Open Post: Hosted By MY IDOL!!!!!!

February 9, 2012 / Posted by:

In today’s NSFW crossover episode between Memaw Is Not The One and Tales From Public Transportation, my new role model lays into some young trick on a SEPTA bus in Philadelphia and if I had to use one word to describe this it would be: MAGIC!

This memaw doesn’t need to pull a switch out of her bag when she can verbally hit a ho with gems like “I’m not a stupid bitch like you!” and “You see this fist?” Leave it to the older and wiser generation to teach us that you don’t need to punch your enemy to prove a point, you just need to call them a stupid bitch over and over again. Whenever I’m feeling low, I’ll pick myself up again by thinking about how somewhere in Philadelphia this granny is serving some STANK on a young trick who just doesn’t know.

Now, where can I get all the paperwork I need to legally adopt this poetic granny as my standby abuelita?

Source: BroBible via Gawker

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