Hot Slut Of The Day!

KISSYFUR!!!! Yes, that bitch’s name really was Kissyfur and of course, he came from the magical world of foolery known as the 1980s.

Kissyfur (try to tell me that your whole body doesn’t pucker every time you read his name) was the star of his very own self-titled cartoon show that played on Saturday mornings, or Sunday mornings, or maybe it was on weekday afternoons. I don’t remember. But I do remember that Kissyfur started out kind of dark for a 1980s cartoon. Kissyfur, his daddy bear and his mama bear were all circus performers. When his mama bear tragically died, Kissyfur and his dad no longer had the passion for circus performing anymore. So one day, when the circus train derailed, Kissyfur and his daddy bear made their escape. They ended up in a swamp town and started a new life. Shit was fucked up. They made new friends and new enemies including two bitch ass crocodiles named Jolene and Floyd. Kissyfur was also one of the original #itgetsbetter bears, because he had a bully who called him a sissy face all the time.

That bunny hugging on his ass was his friend Beehonie and she was always try to get on him. Beehonie is perfect Hot Slut material, but Kissyfur won today for 4 very important reasons:

1: His name is Kissyfur.
2. His name is Kissyfur.
3. His name is Kissyfur.
4. HIS NAME IS KISSYFUR!!! That sounds like the sweeter and more G-rated phrase for tossing a bear’s salad. That also sounds like the name of Jennifer Aniston’s first born. Kissyfur Aniston does have a special ring to it.