As a pimp, mother and professor of fame whoring 101, Pimp Mama Kris never felt as proud as when one of her youngest, Kylie Jenner, Tweeted this picture of Khloe Kardashian’s massive Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade head floating next to the dude who some tabloids say could be her biological father.
That Michael McDonald meets Tummi Bear motherfucker is Alex Rodan and he’s been Kris Jenner’s hairstylist for over 30 years. That explains why he has that “I’ve seen the crown of Lucifer” look in his eye. Some think that one night many years ago, Alex rose on his haunches, mounted Pimp Mama Kris and howled into the night sky as they made Khloe. They’ve all denied it. But that didn’t stop Kylie Jenner from pulling a stunt for show. Kylie Tweeted this weird-looking picture from a Kardashian family photo shoot today and then she quickly said she it was a joke.
Alex does have the same Berenstain Bears look that Khloe has, but if he was her real father the Kuntrashians wouldn’t announce it in a stupid Tweet. They’d announce it in a 20-page spread for All Bear Magazine, a 4-hour E! paternity test event sponsored by Alpo and an interview with People Pets.