The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For February 9th!

"Hurblurrblurrrherr."

"Lerrblurrblurrhurr!" - Gigaboob

Runners-up:

*buh beep*buh beep*buh beep*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*

"...we just lost Sly & Arnold's careers." - Provolone

Busy day at PECS (Penile Enlargement Clinic for Steroid Abuse). Arnold is hoping for at least 2 additional inches. - burpfartsneeze

In this scene from the latest Human Centipede sequel, Arnold and Sly fight over who gets to have their lips sewn to Bruce Willis' asshole. - MrsRedFox

via Whosay (Thanks Melissa)

Posted by: Michael K

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

Submitted by bettyblack on Sat, 02/11/2012 - 3:44pm.

Arnie: I did have the 2 nuts, I am pretty sure
Stallony: No, no, you poor fat kraut! You know all the testosterone shrank our nuts to smithereens.
Arnie: Is that why my peepee is so little now?
Stallony: Jesus! Who cares? What you should worry about is your face. What happened to your fat face?

Submitted by cake coke and cock on Sat, 02/11/2012 - 10:27am.

that blurrblurrrhurr shit just made me cry. thank you!

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Don't make me quote Nabokov at you. I'll do it. I promise.

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Sat, 02/11/2012 - 9:03am.

Holy shit, Gigaboob, that is the funniest caption!! Simply perfect! Congratulations!

Submitted by tony9999 on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 8:52pm.

I wish we had met when we were both alive...

Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 6:14pm.

I think MrsRedFox was robbed. :)

xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Submitted by MaxiePad on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 12:56pm.

Your poopy is leaking, said Arnuld (or Sly, they are pooping in synchro anyway).

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I was entirely unaware of how sucky it would get.

- Gautama.

Submitted by boston61 on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 10:56am.

BOYCOTT ALL REPUBLICAN PROJECTS UNTIL THEY APPOLOGIZE FOR DESTROYING OUR ECONOMY AND SADDLING US ALL WITH HUGE DEBT. FU ARNOLD YOU DUMB GIRLY MAN.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 10:45am.

LMAO! Congrats to the winners!
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"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?" MK

Submitted by Helena on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 9:17am.

Gigaboob, seriously laughed till I cried. Still laughing, actually, and still crying. Fantastic.

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Devil's advocate.

Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 9:02am.

Gigaboob - I laughed so hard at this yesterday, I thought I was having a nervous breakdown.

Congratulations to Gigaboob, Provolone, burpfartsneeze, and MrsRedFox!

Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 8:51am.

Gigaboob, well done, I knew you were going to win!!
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Dark-sided!

Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 8:27am.

Carefully-closeted Homosexual Arnold has had so much eye lifts and fillers that she now looks like an old fish burn victim.

Submitted by urmomma on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 7:58am.

Ho shit these are funny! Well done!

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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)

The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 7:41am.

Submitted by Just Wondering on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 9:08am.
Thanks Jack...you have a wonderful day dear!

back at ya
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"The English are horrible and Oprah is a moron." 01/10/12 the refined Brit, clairey claire

Submitted by Just Wondering on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 7:38am.

Thanks Jack...you have a wonderful day dear!

Just Like A White Winged Dove

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 7:24am.

Submitted by Just Wondering on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 8:45am.

it is the conversation they are having LOL
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"The English are horrible and Oprah is a moron." 01/10/12 the refined Brit, clairey claire

Submitted by Vern on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 7:23am.

These captions were OutROIDgeous!!

Congrats Slookers!

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Submitted by Just Wondering on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 7:15am.

I feel so stupid right now,but I don't understand Gigaboob's winning response. Can someone enlighten me so I can move on with my day ! Thanks in advance.

Just Like A White Winged Dove

Submitted by Rocket on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 7:14am.

Those are all so great! Congrats!

Submitted by Datura on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 7:08am.

Holy shit, Gigaboob! That had me laughing like a loon.

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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. –michelleb

Submitted by beakers bitch on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 7:04am.

LOLOLOL, Gigaboob! Congrats, winners! Good stuff.

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 6:55am.

congrat to Provy♥ gb and alll the winners!

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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky

Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 6:54am.

cuntgratz CUNTZ
especially to Provolone !

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 6:48am.

LMFAO at gigabooby!!! awesome!! And congrats to my man Provy, burpfartsneeze(lol) and MrsRedFox!! all were great.

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"The English are horrible and Oprah is a moron." 01/10/12 the refined Brit, clairey claire

Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 6:44am.

Gigaboob, that made me laugh my ass off. I usually ignore the "Caption This" but that was good.

Submitted by jelliebean on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 6:43am.

lol gigaboob, so true.

Submitted by Anonymous101 on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 6:36am.

Congrats, winners!! Very funny sh!t!

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Happy Holidays to you too, Khloe! And may you and your family GTFA for 2012!!

Submitted by magusxxx on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 6:21am.

Arnold: "Tastes Great"
Sylvester: "Less Filling!"
Nurse: Are you guys still arguing about beer?"
Sylvester: "No, our double date with Cruise and Travolta."

Submitted by magusxxx on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 6:12am.

Both men admit the largest object they've had up their ass.

Submitted by magusxxx on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 6:08am.

So Lucas put two helium tubes up my nose and that's how I was able to do the voice of Jar Jar.

Submitted by PrincessTiiaammii on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 5:41am.

JCVD "I told her I thought Born This Way sounded like a better, more modern version of Express Yourself, you?"
Arnie "hogging the freeweights"

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I don't like you, but if I did I'd tell you that hair was a mistake

Submitted by PrincessTiiaammii on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 5:38am.

all Vadge did was flex a veiny bicep and the two girly-men ended up like this...

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I don't like you, but if I did I'd tell you that hair was a mistake

Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 2:35am.

Fancy seeing you here!
So, what are you in for?
Geez man, Kardashian DNA. And not a damn fucking chance either man, just sayin!!
You?
Fucking vasectomy.

*insert beavis and butthead type snickering*

Submitted by magusxxx on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 1:31am.

The Last Inaction Heroes

Submitted by magusxxx on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 1:28am.

At night, they'd drop the side rails and push their beds together. They'd constantly giggle that no one would know...except their heart monitors.

Submitted by Chris Knight on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 1:18am.

When action hero toys meet...

Submitted by Wookiecookie on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 10:52pm.

At first I was worried about their health and then I realized it was an add for Grape Nuts.

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 9:55pm.

Submitted by tellykitty on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 7:27pm.

"Yo, Aryan!"

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Most excellent.

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Please: It's "rahnday."

Submitted by Vern on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 9:43pm.

Yah, I beat out two guys for this role-Khloe Kardassian and some guy named Chynna.

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Submitted by webdemon on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 9:34pm.

"We should not have done the thing we just did"

Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 9:17pm.

"Arnold, I see you got the Bruce Jenner special! I'm considering it..."

"Nope, my balls are still intact, but I have been thinking about getting back with Maria..."

Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 8:58pm.

Two old aging bad actors walk into a bar...

Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.

Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 8:57pm.

"No, Sly! Only TWO of the Kardashians are mine...the others are yours"

Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.

Submitted by Saphris on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 8:38pm.

And so I says,"One illegitimate child? Maria, I've at least got two."

Submitted by BobNYC on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 8:35pm.

Dude! I'm ok with rough sex, but that was way over the top.

Submitted by DR.FUNK on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 8:31pm.

ARNOLD: I'll be back.
SLY: Absolutely.

Submitted by woodqueen on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 8:30pm.

"In Rocky XXII, two geriatric worlds collide in thunderous relief during a blockbowelbusting competition - The Terminator pulls ahead by doing a number 2 before Rocky can finish his number 1..."