Roseanne And John Goodman Will Be Together Again

February 10, 2012 / Posted by:

America’s future President is trying to make up for Roseanne’s shit puddle of a final season by reuniting with John Goodman to make blue collar magic again. Deadline says that John Goodman (for some reason it feels wrong writing his first name only) is about to sign on to Roseanne’s NBC sitcom pilot called Downwardly Mobile. Roseanne will play the keeper of a mobile home park who is like a mother to everyone who lives there and John Goodman will play one of her best friends, so sadly it doesn’t look like they’ll be bumping fupas on the small screen again.

This news is like an extra star on my blue terry cloth moon robe. (Note: Am I high again or did Roseanne wear a blue terry cloth moon robe in almost every episode? I can’t find pictures of that shit.) Roseanne better keep the lottery out of this and she better find a place for Crystal Conner, because she’s in need of a major comeback. And don’t you miss the old days when Roseanne looked like Marilyn Whirlwind from Northern Exposure.

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