Afternoon Crumbs
Obviously, Dexter’s ginger beard of fiery dreams has brought him and his ex-wife back together again. No woman can resist a ginge who looks like a hipster leprechaun lumberjack. – Lainey Gossip
The Steve-O of Norway is just winking at Darwin now – Towleroad
Amber Rose looks like she’s smuggling three litters of pugs in her leggings – Hollywood Tuna
FYI: Miranda Kerr’s baby weighs more than she does – The Superficial
Jodie Marsh was robbed of a role she was born to play! – Celebitchy
Four words I was not expecting to read today: Nia Long Camel Toe – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
If only they made lights that could perk up Simon Cowell’s depressed titties too – The Berry
I see that Vanessa Hudgens gets her fashion inspiration from Courtney Stodden’s elegant armlet – Popoholic
Sarah Jessica Parker takes a night off from scaring the children by covering her cronie hands – Popsugar
I’m more disappointed that Russell Brand didn’t sign his name with a smiley peen – ICYDK
R.I.P. House – Just Jared
The Liposuction of Venus – OMG Blog
In possibly related news, Jersey City has announced it will start putting Valtrex and antibiotics in the water – I’m Not Obsessed
KD Lang is looking AWFUL – SOW
True love served 12 different ways – Cityrag
Rose McGowan’s face is slowly slipping off of her head – Moe Jackson
Prince, come and get your squirrel – The Daily What