Just Call It The 2012 Adelies!
A picture of Adele with a handful of Grammys is worth a thousand fishnet-covered Lady CaCa madbitchfaces and for that reason alone my soul ejaculated out a million happy faces over her winning EVERY-FING (look at me, I'm typing in cockney) last night. Adele was rolling in the Grammys and Lady CaCa was rolling in the derp. YASSSSS!
Seriously, a truck with British plates probably pulled up to the back of the Staples Center last night to take all of Adele's Grammys back to England. Adele won a Grammy for showing up. Adele won a Grammy for her Catherine Deneuve hair. Adele won a Grammy for her Louboutin nails. All of Adele's Grammy speeches won a Grammy. Adele's snot ball won a Grammy. Adele's pre-posh Eliza Doolittle impersonation won a Grammy. Adele won a Grammy for having the same name as my abuelita. Adele won a Grammy for not being that hipster cunt Bon Iver. Adele won a Grammy for writing the perfect songs for scorned hos to loudly sing to as they shred the clothes of the bitch who screwed them over. Adele will win a Grammy next year for this:
That ten hour-long show was just a waste of time. They should've held it in the factory where the Grammy trophies are made and just showed us Adele picking up each award from the conveyer belt and throwing them into her wheelbarrow while singing Whitney Houston songs.
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"Fank you" reminds me of Vrrrik from the young ones
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"Hang on, let me just whip out my compass 'cause clearly we're living in the Legend of Zelda." ~ MadgesVadge 02/10/2012
I am not saying this to be a troll prick to those who like her but there might be a small chance of somebody agreeing with me. Could this woman get duller? Great singer??? Anti-Gaga? This is just as slick and holyfuck she is boring.
Sometimes losing "the weight" can affect the voice. Shocking, but I think Adele actually cares more about preserving/improving her voice than dropping a few pounds to please the idiots out there.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 2:29pm.
I hardly know Adele's music (I don't get around much these days), but I love her for being the ultimate Gaga repellent. Finally someone puts an end to this agony.
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"ultimate Gaga repellant" is a marvelous description.
I don't know her music well either, but thought she sounded and looked lovely last night. I was only half joking about blues and opera having a tradition of heavier women. Those are my two favorite vocal forms.
*starts Jessye Norman cd*
Unfortunately, last night wasn't completely Caca free. Nicki took care of that with her pseudo-Caca machinations.
Fank you, Nicki! *sarcasm*
How refreshing that someone with talent actually got an award at the Grammys for a change of pace.
Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 2:20pm.
I loved these comments on the OP last night:
Submitted by pcspain on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:23am.
Submitted by Spoiled on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:12am.
Adele: "Fank you, fank you so much." That's the way I'm going to be saying 'thanks' from now on...
For real? What is up with that? I commented on that tonight and my 9 year old was like "Um, maybe that's the way they say it in her language!" I'm like "Sweetie, her language is ENGLISH!" But I don't think I've ever heard FANK YOU so much in one span of 3.5 hours!
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I crack up everytime I hear it said that way "FANK YOU"
Anyone else notice Gaga started peacing out of that show during Adele's last acceptance speech.
Class bitch must've been upset she got all dressed up in her best tuna net for nothing.
I hardly know Adele's music (I don't get around much these days), but I love her for being the ultimate Gaga repellent. Finally someone puts an end to this agony.
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could we please have the "This Belongs In A Museum?" tag.
Not only 6 wins for Adele but 6 wins for real vocals by a real singer who just stands there and sings without pyrotechnics, levitation, fake clergy, a prison yard worth of background dancers or autotune
LOVEloveLOVE Adele! She owned it last night & I am so happy for her
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 2:22pm.
I'd rather listen to Five Finger Death Punch or Korn. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=um0iUpzXCb0
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NOW that's more my speed. And Skrillex is pretty wicked too ... like this because it reminds me of that movie Candy which was insane as hell.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cXDgFwE13g
huh? the only one who called her fat is Few Words and that's just cuz he's a dick like that? ;p
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by Few Words on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 2:16pm.
how come fat girls sing depressing songs?
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LOL!
It's a tradition from blues...and opera.
Someone like Adele (just like Whitney) comes along very few and far between, that broad can belt out a song and she showed all those auto tune wannabes (Minaj, Perry, Rhianna (gag me she is a NASTY bitch) how it's REALLY done and how someone with REAL talent can sing - no auto tune, no studio enhancements. But what I really love is you haters who are SO intimidated by the gift that her voice is - always, always have to trot out 'the weight', what the fuck does that have to do with anything? You know what fools? Adele can and will lose the weight, she'll still have enormous talent, she'll still have the first of many grammys to come in her career, she'll still be rich and famous and fabulous and you'll all still be nasty cunts. So GFY. It's always the UGLY skinny people who hate pretty girls who just happen to have some extra pounds. I applaud Adele, she's going to be around a long time so you may as well get used to it and find someone else to hate, how about Rhianna just for being a no talen whore? Suck on that big juicy one.
"Shut up, bitch - it hurts to be beautiful" - Richie K. 2005
Ok, when he hits the high notes he sounds a bit like Sting.
jsanto24 I thought she did too but you know we can't talk about that here!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 2:06pm.
thanks Oxy, I must have missed him on there, well, um, I hope he's good to her, or not, so she can write some more good songs
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hahahaaaa....she said the same thing to Cooper that she might have to break it off with him so her ass can keep up with these hits
Submitted by Oxygen on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 2:17pm.
I'd rather listen to Five Finger Death Punch or Korn. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=um0iUpzXCb0
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"Hang on, let me just whip out my compass 'cause clearly we're living in the Legend of Zelda." ~ MadgesVadge 02/10/2012
i think my borderline foo fighters obsession spiraled into unhealthy territory last night
Gotta add too that the irony of last night was so apparent. Whitney, once the golden girl with powerful pipes and a bright future, probably laid out at that very moment on an cold metal slab prepped for her autopsy, while Adele is basking in her shining moment. Cold, cold business. Even the brightest get used up and thrown away.
I loved these comments on the OP last night:
Submitted by pcspain on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:23am.
Submitted by Spoiled on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:12am.
Adele: "Fank you, fank you so much." That's the way I'm going to be saying 'thanks' from now on...
For real? What is up with that? I commented on that tonight and my 9 year old was like "Um, maybe that's the way they say it in her language!" I'm like "Sweetie, her language is ENGLISH!" But I don't think I've ever heard FANK YOU so much in one span of 3.5 hours!
Oh and the foo fighters!! Love that fucking song!
whateva haters. Gaga looked gorgeous. congrats to Adele though.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 2:03pm.
Oxygen - this is my favorite Bon Iver song... don't like all of his stuff, but this one is pretty good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrMmr1oMPGA
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Uhmmmm....I guess I can get down with this song. Now I know who Bonny Bear is. Thanks.
Loved that 60 minute interview. First time I've seen her "talk". And Adele I forgive you for those nails other than that perfect!
Team not a clue about Bon guy.
how come fat girls sing depressing songs?
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 2:00pm.
I had no idea who Adele was until I saw her perform "Someone Like You" on an awards show sometime last year. Maybe the Grammy's, honestly, I cannot remember.
But I instantly fell in love with most of her songs.
And this is coming from a metal head.
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You sound like my headbanging mother! She called me last night and asked "Why didn't you tell me that cute Cockney girl could sing so well?"
haha! holy shit!
I don't get their name? his name? it means good winter in French right? but it's spelled wrong? is that to be tragically ironic?
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
GG - give it a chance... I hated it at first, it gets better.
snowy - rhinestone cowboy haunts me. My mom used to sing it off key and drag the words out sounding nothing like the song... that and 'harper valley pta' makes me want to pour glue in my ears.
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"Hang on, let me just whip out my compass 'cause clearly we're living in the Legend of Zelda." ~ MadgesVadge 02/10/2012
She is so pretty.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
I've heard three of her songs so far and only like one.
And women need to stop with the long, pointy nails already. I'm looking at YOU, Adele and RiRi.
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I liked Chasing Pavements and I thought Make You Feel My Love was a good cover, but both her albums sound the same to me. I get a Norah Jones feel from Adele - remember how she won all the Grammys one year and then just faded away. Still love Norah though.
And Bon Iver is a band and they're great - if you like that sort of thing.
Yawn. Her songs are unfuckingbearable. She looks better though. Good work with the weight loss!
I do Pagents!
Reminiscent of Norah Jones. What is she up to now?
I guess the product can sing live. I'd like to see Shitters get up there and do the impossible. Have nothing to offer, bring nothing to the table, living off the grid. The Grammys are a fake bunch of bullshit with the elites trotting out the next crop.
I know IF, are you expecting a posher voice? Keira or Winslet, I don't know POSH spice? LOL, I don't think I have heard that Spice speak. Ooooohh, I better stop before I get in trouble hahahah :D
"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?" MK
she looks great. so it seems the most effective weight loss surgery after all is throat surgery. i like how after she sang, they didn't cut right to a commercial and let the applause continue. nice triumphant moment for her.
foo fighters were the best of the night IMO, hands down.
what, MK? no love for Betty White. she won a Granny (i swear that was a typo!) last night too.
*still doesn't know who bon iver is* *loves glen campbell* *sings I was a lineman from the county followed by galveston oh galveston* lol.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
God DAYUM, that was amazing! She deserved every award and every second of that standing ovation.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Not even my love for Amy Winehouse can make me dis this girl. Well done.
Adele OWNS it....She owns her voice completely. She's our gift. And with any luck at all, she will continue to be with us for a very long time.
Sorry Jack, I only heard 11 seconds of it and I was out.
thanks Oxy, I must have missed him on there, well, um, I hope he's good to her, or not, so she can write some more good songs
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by super martian r... on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 1:59pm.
Don't worry, there are plenty of people on auto tune you can listen to if actual singing is too much for ya.
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--Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 9:41am.
TEAM WHO THE FUCK IS BON IVER?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! GAGa last night, no words!
LOL, I was also, who the fuck is Bon Iver, in front of me all night too. ha!
Last thumb looks like she's saying: "Look at me diamond slippers, heeee heeee!" LMAO!
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"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?" MK
Ha ha ha - suck it all you hipster, edgey and thugnificent assholes! She what talent is? You dont have to have a million flashing lights and smoke bombs going off or slutty,m my little pony bedazzed out fits! You all can suck a fat one!
oh I thought Bon Iver was the band? it's the guy?
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky