Afternoon Crumbs
Obviously, Dexter's ginger beard of fiery dreams has brought him and his ex-wife back together again. No woman can resist a ginge who looks like a hipster leprechaun lumberjack. - Lainey Gossip
The Steve-O of Norway is just winking at Darwin now - Towleroad
Amber Rose looks like she's smuggling three litters of pugs in her leggings - Hollywood Tuna
FYI: Miranda Kerr's baby weighs more than she does - The Superficial
Jodie Marsh was robbed of a role she was born to play! - Celebitchy
Four words I was not expecting to read today: Nia Long Camel Toe - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
If only they made lights that could perk up Simon Cowell's depressed titties too - The Berry
I see that Vanessa Hudgens gets her fashion inspiration from Courtney Stodden's elegant armlet - Popoholic
Sarah Jessica Parker takes a night off from scaring the children by covering her cronie hands - Popsugar
I'm more disappointed that Russell Brand didn't sign his name with a smiley peen - ICYDK
R.I.P. House - Just Jared
The Liposuction of Venus - OMG Blog
In possibly related news, Jersey City has announced it will start putting Valtrex and antibiotics in the water - I'm Not Obsessed
KD Lang is looking AWFUL - SOW
True love served 12 different ways - Cityrag
Rose McGowan's face is slowly slipping off of her head - Moe Jackson
Prince, come and get your squirrel - The Daily What
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Where the fuck have I been and what the hell happened to Rose McGowan's face???
Michael C. looks eager and his ex wifey looks cautious. Run Away, Jennifer. Once a cheater ...
I love Dexter, but the story line at the end of the latest season grossed me out, and not in a good or interesting way.
My husband thinks Jennifer looks like a praying mantis and refers to her as "bugface".
OK Rose, I've defended you for a while because you really did have an accident, but at this point it is fooling nobody
Ewwwww. Nothing is nastier than real red hair. No one really likes red hair. Always surprised so many women make their hair red. Men hate it.
rose mcgowan...dear gawd...what she's done to her face is tragic...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
i love mch as dexter...and i think jennifer carpenter is great as deb...but in real life didb't he cheat on her with flat face...not cool...and i hope to gawd they don't have these two hook up on the show...yuck!
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
That Simon Cowell light story should ve made the top of the list, it's hilarious! He should sort his hair out rather than that, he s got a flat top with a middle parting, it's the weirdest shit.
The monkeys are so adorable.
Nigella and Jamie ain't got shit on Titli !
http://titlisbusykitchen.com/
I really liked the ice skating man in the vid! It totally cracked me up when he put that ring of ice around his neck.
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Why do men seem to think that the cloned Brooklyn hipster uniform is attractive? Unless you live in Montana and cut trees down for a living, beards and flannel just makes you look like an asshole.
I don't care what they do in real life, but I hope they nix the Deb/Dex storyline.
Submitted by RachieZ on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 6:55pm.
I hate to say it, because I love Michael C. Hall, but body language is body language. He is way more into her than she is him.
^^^^^100x this
It's like the memo went out that the relationship on the show was going to happen so the producers or whoever wanted to make sure the audience was comfortable with these two again by regurgitating their offscreen relationship.
He's fine with pretending to "date" her again and may even mean it but she'd rather be taking an acid bath and is grinding her teeth through every smile.
I've never got into House. Shit, I don't think I ever liked any medical drama to be honest.
One day, I will try to give Dexter another chance, because judging by my own taste, I should like it, but for some reason, could never get into it.
I do hear this dude cheated on his wife with Julia fucking Stiles, so hmm... not cool, but if she can forgive that, then good luck to this reconciliation.
I love Dexter but,...
KD Lang, that's not Yoko Ono? hahaha MK!
JFC, that Cabanel, RUINATION! That.is.a.travesty! End of days is near!
Baby monkeys! Cleansed Macaulk and Cabanel off MY eyes! LOL!
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"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?" MK
Only knowing Michael C. Hall as David Fisher in Six Feet Under, I refuse to accept that he's straight. That is all.
My ex loved House. Meh.
Got me on KD Lang too!
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
YESSS! NO MORE HOUSE. buh bye bitch. sorry I work for doctors for a living.
slutty slutty slutty - Michael Kors
I hate to say it, because I love Michael C. Hall, but body language is body language. He is way more into her than she is him.
Move on Dex.
I really wanted these two to make it but I heard he was passing the peen around. I want to like him as a person because I like Dexter but I just can't.
Submitted by CarmenElectrical on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 4:50pm.
Dexter and his wife look like the poor man's Giselle and Tom
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True dat.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Holy fuck, Rose McGowan needs to STOP with the plastic surgery. She has officially entered freak territory.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 5:33pm.
I hear you Mike.I have ginge body hair, use to be a ginge who went blond.
I'm weird in that my body hair is just like the hair on my head (very dark brown). My facial hair starts out dark, but after it gets about .5" long, it lightens dramatically.
As sad as I am to see House go, it's the right time for it to end as the last 2 season's have only had a few enjoyable episodes with the rest being just a drag.
I didn't know there was DNA in my ass!
What in silly putty hell happened to McGowan's face???
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I may be an asshole for saying this, but mcgowan looks like burn victim.
Why are you guys rooting for MCH and his wife to get back together? He was a total dick to her!
Rose McGowan looks horrible. And I recognizable. Ew.
oh Simon, you're so pathetic.
Keep being pathetic and the The Voice will keep pulling in 19 million viewers! :D
“He’s the love of my life. I adore him and he’s such a character and he’s so happy and at the end of the day, that’s what’s most important.” - Xtina on Max
denle un taco a la vieja!
The KD Lang one got me.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
I hear you Mike.I have ginge body hair, use to be a ginge who went blond.
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I have never loved life so much.
No Amber Rose stories please, M.K. Let's not make this nobody a somebody.
Miranda Kerr's ass in those photos... DAMN YOU ORLANDO BLOOM! :-b.....
Naomi Watts is cute, but I fear some aging in those photos at Cele|bitchy.
Comparing Vanessa Hudgens to Courtney Stodden is like comparing semen and the cream inside a donut. She looks good in those pictures, by the way. I dunno, she hardly gets on my nerves compared to everyone else.
Yikes. Rose McGowan's botox bonanza's starting to show; she looks like those grotesque porn stars. And Rebecca Romijn's lips... YIKES! Yeah, I'm going with Minka Kelly. At least she was voted healthiest on TV Guide, so she can throw me around a little. ;-)
Are we sure this is really Dexter and not the Alabama leprechaun?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8
I think signing with a smiley face is a cunt move. What a bitch.
The most interesting thing about the purple squirrel story is that there's a town in PA called Jersey Shore (and it's not even near the PA/NJ line).
Yay for real-life Dex and Deb! I'm only caught up through S2 of Dexter but I was kind of watching S6 while it was on...I didn't see the finale though, are they really pushing them together on the show? EEWwwwww
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
That doesn't even look like Rose McG in that photo. How many accidents has she been in that she keeps messing with her face? Geesh.
SJP's dress is a pretty color, but way too big for her. Did Madonna start this gloves on old ladies thing? If so, dang I'm gonna be 43 in a few months and I guess I better start buying some gloves for every occassion. :)
I like them together too. His beard gives him a serial killer of another kind vibe (like the crazy drifter kind...).
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. –michelleb
Dexter and his wife look like the poor man's Giselle and Tom....
I'm afflicted with dreaded ginge beard myself - one of the many reasons i'll never grow facial hair. :(
Since her "accident" a few years ago, Rose's face gives me a serious case of the sads. :((
Yay! I'm glad Dexter and Jennifer Carpenter are back together! All is right in the world again! But seriously, I like this couple. They are truly the anti-Hollywood. Awesomeness.
That's the first time I've liked an LV bag. It looks ok casual like that.
He's hot and I love Deb. Make it work, kids!
Dexter and Deb together in real life = YAY! Dexter and Deb together in the show = EWWWWWW!
My guy looks like that and honestly the soft, ginger beard and green eyes get me every time even when he is being a self absorbed prick. Thank goodness though that he doesn`t wear hats like that! : )
Maybe I'm imagining it, but that looks like a heart AND a happy face on that signature. I'm all for amicable divorces, but Cheezus. Is she 12, or did she move into HelloKittyLand with Mariah?
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