Monday, February 13th 2012

This Is Our Future, Part 18

After Chris Brown moved his lips to a track (TWICE) at last night's Grammys, Buzzfeed posted an ode to the rapture in the form of a list of "25 Extremely Upsetting Reaction to Chris Brown at the Grammys" and it could also be titled "25 Reasons Why The Gods Above Should Push The Red Button On Humanity And Let The Puppies, Kittens And Roaches Run The World." If this isn't a suicide note from civilization, then I don't know what is. 2012, take me away!

Posted by: Michael K


LOL at least one of them (steph_freddd32)'s account is down.

D.R.'s picture

These must be some of the people George Carlin said should be 'thrown screaming off a cliff.'

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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.

"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz

You know, these women are probably rabid Twilight fans. They figure that if a man beats you, it means he CARES. And they probably think that Chris Brown is a sad little woobie inside a bad-boy body, and that he just needs the right woman who UNDERSTANDS him.

FAUGH.

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jack-n-the-hat's picture

I would let Jennifer Aniston dress me in a cat costume...
I would let AngieJo adopt my ass.
I would let Pam Anderson squirt HepC on me.

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erinnyc's picture

Haha at "I think I'd let Chris Brown beat me." Dumb twat, there is no "letting" abusers beat you. You do not have a choice. If you want a S/M relationship, then you have a choice, and a safe word. If you want to be abused, you will have no choice or warning that you will be beaten. And if you try to leave the abuser, you might end up dead. Go for it, gurl!

Snowy lol! Did MK post that video here? Funny shit.

These girls are dumbasses.

Zedrie's picture

With their abundant lack of self respect these effing airheads will no doubt end up in abusive/violent relationships at some point in their lives.
God keep them when they do, because the universe shows no mercy when it makes you eat crow.

Helena's picture

Soooooo ... I think it's safe to assume no one's ever beaten these idiot children before? Because I really don't think they'd be saying shit like this if they had in fact been beaten before. Such shameless, disgusting, self-centered fucking fucked up things to say.

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18thCenturyFox's picture

Amen SDR

I've got nothing.

"This better be important Jack, I was bidding on a bag of bras on ebay."
Liz Lemon

Whamo's picture

I shake my head to read this but it doesn't really surprise me at all. There are lots of women out there that actually think a man must actually care for them if he beats on her. Some women seriously suffer from a sever case of lack of self esteem.

Cuz savage rage-filled beatings are okay as long as the guy is hawt!

I wish I could beat these women myself. They're giving the rest of us a bad name.

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beakers bitch's picture

WTF??? No, it's not cute or funny, you dumb twats. JFC!

Hekki's picture

These dumbasses have no idea.

ETA: They're privileged little suburban brats who would piss their VS panties if a real black person even approached them, and dial 911 on their Swarovski crytal Hello Kitty cellphones.

MissJaneTexas's picture

First of all, this shit is disgusting..I hope these girls never have to experience domestic violence and realize how truly offensive these comments are.

Secondly, he isn't even attractive anymore. He looks like a Sisquo wanna be, he got fat and his performances are weak.

I will admit I did really like that Look at me Now song until I realized it was Chris Brown. It didn't sound like him!!!!!!!!!!!

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Dirk Diggler's picture

I find those comments extremely disturbing.

WithinReason...'s picture

Could this be a euphemism for "I hate this fucker?" That would at least make sense! Smdh :p

"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?" MK

PrincessTiiaammii's picture

oh look, a violent dickhead and some women with no self respect. Is it a new sitcom with Charlie Sheen??

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suckandfuck's picture

OOLOL I DON'T KNOW WHY RHIANNA COMPLAINED!!! This are probably (definitely) your kids (yes you reading this)! Drop the ice cream scooper and get parenting please!!!

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

tojo's picture

hahaha Snowy!

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guest's picture

*smh* grammy or no grammy he's a pos imo.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

SpottedDogRanch's picture

I posted this link last night and I'll post it again. Also, I changed the channel and/or muted the TV when this dipshit showed up.

http://gawker.com/5884400/no-we-dont-have-to-forgive-chris-brown

snowpiece's picture

I hope their parents shoot up their computers

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Dog's picture

Ignorance is alive and stupid, I see.

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parissucksliterally's picture

Jesus FUCKING Christ.

I'D like to beat these girls.

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I don't really need to look very much further
I don't want to have to go where you don't follow
I won't hold it back again, this passion inside
I can't run from myself, there's nowhere to hide