Victoria Gotti Is Looking Beat
If you told me that this was really White Oprah trying to look like 25-year-old (in Stodden years, obviously) Lindsay Lohan with the help of a backwards discount wig named Crystal from Party City, bronzer (in shade: death diarrhea) mixed with bloody dirt from a crime scene and the make-up artist who did Pam's rotting skin on True Blood, I wouldn't call you a liar. This is LiLo at an amfAR gala in NYC last night, and I wouldn't be surprised if she once she strolled in looking like that, the organizers changed the event to benefit her instead of AIDS research, because DAMN. We can all update the saying "like death warmed over" to "like LiLo warmed over."
LiLo obviously doesn't have any friends, because a true friend wouldn't let her leave the motel room looking like Owen Wilson going to a Halloween party as a zombie Loretta Swit. Somebody needs to cover her with a fumigation tent and drag her to church for a long soak in a bowl of holy water right after they sit her down for a one-on-one intervention with Nancy Reagan. LiLo is a walking Just Say No campaign. I mean, those gaping nostril holes need a lap band around them, because bitch can snort a line from across the room.
When you're 25 and making Woody Allen look young, fresh and hot by comparison, it's time to get Jesus in your life. Shit, Scientology is the devil, but at this point I'd tell LiLo to get some Xenu in her life.
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Each time there's a new photo of Lindsay, the resemblance between mom and daughter is more evident -- and that ain't a good thing!
Disturbigly Victoria Gotti! Frightful.
She is headed for porn.
Soon-ye looks pretty stupid at a dressy affair with no make-up, stringy hair but long, dangly diamond earrings.
And see how thrilled she and Woody are to be in a picture with Lilo
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 1:50am.
Ugh please don't turn around, your ass is terrible!
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LMAO :)
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
This is just so sad. She seriously needs to wake up and see that she is making a joke out of herself. I cannot reconcile that sweet little reheaded girl with today's Lindsay Lohan at all either.
I hope that LiLo gets the help and online guard she desperately needs and goes to get it on her own because she needs to realize that she is in trouble.
Ugh please don't turn around, your ass is terrible!
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Beat Owl!
That's NOT Donatella Versace?
so annoying...
It's strange how she's thin but still has a pudgy face and double chins. And her hands look like my grandma's hands and my grandma is like 80 or something.
.. and those hands look like the Cryptkeeper ..
and cheek implants at 25? Really?
Even Stevie Wonder could clock this as a mess..
Its not plastic surgery , its a medical condition!!
I have a sinking feeling this one is not gonna be with us this time next year ...
Thumbnail #9 screams, "Whaddya mean, there's NO Cocaine at this party? its my new avitar.. my everything...
Dusted , busted and cannot be adjusted... "Security!"...
Even Soon Yi & Woody Allen look pristine clean next to this one..
its sad , White Oprah keeps pushing her on the fame stroll..
Its not plastic surgery , its a medical condition!!
Dj Tenn: hilarious post! That freakin' pic 9 comment is hilarious!! Has me in tears!!! "Whaddya mean...".
she's a spitting image of Dina. Mom must be so proud!
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YESSS! NO MORE HOUSE. buh bye bitch. sorry I work for doctors for a living.
The shit clock's tickin' boyz.
This thumbnail proves there's always a true beauty in a dark corner waiting to snatch the spotlight out from under you. Watch out.
Pulitzer prize for MK. This post is a classic !
Submitted by clarketron on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 10:47pm.
No one has commented on the fact that woody and soon yi don't look like they're happy to be w/ blohan. It's like she told her photographer to call their name... They looked and she appeared behind them... "Look Hollywood, I totally hang w/ woody."
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Nobody mentioned that?? It seemed like the obvious comment, so I didn't bother, but I thought that pic told so, so many stories, most of them dismal yet hilarious. Also, it's more of a photobomb than a photograph, on a par with the Michael Douglas masterpiece.
No one has commented on the fact that woody and soon yi don't look like they're happy to be w/ blohan. It's like she told her photographer to call their name... They looked and she appeared behind them... "Look Hollywood, I totally hang w/ woody."
I'm tired of hearing ppl say she had 'talent' and 'beauty'. Like what? If she had any of that, she would of never been in this mess. Realize and recognize.
She should be a spokesmodel for safe sex, even AIDS is afraid to go near her.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Dusty, burnt out coke whore... 25 never looked so 51
Holy shit, it is true! She looks older than Pedobear Allen.
How did she get into this event btw? Did she crash it? I cannot believe she was invited.
One more reason to hate her, wearing fur, and trust she is using, the bags under her eyes speaks volumes
She would not look out of place at the AVN awards.
I would love to read a tell all about her one day. I really wanna know just how much cocaine she was doing to end up looking like this. The saddest part is she doesn't seem to realize how bad she looks.
It's official. There really is no hope for her. I used to think maybe, maybe she'll get her shit together. But no, not anymore. Look at her.
I'm reminded of a puddle of vomit when I see Low-han's face.
Soon Yi looks 20 years younger than this trash heap. I don't know why she can't get it through her crack infested head that SHE LOOKS AWFUL AS A BLONDE!!!!!
Disturbing.
Isn't that the face she makes every time she sees a $1 bill? Old habits.....
Was she aiming for a Kim Carnes look? Pitiful.
Yeah Hekki, I saw it on tv years ago...I thought it was wierd she was a school girl and he was creeping around with her. Didn't they go to bed at one point and she was still reading her text books? Well he crawled into bed with her...yeah it should have been a red flag!
Woody Allen is one messed up motherfucker.
I think I posted about this, but I was watching "Manhattan" the other day, and I cannot believe that there wasn't a HUGE stink about his character (who was 42) dating a high school girl (who was 17). In the movie, he was taking her to Elaine's and his other 40-something friends didn't even say a word about it except "oh, she's young". And then he's convinced that he's in love with her.
I think he really thinks there's nothing wrong with it.
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Just as shocking as when you attend your high-school reunion,
and all the once-supercute cheerleaders aged strangely in fast-forward.
Usually involves a few kids and divorces though.
(white powder in nostril, top pic?)
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Submitted by kiwikim : I watched a film about Woody Allen's jazz band
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About 5 years ago I was visiting my bf's family in Spain. They're rich and the wife & other society ladies had organized a benefit for something or other. They had Woody come speak and then play some tunes. I had no idea Woody had a band so I asked the dad, "So, was he any good?" His answer: "No. Frankly, I thought he'd be better." I loved the honest snark. I still have copies of that night's photos.
MK.... I love you DEARLY, but WHY do you have to keep subjecting us to this piece of shit???
I can't take it .... *weeps*
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"When I'm ready to get off, I'll get off"
I do hope someday she pulls her head out of her ass. Yes I make fun of her too but damn she started off like all of us...an innocent child.
i can not reconcile the cute little nerdy looking red headed freckled kid with this current person. what the hell. there is only one thing more dangerous, to themselves at least, than an alcoholic drug addict who is getting in trouble with the law, and that is one who finally figures out how to be a mess and stay out of trouble. then it is a real problem. at least when she is in and out of court she is reeled in somewhat. she may live to be 70, but she ain't going anywhere.
in a way Lindsay is going through what all of us have to go through in life, see our hot young looks slowly fade away as we turn into our adult aging selves but hell people are not suppose to look that weathered at the age of 25,
Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 1:17pm.
...not that dental colleges aren't good places for dental work... just, she could have more realistic teeth than a pair of dentures. she's only 25...
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They really stand out because the originals were like little baby teefs and she can't work them big ones. Looks like when your mouf is dry and your top lip suddenly folds under and disappears.
Hahaha! That is spot on!
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 1:20pm.
Where the hell is she that she's surrounded by the runners up in a Jake Gyllenhaal, Ed Westwick and Wentworth Miller lookalike contest?
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
Where the hell is she that she's surrounded by the runners up in a Jake Gyllenhaal, Ed Westwick and Wentworth Miller lookalike contest?
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
This is what happens when one fights the ginge.
...not that dental colleges aren't good places for dental work... just, she could have more realistic teeth than a pair of dentures. she's only 25...
in the second to the last pic she looks like she's wearing dentures. did she have her old nasty teeth pulled out? are those veneers? are those knockoffs? they make her look really old and used up. like she had to go to a dental college for dentures or something.
Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 12:00pm.
Submitted by squiggles on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 11:50am.
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Right. I was impressed that he seemed so put together and mature despite all of that insanity. I've heard about his father in particular and I feel like he may have even gotten emancipated...I'm too lazy to look it up.
There are a few possible explanations for this mess:
1) she has no friends to tell her she looks like a 10 day old turd
2) she does't believe in mirrors. Maybe she's a vampire. Maybe she believes mirrors will suck her long gone soul out of her.
3) she's back on the junk
Hell, maybe all 3.
Submitted by D-vine Lister on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 12:07pm.
Its official, this bitch (linds) must only use a mirror to snort her bumps...
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hahahahahaha! Good one!
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So, my advice is you can’t make a ho a housewife. Don’t try to reinvent the wheel. Let her do what she born to do: ho. Yeah. HO. Punk bitch.
she's a fucking idiot.
" because a true friend wouldn't let her leave the motel room looking like Owen Wilson going to a Halloween party as a zombie Loretta Switt." MK