I hope you tapped that at some point during the show!
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!! I Love Aquarians!!
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Hey Pat O'Brien is 64 today so grab Betsy, some hookers, blow and go fucking crazy! http://youtu.be/o-s36dK0yQc
http://youtu.be/i9WOdnR-Nfs
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I'm not a living legend. I'm just a myth.
HB to Simon, Meg & other birthday sluts!
Haha on the match box, he's holding it just right...
That bunch sure had some dirty birdies hahaha
♥♥Happy Valentine's Day everyone!♥♥
"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?" MK
Carol had it rough. Mike Brady liked peen. Alice liked cooch and Mayor Lindsey had the crabs!
Submitted by Few Words on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 10:58am.
how come mr brady was an architect and he made a house w/ one damn bathroom?
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Because in the 1970s, people didn't go to the bathroom. They just used the bathroom to brush their hair and lock their siblings out.
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 10:59am.
Submitted by Few Words on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 10:58am.
how come mr brady was an architect and he made a house w/ one damn bathroom?
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Because! He's a FAGGGOTTT!!!
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loooolololollllllololollllll!!!!!!!!
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"Hang on, let me just whip out my compass 'cause clearly we're living in the Legend of Zelda." ~ MadgesVadge 02/10/2012
Submitted by Few Words on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 10:58am.
how come mr brady was an architect and he made a house w/ one damn bathroom?
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Because! He's a FAGGGOTTT!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
When I was a kid Mrs. Brady seemed like the coolest mom. Happy B-Day Florence.
how come mr brady was an architect and he made a house w/ one damn bathroom?
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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 10:19am.
Oh, so now Whamo is ignoring ME! ROWR!
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Huh, whaaat? no, did I miss something?
Pat O'Brien, I bet you're living it up with a bag of coke, some booze & a bottle-blonde ho on your arm. Enjoy your birthday & get crazy!
Happy Birthday to all the sluts!
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
HBD Pat O'Brien... "You are so hot, let's get crazy, do some coke".
And the pic of the Brady's makes me stabby. I hated that fuckin show.
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"Hang on, let me just whip out my compass 'cause clearly we're living in the Legend of Zelda." ~ MadgesVadge 02/10/2012
Um. Random list today. Happy Birthday Florence. I was about to thank Pat O'Brien for all the Hurricanes I have consumed in NOLA...but then I realized that wasn't right.
*blondeface*
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Submitted by dreajanexoxo on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 10:28am.
he has had ALOT of practise :P
i wonder what was on his mind when he gripped that thing?
i bet it was "meh ive had bigger"
I just had to look & see if anybody else noticed the way Mike is holding the match-box, and to my delight, some did. Hahaha so funny..
happy bday florence! is she a scissor sister?
and omg... mike brady was a hot hot hot older man, he really fulfills the daddy thing + was ghey too!!
i would have banged him till my parts stopped working.
<"Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 10:15am.
Quirky slut list today. Forget who Florence said she slept with that gave her an STD.">
Wasn't it NYC Mayor Lindsay?
Oh, so now Whamo is ignoring ME! ROWR!
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I like Carol better with that flippy mullet, and yes Mike is enjoying that grip he has on those matches a little too much.
Happy VD everyone!
Quirky slut list today. Forget who Florence said she slept with that gave her an STD.
Happy BD erryboddy!
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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 10:00am.
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LMAO!
*takes cat to friends for a little while*
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Submitted by annobanano on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 10:01am.
Awww Whamo, you know I loves ya (platonically)
*ducks from Irish*
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:) LOL!
Greg Brady and Danny Partridge are in a movie together!
http://insidetv.ew.com/2012/02/13/bigfoot-danny-bonaduce-barry-williams-...
This will not end well.
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@ Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 9:57am.
I'll pick you up & drive you over to kick Whamo's butt if need be, lol.
Awww Whamo, you know I loves ya (platonically)
*ducks from Irish*
IF: BOOYAH!
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 9:57am.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 9:36am.
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I'd never forget you either doggie,
Happy Valentine's Day:)
((((hugs)))
*balances precariously on tightrope*
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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 9:57am.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 9:36am.
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I'd never forget you either doggie,
Happy Valentine's Day:)
((((hugs)))
*balances precariously on tightrope*
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Well, well, well. I'm posting and then get back to the thread and look what I find...
So! In light f this, here is a little Valentine video to you, as a token of all being good with us (and Dog). Enjoy, my Irish-Jamaican-Canadian friend! Kisses! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZHe3GYQp_8
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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 9:52am.
Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 9:43am.
Whamo, I gave you a shout out yesterday that you totally ignored. Fanks a lot.
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Whaaaaaat!, I'm so sorry I didn't see it honest, you know I'd never ignore YOU! :)
Happy Valentine's Day:) (if I knew how to make a heart I'd send you one)
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BWAHAHA! I was waiting for this! I saw IF's shout out and I thought, damn, Whamo is toast for not giving a holla back! ♥♥♥
Happy Valentine's to be Cyber Valentine, Whamo.
*ducks shoes from IF's direction*
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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 9:52am.
Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 9:43am.
Whamo, I gave you a shout out yesterday that you totally ignored. Fanks a lot.
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Whaaaaaat!, I'm so sorry I didn't see it honest, you know I'd never ignore YOU! :)
Happy Valentine's Day:) (if I knew how to make a heart I'd send you one)
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Oh Mon Dieu, you dumb man, it's <3 or even a few xxx's. Not too much to ask, REALLY??
Well, happy valentine's day to you too. But if I catch you turfin' around with Dog today and saying the same thing to her, there will be trouble. I don't want to start a feud so I guess I'll just cross that (AMBASSADOR) bridge when I get to it.
*insert evil, Alex Forrest-type laugh*
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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 9:36am.
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I'd never forget you either doggie,
Happy Valentine's Day:)
((((hugs)))
*balances precariously on tightrope*
Great pic - esp of Big Gay Robert Reed. HB Flo!
HB Renee Fleming, a great artist and SO beautiful.
Wow, Hugh Downs is really up there .. I remember him as far back as when I was a kid and he hosted the game show "Concentration" .. the last time I saw him was doing a backstage interview of Gianna Rolandi at the Met .. interesting guy .. HB Hugh!
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 9:43am.
Whamo, I gave you a shout out yesterday that you totally ignored. Fanks a lot.
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Whaaaaaat!, I'm so sorry I didn't see it honest, you know I'd never ignore YOU! :)
Happy Valentine's Day:) (if I knew how to make a heart I'd send you one)
Good Morning and Happy VD D-Listers! Gave up trying to log on yesterday.
Happy Birthday Simon Pegg - Shaun of the Dead is one of my favorite movies!
Whamo, I gave you a shout out yesterday that you totally ignored. Fanks a lot.
I'm not even sure I'm going to wish us a Happy Valentine's Day either. I'm thinking about it but I'm just not sure yet. I will get back to you. Maybe. Depending on your attitude.
I'm watching....
Mexico was just wonderful. I'm all tanned and in ship shape.
*waits for this post to be ignored, too*
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Dark-sided!
alice and sam look like the duggars.
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"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
~Edmund Burke
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Submitted by harperharper on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 9:14am.
OK - has anyone notice the grip he has on that box of matches?
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LOL, That's too much, that seems pretty natural for some reason Bwahaaaaa!
Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 9:17am.
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Hello Mrs. Fury:):):)
Did you enjoy your time with the Cabana boys?
MARSHA MARSHA MARSHA!
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harperharper, LOL!
Flo was/is quite the opposite of her Mrs. Brady image. Had fun reading the cast's various autobios.
Happy Birthday!
that picture of Flo and Robert Reed is so satanic..
Florence has Wessonality! HB sluts..
Its not plastic surgery , its a medical condition!!
@harperharper YESSSS!!
Happy B-Day Rene Fleming!! I still like Callas best but you are certainly the definitive soprano in opera for the current generation. Curse you for telling my opera singer-ex that she should never use A/C - even in the humid, sweaty depths of summer.
Happy B-Day Meg Tilly!! Always thought that you and your sister were hot - cute with a sly smile, that sexy voice, curvy bod and sweet rack.
Bad B-Day to Pat O'Brien. The worst kind of brainless talking head there is. I always knew you were a weirdo, not surprised when you left women you barely knew pervy, stalker voice mails.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
I watched a rerun of this mess a few months ago. What a saccharine, cheesy, sick-making show this was. Dear God. I still want to kick Alice and Sam.
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HB to Florence Henderson, Rob Thomas, James Eckhouse and Hugh Downs
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---HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, SLUTS!!---
(..and happy birthday, to Rob Thomas, because I love the rumor that your wife walked in on you teabagging Tom Cruise)
In honor of the day where all hobags everywhere (i.e. everyone) will be stuffing their faces with chocolate (I'll do it tomorrow when the biggest *heart box will be 75% off) this morning we are kicking off..."THE BIG GAY PROM" FUNDRAISER!
Last year the LGBT youth of Rochester, NY danced the night away to the "over the Rainbow" theme thanks to all the D-Listed hookers with hearts of gold who gave over $2000!
This year's prom will be bigger and better (read: my friend is asking for mo' money this time around).
The 2012 theme of the Gay Youth Annual Prom will be...*drumroll please!*
BIG GAY PROM: "BORN THIS WAY"!!!!!!!
(herpaderp, like what else would it be?)
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So I will begin by sharing a TRUE story that happened to one of my best friends 25 years ago today...
It was Valentine's Day 1987 (okay, give or take a few years, who really remembers or cares, and we were all drunk back then, anyway) and Diana was in love [with her older sister's boyfriend], so like any super-slut worth her salt Diana bought trashy too-small fitting lingerie, a bunch of beat-down roses she pulled all the petals off of to throw down onto her discount comforter from Marshall's, a big heart shaped box of chocolate (*smart people see above), and then filled her bedroom with scented candles and flowers from Walgreen's. Diana set everything up and then lay in wait for her [sister's] man.
So.. several hours later MD (I'm calling him Mr. Douche) shows up and he subsequently fills Diana's alotted time slot *ahem*---yes, this was AFTER he visited the sister.
This went on for about a year.
MD was either the smartest tool (and I do mean "tool") in the shed for hobaggin' sisters, in which case we should all stand up and slow clap, or this guy was the douchiest douche who ever douched.
You decide.
Love,
Mabel
xoxo
Back later with more BGP details...
Happy birthday to Pat O'Brien. May your special day be filled with hookers and coke!
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