Halle Berry Makes A Healthy And Wonderful Decision During Her Custody Fight With Gabriel Aubry
That oily, rank-smelling drops of nastiness that just appeared on your monitor is from potent sarcasm dripping from that title. In case you didn't already know from that cloud of insanity hovering over L.A., the joint ambassadors of CRAZY, Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry, are turning their pretty faces into uglycrazyfaces while fighting over Nahla in court. Gabriel loses his shit over every move Halle makes and Halle loses her shit over every move Gabriel makes. The whole scene is messier than a fist party catered by Metamucil. So that's why it's such a perfect time for Halle to pick up Nahla and move all the way to France to be with her piece Olivier Martinez. And of course, Gabriel is taking the news so well that he's bought Nahla a beret and has taught her how to say "I have the best and sanest mommy ever" in French. Only, he's not.
TMZ says that Halle's lawyers filed papers yesterday asking the court to approve her move to France. A hearing will be scheduled soon and workers are currently padding the walls of the court room since bitches are obviously going to get crazy. One source tells TMZ that Gabriel thinks this is Halle's way of trying to keep him from his daughter and he doesn't like that Nahla is going to live with Olivier full-time. TMZ thinks Halle has a case, because her stalker has broken into her house a few times and Nahla might be safer in Europe.
Why didn't Halle just make a baby with Gabriel, dump him as soon as she got knocked up, stage a photo-op outside of a sperm donation center and then deny deny away when he asks her if the kid is his. That's what any reasonable person would do! Because it's pretty obvious that Halle only wanted Gabriel's baby-making chowder and is trying to push him out of the picture for good so she can have Nahla all to herself. Halle is just adding another layer of crazy to this overgrown pile of crazy.
The only good that can come out of this is that Gabriel will star in a real life remake of Not Without My Daughter:
Yes, even during high pressure situations, Gabriel still keeps it cool enough to make a sexy model face.
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Team Nahla it is!
OM is a notorious heartbreaker and Berry is notoriously unstable and has had many a bad relationship - I don't see this ending well either.
I am on Nahla's side.
It takes two to make this situation what it is today.
Many people choose to excuse Gabriel's behavior. I recall when she wanted to film a movie in NY. She OFFERED to pay for his hotel expenses so that he could take care if Nahla. His response? He goes to court to prevent Halle from taking her daughter to NY. He is every bit the instigator in this custody fight.
Recently Halle agreed to a third party mediator. What was Gabriel's response? Completely opposed.
They are both equally responsible for this mess. Team Nahla!!!
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It's not easy to make me laugh out loud but MK...that Not Without My Daughter reference was pure genius.
Olivier's a total asshole, too. Treats women terribly. Maybe they can be toxic together. It just sucks for Nahla to be in the middle of THAT dysfunction.
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If Olivier is such an asshole and treats women terribly, then why is he still friends with Kylie and her entire family, years after they split?
Any parent who tries to move a kid out of the country should lose custody. I hate the bitch even more now.
M.E it sucks what happened but your mom moved you clear across the country. She took the first step in making sure you never saw your dad.
Out of country moves are not in the kids best interest. Look what happened to Zahra Baker.
A similar situation happened with my brother. The judge told the wife, "You can move out of the state, but the children stay where they are."
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Neither parent should be allowed custody of a child they named after a Disney character tbh.
That poor little girl's gonna be one beautiful, messed-up model or actress.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
He used to be so fucking hot. Montreal French Canadian guys are the hottest in the world. So what happened to him? He looks like he went from 30 to 55 in one or two years.
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Nevermind. I didn't realize that was Martinez. He was hot in his day too. I'm surprised he's only 45 though. He looks way older than Halle.
this miserable cunt has no business keeping her daughter away from this man just because he no longer wants HER.
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Speaking as a single mother with no contact with her bd *who is now dating a 19 year old WITH A KID*, Halle doesn't deserve to even have a kid. For her to deliberately deny Nahla and Gabriel of each other is absolutely despicable, and there will be repercussions. She can go fuck herself.
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Lmao I so gotta see that movie now
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Submitted by Rasclaat on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 12:18pm.
When you have a kid, it no longer just becomes about what YOU want. That's how it works. If you don't consider their needs at all, then you're a rotten parent.
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What a fucking bitch. Hope her career is boycotted from here on out by any man who's a father.
Okay, I just need a little recap on the crazy train that is Halle Berry.
She had an awful dad, right? Absent and all and a difficult childhood even harsher because she is bi-racial and had to grow up in an era and when racial tensions were even worse.
Adult life? I dunno anything. I don't think I even seen any movie she's been in, but career wise, doesn't she have an Oscar? Then a crapload of razzies?
She ran someone over and ran?
Also isn't there something about an abusive ex and suicide attempt?
What's really puzzling is that if she really had a shitty time growing up, why does she want her daughter to go through similar crap?
Not on anyones team here. They're both acting like retards and pulling the kid back and forth like a toy. Any normal parent would set their differences aside and come to a mutual agreement when it comes to spawn. Which is not the case here. Idiots. Nahla is going to end up like LiLo if her parents don't sit the fuck down.
Wow this is awful. I officially hate Halle Berry!
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Didn't this bitch leave her baby in the garbage while she went and got high, fuck her. Team Aubry!
Selfish. If Halle continues w/this bullshit, and we know she will, this is obviously going to majorly backfire. Her daughter will grow to resent and hate her. She's going to have a wealth of reading material about her mom's spiteful behavior. If down the road Nahla wants a relationship w/ her father, she'll have one and her mama won't be able to do a damn thing about it.
LOL "Not without my daughter" is the first movie that popped in my mind, when I heard crazy Berry filed papers to move to France. This is just a chess game to her, and she's playing every trick in the book.
The judge did not take Berry complaint seriously, cause he ordered co-parenting classes for them. I believe Aubrey would move to France just to be near his daughter.
WTF?!?!?!? There are custody agreements where one parent can't even move out of the COUNTY and this bitch wants to move out of the COUNTRY and overseas??? Unbelievable.
Selfish, selfish, selfish...A good mother would support her daughter's relationship with her father through thick and thin, because *remember* it's what's in the best interest of the child, NOT for the sake of convenience of the mum.
Perhaps Gabriel would like to live in France too.
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Whoever write for this site is hilarious. Halle is a complete bitch - just watch her in any interview. She's nuts and stupid on top of it and probably can't deal with sharing her daughter with Gabriel. Poor guy has to deal with a nutjob just to be with his daughter.
She is doing this for one reason and reason only - HERSELF.
Gabriel does everything she wants and yet she still punishes him.
She wants to live in France now, but as soon as Olivier's wandering dick syndrome comes out of remission she'll be back in Cali bitching about how horrible he was to her and her daughter. Gabriel needs to just go back to work and push for as much custody as he can get for holidays and summer.
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She seems to have bad taste in men but manages to out-bad them every time. One of these days she is going to piss off someone meaner and bigger than herself and Martinez sounds like he could be the one. Cray-cray karma.
So, when she gets tired of Martinez, she'll just move to yet another country??? I hope the judge sees past this fuckery. Not only is it an obvious move to cut her father out of her life, it's flakey as hell to follow some dude to another country, especially if you're not married. I could cut her slack if there was a legitimate reason behind it, like long term work in France or she was marrying her piece, but this is bullshit.
MK, you are a genius for making this post so hilarious when the topic is actually so sad. Poor Nahla.
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Poor kid. Poor father. Very sad
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"A fist party catered by Metamucil" Oh shit, you could have warned me........
I don't know what really is going on here but based on the evidence I'll include Holly Berry in the following.
BITCHES that use their kids to manipulate men are TERRIBLE PEOPLE. Using parental love AGAINST someone is so fucking low; I don't care what your income bracket is, that is some Jerry Springer type white trash shit. (I happen to think white trash is a term like welfare queens meant to marginalize a group that can't readily defend itself, but I can't think of anything else but Jerry.)
I think it's common to know at least one BITCH who has done this. It's especially bad when she's a STUPID BITCH who lets whomever fucks her and leaves his laundry for her to do while he takes her wallet.
HE WILL NOT STAY JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE A CUTE KID AND YOU ARE A CRAZY STUPID BITCH. If he forms an attachment with the kid before he notices what a TERRIBLE PERSON she is, it just breaks the hearts of the kid and the man. Next time he dates he'll be wary of women with kids.
What a f*cked up psycho move on Halle's part.
Is she trying to make sure her daughter has as many "daddy" issues as she seems to have?
I hope Olivier skedaddles the f*ck outta there asap.. preferably in the dark of night.. a foggy night!
halle is a bitch cunt mom. she is so bitter towards the father she has turned it inward and can not bare the thought of her child actually loving her father. it is a bitch cunt of the highest order. someone who is so low class and such scum they are going to use a child to propel their already unjustified and delusional hate. but it goes a lot deeper than a child. she is just plain stupid. she is so immature and stupid she hasnt learned realtions 101. there is a lot to be said of taking a deep breath and allowing yourself to like and be kind towards someone your unspiritual flesh is telling you not to like. it is extremely liberating and the key to ultimate happiness and the ultimate upper hand.
Halle pitched India (Eric Benet's daughter) to hell after she and Eric broke up. Some reporter asked India (while she was at an event with her dad) if India had seen Halle since the divorce and India said no and then started to cry. At the time people were giving Halle the benefit of the doubt and saying that maybe she wasn't allowed to see India. But that was before everybody realized how nutter she is. Don't think many people would cut her the same slack now. I certainly don't. Halle is a cunt and this latest move just proves it.
I can't believe men want to be with her after this kind of behavior. Everybody says, "Because she's beautiful." Um, no one in the whole world is beautiful enough to be worth putting up with this kind of behavior!
And I'm another person who's father couldn't care less about her and ditched her completely after her parents divorced. It's amazing how many men are like that with their kids. Halle is insane not to realize how fortunate it is that her ex ISN'T like that.
There is a clip floating around of Halle on Oprah a few years before she had Nahla. She is bantering with a gay male guest and she said, oh, if we had children I could keep her all to myself, it would be all mine, and her mentality was one, she always wanted a child to herself, but two, in her mind if you were gay you wouldnt have anything to do with a child if you made one. This chick has always had an agenda, and TMZ is reporting Oliver is now her FIANCE, because she thinks that has better standing, well this isnt 1950, this childs father has been long established in Nahlas life, Halle is done, on all levels.
I too tend towards the mom in these cases, but what IS Hallie's problem?? It's not enough to be beautiful, rich , famous, successful (Oscar Winner!!), thin and with a healthy child? Well, she does make bad "men choices," and I don't see this one ending any differently...
She's only keeping Nahla to piss off Gabriel. I really don't think she cares much at all about the child's welfare because in her mind, getting over on him is more important.
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Submitted by LMA618 on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 12:42pm.
Halle Barry is looney tunes. Hit and run anybody? anybody? Beyond passive aggressive with a dash of victim complex. She's Tom Cruise and Naomi Campbell in one.
Income tax is notoriously high for the very rich in France. Halle will probably end up doing the Johnny Depp thing and only live in France less than half the year...
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Submitted by BubblesTate on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 1:30pm.
I didn't know about that. It's pretty damn sad.
Hmmm... Whatever happened with Halles other daughter India Benet? That girls real mom died when she was young, Halle adopted her but refused contact after the divorce from Eric, thats just how she rolls. She shouldn't have any issues giving up Nahla so she can go suck on Oliver in Paris- selfish entitled bitch.
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I'm going to say this with a grain of salt because nobody knows what's really going on here. But I cannot respect a parent who would keep their child so far away from the other parent. Seeing your dad once or twice a year does not make a strong relationship. Why would Halle purposely deny Nahla the right of a father who's present? I know they're celebrities who can fly anywhere anytime they want, but it's not that easy. Gabriel seems like he wants to be as involved in his daughter's life as he can be. Team Gabe.
Grain of salt, but she sounds batshit and what she's doing is selfish. Considering all her daddy issues, you'd expect her to realize the importance of having a good dad in your life.
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Submitted by CindyC: "Additionally, Olivier should take heed and run. He must see what a cnt she's being to her ex - does he think she won't act that way towards him someday. Talk about a huge warning sign."
Olivier's a total asshole, too. Treats women terribly. Maybe they can be toxic together. It just sucks for Nahla to be in the middle of THAT dysfunction.
Halle Berry is the new Heather Mills with a side of Kate Gosselin.
A raging narcissistic fantasist playing the victim.
I nearly took a shit I laughed so hard at that title and movie poster madness.
Fuck gay marriage legalization. We need to legalize getting married to MK. NOW. Write yo congressman!
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She also made a big deal out of wanting to adopt Eric Benet's daughter when she married him. Looks like she dropped that little girl fast when that fell apart.