Afternoon Crumbs

February 9, 2012 / Posted by:

Obviously, Dexter’s ginger beard of fiery dreams has brought him and his ex-wife back together again. No woman can resist a ginge who looks like a hipster leprechaun lumberjack. – Lainey Gossip

The Steve-O of Norway is just winking at Darwin now – Towleroad

Amber Rose looks like she’s smuggling three litters of pugs in her leggings – Hollywood Tuna

FYI: Miranda Kerr’s baby weighs more than she does – The Superficial

Jodie Marsh was robbed of a role she was born to play! – Celebitchy

Four words I was not expecting to read today: Nia Long Camel Toe - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

If only they made lights that could perk up Simon Cowell’s depressed titties too – The Berry

I see that Vanessa Hudgens gets her fashion inspiration from Courtney Stodden’s elegant armlet – Popoholic

Sarah Jessica Parker takes a night off from scaring the children by covering her cronie hands – Popsugar

I’m more disappointed that Russell Brand didn’t sign his name with a smiley peen – ICYDK

R.I.P. HouseJust Jared

The Liposuction of Venus – OMG Blog

In possibly related news, Jersey City has announced it will start putting Valtrex and antibiotics in the water - I’m Not Obsessed

KD Lang is looking AWFUL – SOW

True love served 12 different ways – Cityrag

Rose McGowan’s face is slowly slipping off of her head – Moe Jackson

Prince, come and get your squirrel – The Daily What



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