Billy Bob Thornton Is Making A Movie About His Marriage To Angie Jo
Just when I was starting to forget that once upon a gross Billy Bob Thornton and Angie Jolie poured grenadine syrup into a vial necklace to make all of us think that they are so crazy that they fucked the blood out of each other, he has to barf it up all over again. Billy Bob is at the Berlin International Film Festival promoting his new movie Jayne Mansfield's Car (???) and he talked about the screenplay he's working on with his writing partner right now. And Then We Drove is some movie about a dude who goes on a road trip, picks up a hitchhiking ho along the way, falls in love with her and then makes millions of people eye vomit their retinas off by groping on each other at movie premieres.
The producer of And Then We Drove, Alexander Rodnyansky, tells Variety that the movie was sort of inspired by Billy Bob's marriage to St. Angie. They'll start shooting all around the West Coast as soon as the script is done.
I'm all for Billy Bob doing a Kalifornia meets Fear & Loathing movie starring Jennifer Aniston as Angelina (please do this, Billy Bob), but it's obvious that his next movie should be a feature film version of Lazy Town and he should play the villain. Billy Bob's second face was born at the Botox needle just to play that role.
What did you do, Billy Bob? To your face! From the the hairy tooth under his lip to his frozen forehead to the beaver carcass on his head... I can't. Billy Bob looks like a Botoxed otter who tried to escape the zoo by dressing in disguise as John Travolta. I swear, the Glade candle on my coffee table can make more facial expressions than Billy Bob can.
Botox and Just for Men clearance is not a good combination.
Maybe Tommy Lee Jones could play him. They're about the same age :)
He's repulsive.
This could revive Joe Piscapo's career: "I'm from Arkansas, are you from Arkansas"?
This will make Angelina's ego even bigger. I can see her saying that Billy Bob is still in love with her.
omfg, he looks like that whimpy whiny alkie david cassidy on estrogen.
dumbass oughtta know that his his dried-up dogshit hairpiece looks fake and he looks like a cadaver in all that makeup and botox.
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i hope he makes a movie about his fucking angelina jolie all over the place -just to embarrass the eva-liv-lovin shit outta her and bradski.
it'll tank like a muthaclunker but at least it'll be good cable fodder and play on eternally.
anyway, this supreme douche-of douches (bbt, not me) will never redeem his true LOSER character that he revealed on that canadian radio talk show ... i really felt bad for his bandmates as they watched/listened to billy torpedo their dreams and hard work in an instant because of his delusional sense of self.
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*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 4:58pm.
Submitted by ba-buttons on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 4:43pm.
Come to Toronto. Canadian media is much smaller than American and the 'stars' are fairly accessible. I'll introduce you to your hero Gianny and you'll she what bitchy little ass he is.
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Dark-sided!
Everything about him grosses me out.
About that CBC video....
Well what Ba-Buttons said!
Why agree not to ask something then ask it anyway?
If he had any integrity or "professionalism" he would of said off the bat "no way! the only reason your band is playing this show is because you're a famous actor".
You. Do. Not. Kiss. And. Tell. Never! I thought he was married, but he is constantly talking about Angelina? Imagine how horrible his wife must feel. Poor woman!
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Who's gonna play BB?
Incidently, I will not see regardless.
Get a new colorist, Billie Bob. Strange, strange man.
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Submitted by fleabell on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 6:05pm.
Ha ha, Lazy Town's Robbie Rotten - that was a good kids' show. The gymnastics guy who played the star was hot.
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Agreed! Minus the pointy plastic 'stache, though. Icelandic superbeing, him.
BBT is a douche beyond belief in that video--what a complete fucking pretentious tool.
The funny part is that he thinks that anyone gives a shit about his "music." LOL. What an asshole.
Submitted by Andrei on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 6:17pm.
All I can say about Angelina and her taste in men (and maybe women, too), past and present, is that she is easily impressed.
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HAHA!
Also LOL @ "Once upon a gross" XD!!!!!!!!
That head should only be seen emerging from a shell
He used the same box of dye on his head hair and facial hair.
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
He is looking a little french-fried.
I would rather look at a bucket of vomit with maggots, mold and dead, drowned rats floating in it than look at Billy fucking Bob Thornton.
Fucking YUCKety YACK!
He's got the old man eyebrows going on.
I think Megan Fox should play Angie ho. Now she's a real talent.. * eye roll *
how much make-up can a douchehandle wear? too much according to these pics.
slutty slutty slutty - Michael Kors
I might actually pay to watch that shitfest.
Lets see the crazy through the eyes of an ex !
He's a turd. Can't stand him. Actually, hate him.
Agree with Whamo's statement.
Oh my god this sounds like a hoot! Angie must be spitting chips about this. She'll probably sue BB or something to try to stop him from filming it. BB is a narcissistic whackjob & so is Angie. BB will think the film is indie & hip and oh so deep. Angie would have loved the idea when she was with BB but not now. Angie went from the devil incarnate to Mother Teresa. She contains the crazy now.
God I hope he makes this and makes it as explicit as possible. Hope he shows the crazy that was Angelina. Love to see celebs have their ego's brought down a peg or two.
Please tell me there's going to be a scene where she does an animal sacrifice to the Sun God Ra, while speaking in tongues (Preferably an alley cat or stray dog, it just seems totally fucked up and plausible) and eats it's still beating heart before she bathes in it's blood.
He is so fucking ugly.
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I have never loved life so much.
What a scumbag. Used to be a time when relationships were between the 2 parties. Now, apparently, it's awesome to kiss & tell because there's a huge amount of money to be made. Too bad he & his horrible toupee just jumped the career shark. Just pathetic...
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"There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
All I can say about Angelina and her taste in men (and maybe women, too), past and present, is that she is easily impressed. Brad Pitt is somewhat understandable.. at least when he was once hot eons ago.
So, is he saying he sort of picked up Angie Jo one day off the street and adopted her? Ok.
Ha ha, Lazy Town's Robbie Rotten - that was a good kids' show. The gymnastics guy who played the star was hot.
I just love that MK mentions Lazy Town-my kids watch it - and that is a creepy show...entertainingly creepy -puppet nightmares
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I fuckin HATE a soul patch. I hate that that kind of facial hair is refered to as a soul patch. BARF.
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He won't even have to hire AJ to play herself.
Remove that hairy thing from his lip and their botoxed faces are so similar you'd hardly tell the difference
god, overuse of botox makes everyone look alike.. me no likey
Fucking-A, Few words!
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lawd he has the neck of a plucked chicken. :-P
Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 5:07pm.
Few words, sorry but I imagine you climbing that!!! Need to clease myself, let me go to the Dogherty thread! Hahahha
HEY I GOT SOME STANDARDS. IF SHOTS ARE REQUIRED I AINT FUCKING IT. okay maybe i will.
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Well if he's going to do that movie, I hope he includes the limo scene with he and Angie on the way to the awards ceremony.
Few words, sorry but I imagine you climbing that!!! Need to clease myself, let me go to the Dogherty thread! Hahahha
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"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?"MK
WHO CARES!!! & WHO CARES: THE SEQUEL!!! - MK on Justin
that entire thing on his head is a wig...those hairlines are just looking a bit too perfect and I swear I can see where it's glued. Gross. Just go bald and knock this stupid shit off.
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Part II:
Having said that I still had standards, yes I may have been an easy lay but only if the guy was [adjective] looking and my type. My arms were slender but with toned defined [plural body part]. My chest was also lightly sculpted and naturally [adjective] with pinky brown [body parts] that I loved having roughed up. My [body part] was flat and [adjective] with a thin trail of [color, ending in ed] [body hairs] running from my navel into my small dense but trim bush of similarly coloured [body hairs]. My
[body part] when hard was pale, [number] inches long and of slightly slimmer than average. Hanging below were a [size] pair of balls that were highly
productive, even for a teenager. Around back I had a [adjective] bubble butt
with high, firm pert cheeks that were [adjective] except for a few fine
hairs in the crack. My [plural body parts] were another asset being slightly more muscular than the rest of me with strong well defined thighs and sculpted calfs, all covered in (color) hairs. All in all it was a nice package and had certainly led to me bagging more than my fair share of [male body part] despite my [adjective] age….
Okay, so the rest drones on and on!! Who knew gay porn could be so detailed? I think most of you should have er, ‘peaked’ by now.
Still waiting for the new FirstGiving page to be loaded. Will be back on tomorrow to hit it H-A-R-D!!
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Notice how only guys over 50 are still rocking the soul patch? This freak, Bruce Springsteen, etc. Oh, and Chris Daughtry but he thinks he's a rock star, so he gets a pass.
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hey asshole: up the meds & lay off botox. your lookin like yesterday's condom.
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Trash. Pure-d trash.
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Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 4:31pm.
...and it will be called, "Tied Up: Angie Jo's Original Billy Goat"
LOL!!
Submitted by ba-buttons on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 4:43pm.
Come to Toronto. Canadian media is much smaller than American and the 'stars' are fairly accessible. I'll introduce you to your hero Gianny and you'll she what bitchy little ass he is.
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I happen to live 20K outside of Toronto and probably right down the road from you since you've forgotten and I'm well aware of the "Canadian media" because I'm fucking Canadian!
Secondly other than the introduction he didn't mention OR ask him a single question about his career once the interview started. After "your hero" turned into a little suck ass bitch he asked him what his problem was and he said "you weren't suppose mention I was an actor" which again he'd only done in the introduction.
I know you hate him but chill out and don't take it out on me because I have a different opinion!
I liked Slingblade but otherwise bleh. He looks ill and that hair, yikes!
I still prefer Billy Bob over Angelina, as in, if I was forced to be locked in a room with one of them and had to converse with them, I would pick Billy Bob.
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Whamo & Ba-buttons, things you learn eh? Interesting though!
*I didn't insert that 'eh' on purpose. It came out natural!* :P
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"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?"MK
WHO CARES!!! & WHO CARES: THE SEQUEL!!! - MK on Justin
Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 4:37pm.
ba-buttons, is Gomesh that gross? He doesn't come across that way at all. Huh!
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I know Ba Buttons HATES Giam but personally I've listened to Giam for years and quite honestly I like the guy and he comes across as an articulate intelligent person.
Submitted by guest on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 4:21pm.
Hey girl!