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The Rent-A-Pope who escorted the poster child for "You Tried, Bitch" to the Grammys last night.
In her attempt to go Full CaCa last night, Little Red Riding Ho picked up a Pope from the Vatican's central casting office and hired him to partake in her doark-sided fuckery parade down the red carpet. This level 1 STUNT QUEEN move had about as much flavor as the first communion wafer I spit into my hand at Sunday mass. While my abuelita was wondering why the Pope took a slightly mentally challenged black altar boy in a monk hood to the Grammys, I was wondering what was going through the head of the hired pepaw in Pope drag. Dude is probably thinking to himself that this gig is even more stupid than the time a group of Third Rock from the Sun fans hired him as a John Lithgow impersonator (this Pope does look a little Lithgowy) to referee their cosplay orgy. I guess you gotta do what you gotta do to keep the Werther's Originals on the table.
I'm all for Nicki Minaj molesting the image of the Catholic Church for the sake of her (f)art (because nobody's EVER done that before), but could this bitch at least do her research first? The Pope would never be seen in public in a pair of Rockport boots from DSW. Any ho who dares put anything but Prada on the Pope's feet will find their soles rotting in Crocs in the 9th circle of HELL! Not decorating the Pope's hooves in red Prada loafers is the ultimate act of unholiness.
And this post would be incomplete without the fucked up The Exorcist Las Vegas stage show that Nick's brain barfed up on the Grammy stage last night. I can't believe I subjected my eyeballs to the whole thing last night and it's times like this that I wish the Catholic Church offered spa services, because I'm going to need a priest to rid my brain of this embarrassing mess with a holy water facial. The only thing missing was Nicki humping a crucifix before spewing pea soup all over the place. Although, the gross quota was filled up by that crunchy mess of a wig on Nicki's head. It looked like spaghetti art. The rosary-clutching, try hard mess is below and you should be warned that it's NSFCA (Not Safe For Catholic Abuelitas):
That shit really made me miss Enigma.
Even her "alter-ego" is rip-off, Roman Zolanski...Seriously, how stupid can you get? Can we take this hack and forget about her in the next 15 mins. I would take Lil Kim over this scab any day. She may be all over the gossip news now but this is a long term marketing fail. Goodbye...
I live in San Francisco. A local drag queen, Peaches Christ, shows horror films and does a pre-movie song and dance number every show. Her pre show for a screening of the Exorcist about 5 years ago had better costumes , better and more original music, and a much better/higher production stage show with the same concept. For probably 1/100th the budget of this fiasco. (She also interviewed Linda Blair onstage!!!)
Submitted by Who Datt on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 9:53pm.
So glad you mentioned Corinne Bailey Rae. She's lovely.
*puts records on*
This bitch is so fucking ugly. She gives Caca a run in the fug department.
Here's some salutary advice to Onika: when even Britney Jean Spears preceded you by five years with the same priest/fallen woman stunt, then it's time to chuck the lacefront and pick up a microphone. You'd be surprised at how edgy a "normal" looking artist can be in this day and age. You didn't see Adele, Melanie Fiona and Corrine Bailey Rae doing this shit last night...and they won anyway.
I wish she would just give up the pussy to me already.
Whatever I loved it. Hip hop performances, even by women, just do the ho shit a lot of the time and out irritates me. At least she was covered and did something "New" by mainstream hip hop standards. And I love that critiquing the Catholic church has become mainstream, even if it's copied.
ZZZZzzzzzz Madonna did this years ago. Boring then. Boring now.
Submitted by lelu on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 11:53am.
I feel the need to defend CaCa. IMO, her talent is overshadowed by the show she feels she needs to put on in order to remain relevant. The girl can sing and I don't think many know that. Quite frankly, I was shocked when I discovered it. She sounds great when it's just her and a piano.
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Yes, this is very true. She IS talented and has a decent set of pipes. Her penchant for famewhoring overshadows any talent she might have, though...now everyone's really just getting annoyed of her tired old schtick. If she took off the makeup, wore a simple black dress, and sat down in front of a mic, she'd probably be fantastic...but I'm not holding my breath.
As for Minaj, as MK said...making fun of the Catholic church is bush league. Wake me up when she dresses up as the Prophet Muhammad and dons a burqa...then I'll be impressed with her "pushing the envelope."
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I hate this non important can't sing worth a shit so I will look weird and act stupid, she is not edgy just desperate. CaCa is a good performer but needs to chill on the over the top antics as well. Adele like Whitney just need their voices, and that is what people want not this headache inducing horeshit. Nicki you 15 minutes are up, you can take Kim Whoretrashian, Wonky McValtrex, and whatever other fake asses want to ride along and exit stage left already.
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Submitted by Crikey on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 11:35am.
You just know Madonna totally put her up to this and is now laughing hilariously that she actually did it.
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I hope she did! I would love her even more.
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It IS true Madonna is sucking the spirit off of whoever she performs with. Look what mess are now hand-puppy Britney and trainwreck Xtina. Justin Timberlake and Timbaland also seem to be past their prime. Now this cheap amateur makes fool of herself on this "show", MIA is everybody's scapegoat for showing finger, and Madonna's record is doing pretty well. Man-eating machine.
I'm still waiting to see some talent from this girl.
1 part Lil' Kim, 2 parts Lady Gaga and 3 parts Desperation
Yes, offending Christians is so passe now...
it's been done Nicki: Yawn
Such a desperate cry for attention by trying to generate non controversy.
Instead of shock, everyone was like.."I wonder who will be at the after party? did I remember to turn off the iron? If I head to the ladies right now, will I make it back for Album of the year?"
Submitted by lelu on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 11:53am.
I feel the need to defend CaCa. IMO, her talent is overshadowed by the show she feels she needs to put on in order to remain relevant. The girl can sing and I don't think many know that. Quite frankly, I was shocked when I discovered it. She sounds great when it's just her and a piano.
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The Fame was a decent album, but Born This Way was a self indulgent mess of an album. I know she has a voice, but now she's boxed herself into a corner with her half Madonna/half Marilyn Manson impersonation. I don't know whether she's on drugs or she's just really that pretentious.
At any rate, if she's a real pop icon, as all her fans say...she will eventually wise up and make a successful transition from what she is now to an Adele, Amy Winehouse, etc. type of artist. If she's not, then she'll fade into obscurity within a few years. Born This Way was so hyped, and it fell completely short of expectations. Let's hope her next album makes me eat my words.
In the pic where she's chained to the wall, Nicki looks a little like Coco on the red carpet before the grammys, who had done too much tanning...
-bad fake blonde hair: check
-wet & wild frosted pink lipstick: check
-thick arms: check
I owe Paris Hilton an apology. She's NOT the least talented worthless piece of crap on the planet. "Stars Are Blind" is a work of art compared to this.
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She is just the latest in the long line of "I want attention, so I'm gonna offend Christians!!!" try-hards. Time to come up with a new gimmick, Nicki (and Gaga and everyone else). It was ONLY cool when Madge did it in 1989. It is boring now.
Lol I thought that old man was Glen Campbell at first, thought she had recruited him from the audience and had put him as an actor in her show. And what WAS that fuckery she did last night?! That was a hot mess and I wonder if Gaga is pissed cause it looked just like something she would have thought of to do..
This bitch has never done anything other than fucking suck ass.
I wonder what those two little princess girls from Ellen thought of this. They probably ran screaming.
This wasn't offensive to me, just contrived and trying waaaaay too hard. As we so often say here, second-hand embarrassment. Gaga was either cackling through this or had steam coming out of her ears.
After that bloody awful mess she will forever be Nicki Minge in my mind.
"At the end of the day we live in a Christian society someone making fun of the catholic church by paroding the exorcist is childs play compared to what happens to Muslims daily in the US and in certain segments of the media."
too true slutleena, too true.
These people wouldn't be known if it weren't for autotune.
Submitted by Crikey on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 11:35am.
You just know Madonna totally put her up to this and is now laughing hilariously that she actually did it.
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I hope she did! I would love her even more.
She is so stupid.
It's not legit religion unless there's a naked altar boy hanging off that old guy's dick.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Didn't she once say that she realized she has a lot of young children following her career and that she would start to clean up her act? Was this her idea of a cleansing???
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All we have to do is watch the yearly Grammy strokefest to see the dumbing down in annual stages as it occurs and it IS occurring LOL
Horrible-- an utter waste of time-- could ANYONE have possibly liked this? The song was too low for her-- her lower register is awful...
That was too silly and lame for anyone to actually be offended.
It's simple - she's a stupid ho!
Sweet holy Jesus. This is the end of civilization. That was a shovel full of shit.
Holy shit that was bad. People in the audience were straight up laughing at her. You a joke, nikki!
It's never too late to be who you might have been.
~George Eliot~
@whamo
We live in a society where it's ok to attempt to block and protest against a Muslim place of worship surely you can't believe that Muslims have a pass on public persecution. At the end of the day we live in a Christian society someone making fun of the catholic church by paroding the exorcist is childs play compared to what happens to Muslims daily in the US and in certain segments of the media.
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Rap is officially dead...nothing left to see but the carcas that nicki minaj dragged across the stage last night. I thought for a second I was watching the MTV music video awards with that dumb ass opener.
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Holy crapoli !
More proof, grammy's are lame phony awards having little to do with musical accomplishment or innovation.
more microphone and vocal cords...Adele, amazing...the rest of this garbage, give it a rest. Smaller the talent, the bigger the shock factor has to be. Guess we know where Minaj's talent lies..no wonder know one outside of the Grammys cares..
Is it me or does this pope look a little bit like an aged Aidan Quinn?
Dog! Oh, that was a good one. I don't think it was so offensive.
Did anyone else?
You are a brave woman, and I will defend you!
Good Lord......
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Last night my Aunt was watching the Grammy's. Then Nicki did her thing and it was so awful that my Aunt went to bed about halfway through the performance. She said it was that awful she just couldn't see the rest of the show. I was in the same room but it was just backfround noise to me.
Grammy's = MEH
I'm sure my Grandma was offended, but other than old people and ears..she failed. And sucked.
Today in 1633 Galileo was in Rome for the Inquisition, and yet Nicki goes unpunished for unloading that Chris Gaines shit on us. Have the mafia lost their teeth? The worst part for me was SHE MADE MAC LIPSTICK LOOK GROSS! I honestly consider *that* criminal.
"This better be important Jack, I was bidding on a bag of bras on ebay."
Liz Lemon
Pity Sister Mary Brass Knuckles isn't around to slap the fat off her bubble butt.
LMFAO Jack!
Now all I can picture is your glowing-eyed wiener!
*giggles*
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Submitted by sushi on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 11:52am.
Amen. I said the same thing with the Tebow stuff. If he were a devout Muslim, no one would be commenting about him.
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Indeed Sush, everyone is scared shitless least they offend these fanatic.
Okay, Hekki, but you have to hide me if I get a death threat!
An Arab family was considering putting their grandfather (Abdullah) in a nursing home. All the Arab facilities were completely full, so they had to put him in an Italian home.
After a few weeks in the Italian facility, they came to visit Grandpa.
"How do you like it here?" asked the grandson.
"It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful," said grandpa.
"We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place for you, since you are a little different from everyone."
"Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents," Abdullah said with a big smile
"There's a musician here - he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the violin in 20 years, and everyone still calls him Maestro!
There is a judge in here - he's 95 years old. He hasn't been on the bench in 30 years and everyone still calls him Your Honor!
There's a dentist here - 90 years old. He hasn't fixed a tooth for 25 years, and everyone still calls him Doctor!
And Me - I haven't had sex for 35 years, and they still call me The Fucking Arab!
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Nice fucking try Nicki. I will give her credit for waking me up during this boring show, but the whole "performance" was just embarrassing. I mean she tries to top Lady Gaga's past performances by hiring her sloppy seconds creative director, Laurieann Gibson. There's a reason Gaga fired her.
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